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What's The Grossest Cafeteria Food Ever?

It's the worst feeling in the world: You go to the cafeteria, reach into your backpack and realize that you… gasp…forgot your lunch!

No brown bag?

Well it's time to grab a tray and make a visit to one of the nastiest places on Earth: the hot lunch line!

Whether it's old, stinky filet of fish or the mystery meat (the real mystery is whether it's really meat!), the cafeteria often serves the nastiest food around.

Every lunch lady has their gross specialty...

 

But what is the nastiest lunch YOUR cafeteria serves? Give all the dirty details below!

 
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that looks gross my schools lunch looks better than that i wonder if thats even a acutal sandwich

 
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actually most of the meals @ my school r ok there are some that are SO FREAKING DISGUSTING i swear sometimes id rather go hungry some days

 
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ick i took a bite of chocolate thinking it was Oh Henry! turns out its Mr. Big. and i HATE nougat!

 
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my school has won awards for itsz cooking, but i live in britain. sux for u =]

 
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i got an orange tht was covered in mold, the kilk was expired in 07. and there was a metel peice in the chicken patty

 
 
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i just looked at that picture of food and gagged but when we have tacos its like the meat isn't even real meat.....nasty

 
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my friend eat raw chicken, ewwww

 
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one time i was going to eat chips at our school and i looked at the expiered date on it and it said may 2008 it was disgusting i thought i was going to be sick!

 
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once i pricked my chicken with a fork and juice and blood spilled out.

 
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YEAH, OUR FOOD WE ORDER OUT AT MY SCHOOL. BUT ONE TIME WHEN THEY TRIED TO MAKE SPAGETTI, WE FOUND HAIR IN IT. -.(

 
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tacos.i think poop is in in there!

 
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GREEN HOTDOGS!!!!!!!!!!!EEEEWWW WWWW

 
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Okra nuggets EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 
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i love cafiteria and hospital food i think its the best and im not joking it really is good

 
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we don't buy stuff from the cafeteria. we have this envelope that goes home every week and it has the lunch menu and you fill it in and send in the money for hot lunch. but it's really good food, not the poopy stuff like that pic. if you don't believe me, here's just a few things we have: Cheese quisidellia Italian sub Pizza (from pizza hut) Popcorn chicken (KFC) and more. i think it's different each week. and i'm in a school with grades 3-8. not a high school...it's a catholic school

 
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it looks like a big cafeteria lady thowup

 
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at our school the use grade f meat

 
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my schools food is usaly pretty nasty im vegan so i usaly go to the restraunts that are around the school or i just chew on carrot sticks there rubbery but whatevs

 
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UGH our worst is our X-mas dinner we have every year, the Turkey and mashed potatoes stink and taste FUNKY, one time I found 4 stray hairs that weren't even mine in the gravy!!!! All our food sux even our pancakes r NASTY, y...cuz they GRILL them on a bbq!!!! I hate our school it's so CHEAP!!!!

 
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Our cafeteria food it actually pretty good. We have restaurants (extreme Pita, and Opa!) bring food to our school 2 days a week and the kiosk is open and it only serves good food, I should know, I worked there... The pizza is good taquitos, hot dogs, fries, mini subs, pizza subs, pizza pops, milk and chocolate milk, juice, granola bars Oreo cakesters, goldfish and even Popsicles! there are more but there are too many to name. Our school ROCKS!!!!! to bad I'm in high school now...

 
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omg! so many. the mashed potatoes? yeah and there fruit always has hair. and they like to dye the fruit like the pairs green or red. or is it really food dye?

 
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our schools pizza is the grossest it is doughy still and the cheese isnt all the way melted

 
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it doesnt sound disgusting at first but greenbeans... nows the disgusting part my friend kayla was eating green beans and she found a caterpillar crawling around in it1!!! she didnt puke but she almost did.

 
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one time i was eatin a school taco and there was a hair in it, then we had a picnic and they made hotdogs but they were rectangular and i swear to god, they were stretchy and i dropped it and it bounced and the ham is seriously not edible and once the skool put the ham in melted cheese and the applesauce is really green!

 
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What ELSE is nasty at me school? uhhhh... well, the burgars taste like the insides of a freakin' tolet! =P

 
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my schools cafeteria food is delicious.we have pasta king which is yummy and the rest is nice aswell

 
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Our school always has hair and wire in the fruit. almost nobody eats the stuff. People never eat anything unless it's the burgers, corndogs or tacos.

 
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my friend opened a yogurt packet and it exploded. another time i thought i would toss a hot dog to a trash can and it was full of this gross rotten juice and it bounced back and exploded on my enemys face, expensive perm, and $100 shirt and pants and $200 shoes and her spray tan! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA SHES A LOSER

 
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ohhhh this one time (i swear 2 god) there were these chicken nuggets and in side they were purple!ewwww!!and the milk (Strawberry) was chunky and i poured it on the tray and i just stayed there!i got a spoon and put it in my frenamys lunch box. ha ha ha!

 
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my friend opened her apple juice and it smelled like beer! so we all passed it aroung and drank lil sips and it tasted like it too!! we all ended up feeling like we were going to puke! pplus we hav frozen milk and another time my friends orange juice was a yr old!! im dead cereal!

 
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my cafeteria ladys sneeze in my enemys food. nobody likes her so go figure.

