1 year ago

What REALLY Grosses Robert Out

Want to impress Twilight hottie Robert Pattinson? Here's ONE tip: Don't scatch your neck till you bleed!

Robert told Us Weekly that he ran into some fans recently who had scratched the sides of their neck, "so they were freshly bleeding when they came up to get a signature."

He added, "They were like, 'We did this for you.' I didn't know what to say. 'Um, thanks guys?'"

With that in mind, just a few DOs and DON'Ts when it comes to trying to meet Robert.

1. DON'T show him your open wounds. But DO flash a smile that shows off your pearly fangs!

2. DON'T try to bite him. But DO offer to kiss him on the cheek! (It'll still leave a lasting impression.)

3. DON'T howl like a werewolf. But DO purr like a cat! (Me-ow, indeed.)

4. DON'T have garlic breath (vampires hate that). But DO share your mints!

5. DON'T ask him on a day date (too casual). But DO mention you love the twilight!

 
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okay well... thats weird. as much as i love rob and edward cullen and all, there's something telling me that i wouldn't make myself bleed. talk about desperate!

 
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ummmm i luv ya rob but i wuldnt make myself bleed 4 ya i see y u didnt know what to say

 
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ummmm i luv ya rob but i wuldnt make myself bleed 4 ya i see y u didnt know what to say

 
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what idiot does that? thats gross i mean i get that he is hot and everything but come on thats nasty!

 
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People that do things like that to Rob are total freaks. I can understand that the girls like Twilight because I love it to,but to go as far as scatching their necks to impress Rob that is just gross.Rob tatol rocks and I will stay on team Edward forever. Don't worry rob i got your back. Lauren Anderson

 
 
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what kind of freak will scratch thier necks till they bled!? idiots...

 
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Ummm....ok then! Rob's totally cool, but seriously,making yourself bleed!! Ridiculous! I wouldn't do it!

 
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Ummm....ok then! I love Rob, but...um...i'm not going to make myself bleed! Seriously, everybody knows that there is no such thing as vampires...hopefully they do at least. Rob's cool, but I am 100% TEAM EMMETT!!!

 
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what kind of obsessed fresk woul make themselves bleed over robert? they do know that he's not really a vampire and he doesn't want their blood right?

 
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That is weird why would you make yourself bleed?! I looooooooove twilight but bleeding is alittle xtreem! But i would ask for a kiss!

 
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rob is cute xxxx

 
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la la la... opps random i think robs hot but i am in love with taylor lautner! i said i ♥ taylor lautner! la la la

 
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um thats a little weird who would really do that? thats so gross thats like me walking up to him picking my nose and saying ''here rob i did this just for you cause im just a little bit weird''lol!

 
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1. i dont think he would ever let u kiss him on the cheek 2. his not really a vampire so most of the stuff wont even matter to him 3. dont purr like a cat he would think u were a total weirdo and 4. leave him alone give him some space

 
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um that crazaly insan

 
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WEIRD-O's

 
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that is awful poor rob i hate the fact that some one would do that

 
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thats just plain weird i would'nt go that far just because he is smokin' hot

 
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I DIDN'T EVEN READ THAT ALL I KNOW IS THAT HE NEEDS SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND I WOULD NEVER GO ON A DATE WITH HIM HE IS TOOOOOOO UGLY!

 
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ok thats strange how would scrach there neck till they bleed thats very weird ya robert is a good acter and i think hes really hot but i wouldnt go that fare

 
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what the heck! what pyscos!

 
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who would scratch their neck till they bleed?

 
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duh all those 4 tru sukas

 
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duh all those 4 tru sukas

 
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how did that to ma boy!

 
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those chicks r crazy....

 
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Don't ask him out. Do let me ask him out! ^_^

 
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Who would bleed for Robert thats kinda freaky. Next time they want to do something for a celebrity they should put themselfs in their shoes. Imagine you played a vampire on twilight and they scratched themselfs until they bleed? Tahts kinda weird

 
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i'm gonna do eveything they say NOT to do, i'm noot a fan of rob, but taylor, yow!

 
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6. DON'T offer to touch his hair, no matter how much you want to. DO thake a pic of his hair!! (lol)

 
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Yeah, awesome tips, I will keep them on mind when meeting him(If that someday happens)so I would impresse him! One question: Does he likes mexican fans? I am one!

 
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TiP 6:DO NOT SCREAM!

 
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awsome tips!i would so not ever do number 1. ew!!!!!!!!!

 
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REALY GOOD TIPS BUT I WOULD BE TO STUNNED TO SAY OR DO ANYTHING! and i am not being dramatic but he rocks and i would never do tht to my neck because tht would be gross for any 1 ! love courtney

 
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wow,those r good tips!

 
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wow,those r good tips!

 
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That's really dumb, he's not a real vampire he just plays one.

 
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okay i love him more than anything and hes sexy and everything but i would NEVER do that. then again i absolutly hate blood, i pass out!

 
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Meant to put they, not the.

 
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Holy cow. They scratched their necks until the bled? I wouldn't do that. I'm not crazy, you know.

 
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hes is so sexy

 
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you got that right sizzlepop96

 
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ewwwwww! wat celeb would want tew see a fan's open wound

 
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he is so frikin SEXY!!!!!!!!!! DANG!!!

 
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I LOVE ROBERT PATTINSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !

 
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uhhhhh...naaaastyyyyy

 
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Um EWWW! I'd be grossed out too!

 
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Thats gross. Vampiers are to real anonymous. I would never do that and yes he is hot

 
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I would do that but only if he had asked otherwise that would be insane

 
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THIS IS SPECIFICALLY TO PEOPLE LIKE KAYLYN OK FYI TWILIGHT IS INCREDIBLE AND ROB IS NOT AND NEVER WILL BE UGLY HE IS HOT. WAIT HOT ISNT EVEN THE WORD HE IS FFFFFFFFFFFFFIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEE WAIT HES DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF FFFFFFFIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNN NNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEE

 
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