1 year ago
What Happened When The Candle Factory Burned Down?
Someone saw a girl eating a Tootsie Roll Pop and asked her, "So, how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?"
The girl says, "Beats me, but it took almost the whole day just to lick
through the wrapper."
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Last week, the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang Happy Birthday.
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A mother and her daughter where looking through an old photo album, when the
mother pointed out an old picture of herself and a very handsome, muscular
young man with curly auburn hair.
"Who's that?" the little girl asked her mother.
"That's your father." the mother answered proudly.
"Oh...then who's that fat bald guy who lives with us?"
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Two peanuts walk into a dark alley at night.
One was a salted.
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I was bullied at school, called all kinds of different names. But one day I turned to my bullies and said, 'Sticks and stones may break my bones but names will never hurt me', and it worked! From there on it was sticks and stones all the way.
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Q. What's pink and fluffy?
A. Pink fluff
Q. What's blue and fluffy?
A. Pink fluff holding its breath
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There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
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A boy goes to pick up his date. She's not ready yet, so he has to sit in the living room with her parents.
He has a bad case of gas and really needs to relieve some pressure.
Luckily, the family dog jumps up on the couch next to him. He decides that he can let a little fart out and if anyone notices, they will think that the dog did it.
He farts, and the mom yells, "Spot, get down from there."
The guy thinks, "Great, they think the dog did it." He releases another fart, and the dad yells for the dog to get down.
This goes on for a couple more farts. Finally the mom yells, "GEEZ Spot — get down before he poops on you."
u know Asaulted...a SALTed?
"GEEZ Spot — get down before he poops on you." LOL!! "Oh...then who's that fat bald guy who lives with us?" Ahahaha... I didn't get the peanut one...?
to avril33 i'm a blonde and it doesn't bother me actually to ALOT of blondes the jokes are funny ..... yes sometimes i wish they weren't ALL blonde jokes but i still find them funny
u guyss shuldnt insult blondes... i may not be one but i have friends.....and it aint nice so pllzz stopp ...... its kinda like racism except u are judgging ppl by thier HAIR colur... plz stop :(
I like the peabut one it was funny. One peanut was a salted. HAHA!! FUNNY!
lol i like the last one tooo
1st one is stupid, but i like the second one ahhahah
A lot of Blonds are stupid but some arent so there for the jokes are stupid! (thats what maked them funny)
i like the blue fluff 1... :)
anonymous, none of these r blond jokes.
Do not juge blondes by the color of ther hair they can be very intelligent (yes i m a blonde but i am very smart) so i think u sould think before u make another blonde joke cauz its rude
blondes r not stupid the seem 2 b juged by the color of their hair =( ur stlupid if u make fun of them by that
a brunette and a blonde jumped off a building who got down before??? the brunette because the blond stopped and asked for info.
The first one was halarious she had to take the tootsie roll wrapper off before she has to eat it duhhhhhh
LOL I LIKE THE DOG ONE
lol the last iz hilarious n the picture one!hahahahahaha
HAHHAHA Good one polkadotluver
i looooooooooooooooooooooov e the last one! OMG I laughed for for like long time!
i LOVE the sixth one about the fluff
BRUNETTE: i was listening to eminem last night. BLONDE: you were listening to candy?!?!
ooooookkkkkkkkk
the last one is soooooooooooo beyong LOL
i mean forever
what do you call a husband? a bff- best boyfriend for life
hey everybody i have a joke
the last one was funny. also the photo
lol that last one is hil!
ok nick jonas lover its the sperm!!! now do you get it
That was ssssooooo stupid to do that. I mean diferent farts sound different.
The last one is hilaarious! LOL!
Lol funny-ish
no i really dont get it star girl i mean i get everything bbut the the mayonaise fell on me whats the mayonaise?
lmao i loved the last one!!!
Hehehe!!!
wow! sOme of these r hilarious....
Haha! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!
i like the dog one, I've heard it before =)
haha "get down be4 he poops on you !!! LOL !!!
i like the date one he was sstupid i also liked the one when the mom and girl were lookin at the photo album
i love the penut one and the pink fluff one but i dont get the fishing one and the last one is gross and weird
sorry i meant the last one was so funny!
LMAO! the alst one was so funny!
i love the last one it was pretty funny
The last 1 is sadddddddddddd
the last one is kinda weirdd
Th3s3 r kind 0f funny @nd kind 0f 5tup3d
wow lol
lol
rotflol
i love that last joke, the rest suck