What Snoop Dogg Does In The Rain...

month ago this is a true thing that happens! its not a chain letter! its kinda scary at first but it really works!! paste this message into 3 comments and press ALT F1 and your crushes name will appear on the screen!!! its soo wierd!

i dont get the invisible ink 1

I L-O-V-E the bathroom joke! It was a joke (my mom told me) 30 years ago!!!!!!!!!!

dont get the skydiving 1

lol!i love the student and teacher one!!thats soo lol worthy!

heres 1: Youre on a horse and ur stuck btwn a lion & a Hippo u cant go left, you can't go right what do u do? You get your drunk butt off the Carasail

Its me,the long anonymous one,thnx jonasbrothersluv97

I like the anonymous joke!

i like the p one!

I like the door one

OMG, THT LONG ANONYMOUS ONE WAS ME!!!!! IT WAS ME!!!! BOW DOWN~

OH I GET IT MY SHELL

heres one: Beetle: why is there some girl on your back? its kinda creeodd(creepy+odd=creeod d) Snail: hey now, dont u make fun of Michelle here. haha gettit?? if u dont, just ask me.

the long anonymous one, i understand it and i heard a similar joke but it's waaaaaay 2 long 2 write out so...i ain't gonna.

i like the mom&son one and the student&teacher one

i have a joke! TEACHER:SAY YOUR ABCS" STUDENT:I DON'T KNOW THEM THOUGH" TEACHER:GO HOME AND LEARN THEM THEN" STUDENT GOES HOME. STUDENT:MAMA, WHAT ARE THE ABCS? MOM:SHUT UP" SO HE GOES TO BIG SISTER. STUDENT:WHAT ARE THE ABCS SISSY? SISTER:I HATE YOU! SO HE GOES TO HIS BRO WHO IS WATCHING BATMAN. STUDENT:BUBBA, WHAT ARE THE ABCS?" BROTHER"DUNNA DUNNA DUNNA DUNNA BATMAN BATMAN" SO HE GOES TO HIS DAD. STUDENT:PAPA, WHAT ARE THE ABCS?" DAD"IN THE GARBAGE" SO NEXT DAY HE GOES TO SCHOOL. TEACHER" WHAT ARE YOUR ABCS?" STUDENT"SHUT UP" TEACHER:NO,WHAT ARE YOUR ABCS?" STUDENT"I HATE YOU" TEACHER"GO TO THE PRINCIPAL OFFICE NOW! PRINCIPAL"YOUNG MAN, WHAT IS YOUR NAME? STUDENT:DUNNA DUNNA DUNNA DUNNA BATMAN BATMAN" PRINCIPAL: WHERE DO YOU LIVE!" STUDENT:IN THE GARBAGE. I TOTTALY AND COMPLETELY UNDERSTAND IF YOU DIDN'T GET THIS JOKE!

i don't get the hippo one but i like the open door hospital one .... i heard the johny one like so long ago

HannahFannah- the truly best one was the student and teacher one. the rest weren't funny. I didn't get the "if at first you don't succeed, then skydiving not for you." And don't go saying i'm dumb for not getting it. that's just rude.

loved the student one

loved the student one

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i like the abc 1 its so funnytastic well wut ever you say it

lol i get the last 1 and the abc p 1 iz soo old

the STUDENT: Can I please go to the bathroom? TEACHER: Yes as soon as you say your ABCs! STUDENT: OK, ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOQRSTUVWXYZ TEACHER: Where's the P? STUDENT: Running down my leg!!!!!! 1 is funny

i love the teacher and the hippie 1!!!!!

i like the teacher one! lol!

I luv the last joke!

these are really funny

it was just some jokes i dident like it at all

lol wow. the p one was funny!

RETARDO

XD roflol!!

some of them are funny and others are not

lame jokes except 4 the p joke

FUNNY

i'm sorry these r really corny.

that joke is wrong!! here is how it really goes, TEACHER:where is the p? STUDENT:trickling down my knee.

i dont get the hippe wife thing and the skydiver one.

Everybody go to iTunes and download David Archuletas single "Crush". Its my fave song now!!!!!!!!!

k............

Lol ok.

l to da ol

if at first you dont succeed,destroy all evidence you even tried....thats my friends

if at first you dont succeed,destroy all evidence you even tried....thats my friends

OMG u guyz hav 2 hear this!! ok so 1 time me and my bf ryan were in his basemeant playing video games and i was in the middle of a game and had to go poo really bad. well i held it for as long as i could but when i cleared a big jump me and ryan started dancing and jumping and stuff and i couldnt take it anymore!! i dashed up to the bathroom but his older brother was already in the shower! so i did the only thing i could, i pooped in his front yard. well right when i was getting up and pulling up my pants he comes out and sees me! he got this disgusted look on his face and ran inside. a few minutes later he came back out with his mom and turns out i had pooped in a chipmunk hole and now they couldnt get out or in... well hey i thought the hole was from their dog! well i must have really stunk up our relationship because three days later ryan broke up with me. oh well i am dating his brother now... :) *************end********* ***

holla!

yeyeyey!!!!!!!!! 6th comment!!!!!!!!!!! :)

oops sorry, 5th comment!!

so not funny. who cam up with these?? YAY 3rd comment

i meant 3rd