 
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i mean they were store bought from Safeway yummy chicken and cheese

 
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i mean they were store bought from Safeway yummychicken and cheese

 
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our caf ladies did a draw to see who would win the yummiest taquitos no burn or anything store bought (they know how gross theyre food is;they like torturing us kids) and i won! everyone wanted a taquito and i yelled NO IM GONNA BE A VEGETARIAN THIS IS MY LAST MEAT! it worked and they cleared off!

 
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i dont even know. everything that they serve at my school is always gross. everythings so gross that i dont know what to choose from.

 
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oh and lastly (sorry) my frenemy that sits with us, she got pizza wrapped in this little baggy thingy so she opened it and grease went flying EVERYWHERE!!! Thank God it didn't get on my new, white, Aeropostale shirt! I woulda been TICKED OFF!!!

 
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UGH!!! WE Have the NASTIEST cafeteria food in the entire world! I swear, its not even food! The hot dogs are GREEN. NOT cuz they're undercooked, just cuz they're green and furry! The fish tacos are so gross! They look really good and everything but one time, I was starving and that was the only thing left so i took it. When i sat down, i opened the tartar sauce and it smelled RANCID!!! I looked at the expiration date and it expired 5 MONTHS AGO!! So i skipped that and i ate a fishstick and went home SICK!!! I got food poisoning! Then this other time my friend got this meatloaf-y patty thingy-ma-jigger and she tried to take a bite and it wouldnt rip off! Maggie (my frend) and i had to rip it apart by hand to find out it was WRAPPED IN PLASTIC!!! And then these other times, my friend izabella and maggie went into the lunch line and izzy came out with fried chicken and maggie came out with turkey and gravy. the chicken was moderate: no bugs crawling out, fully cooked, everything. but the turkey and gravy was GROSS!!!! 2 bugs crawled out of the gravy, there was a really long, blonde hair from the cafeteria lady and it tasted so bad, she had to get sent home!!!! SORRY FOR THE LONG COMMENT BUT ITS ALL TRUE!!!

 
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lets see now *dot dot dot* umm *dot dot dot* okay i got one! i was eating a sandwich and then looked at the ground and the same sandwich was moving like a worm on the ground

 
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She chugs anything you tell er too. she threw up on a kids food and the caf ladies shut down the caf for 3 weeks :) he-llo McDonalds!

 
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today i saw the principal going for a new creation in the lunch line and when he asked they put a head of lettuce and then a side of meat on a plate then said 'its called "meathead"' and gave it to him and when he walked away i heard them say 'its modeled after him' so i went for juice an they sid it was apple but it was really KITCHEN GREASE! so i gave it to my frenemy...oh i cant say her name,MEKIAH!

 
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well smoochma16, WE DONT HAVE HEALTH PPLS! GEEZ GO FIND A BRAIN

 
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teamjonas11, those are obviously lies, the health people wouldve come and shut down your school a LOOOONG time ago!!

 
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well i threw a burger (purple) across the room to see what would happen and so did my friend so they were like flying and spilling grease and who knows what on everybody and then started bouncing all over the walls and after like 29 min of bouncing they finally exploded on my friend alltogether and then all these spiders spilled on her. from the burgers. SPIDERS!!! ick!

 
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once i picked up my hotdog and a worm crawled out

 
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i was eating lunch and when i looked in my hero i saw something moving so i threw it to the ground and then it started just moving away on its own. i like flipped and puked on the table!!! My friend felt something baked in her orange rubber hot dog so she reached in her mouth and pulled out a worm. a WORM! well we never bought lunch again after THAT! whats worse-worm in your hotdog or moving food? Hmmm...

 
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my school serves steak i wish anyways im not kidding there was like this really fancy (snotty) rich kid school whre there were actual resteraunts D8

 
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(this is the truth, the honest truth and nothing but the truth. If you dont believe me, thats not my problem.) Ok , so, as a vegeterian, i always have to find another opition and bring my own lunch on christmas meanl day, because they serve turkey and stuff. but this one time, on christmas food day, i forgot my lunch. so i joined the school meal line. BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE! So, theyre serving everyone turkey, and then its my turn to collect my food. ust as the lunch lady was about to pile meat on my plate, i said, "wait, im a vegeterian". she got annoyed, and went to get the lunchroom supervisor. She went to the back of the kitchen (for lack of a better term) and got me a cheese omelette. Doesnt sound so bad right? WRONG! The holes in which the cheese was supposed to show were filled with something green. And hairy. (no joke.) so i figure i dont wanna go hungry, and i mustve been wrong about the whole cheese thing. Maybe it was a spinach omelette? SO i cute it open, and, there was cheese. MOLDY cheese. I ran to the trash can and stuffed it in. Im so lucky i didnt get caught, coz if i did, 1 hour detention for not eating what i was provided! Oh, and after i had switched to the school i now attend, i bought some mac and cheese. another big mistake. Again, some pieces of macoroni werent cooked, some had green on, some were oveercooked, but i was STARVED. So, despite my friends comments, i carried on eating. Until, that is, I FOUND THE LONGEST BLACK HAIR EVER STUFF IN THE FOOD!!! WHY DONT HAIRNETS WORK ANYMORE?!!?!

 
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our nastiest thing looks like poop on a tray. sometimes all i eat are the fries!!!! its so gross to have poop on a tray.....:(

 
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HAHAHAHAHA!!!! i go to a private school so we bring our luch!!! :D

 
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the thing i like best is their chicken but sometimes its dry. i hate their pizza. they ues to make pepperoni pizza but now its just disgusting.

 
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