1 year ago

What's Your Flirting Profile?

1. You see a cutie at the beach, what do you do?

  • "Accidently" throw the football by him (just watch the face)
  • Rub suntan lotion all over my bod and hope he notices
  • Pretend to drown so he can come rescue me!

2. What's your perfect flirt tactic?

  • Going for the "Deer in Headlights" look, but not by choice!
  • Giggle at everything he says (even if it's not funny)
  • A little touch on the arm never hurt (punching does, though)

3. Where did you meet your last hunky hottie?

  • In my dreams
  • At school (class was especially boring that day)
  • At the movies. His name is Edward Cullen!

4. Have you ever winked at a guy?

  • Only when I had something in my eye.
  • Maybe as like a joke.
  • My middle name could be Winkie.

5. Your hottie calls, what do you do?

  • Let voicemail pick up and try not to puke.
  • Answer enthusiastically right away with a, "Hey, cutie!"
  • Answer after a few rings. Love to make 'em sweat!

6. Perfect outfit for a flirt fest?

  • ARGGH! I have nothing to wear.
  • Something sexy (if I can get past mom and dad).
  • Bright colors catch the eye. The lips are then mine!

SNEAKY FLIRTER

OK, so you're a little shy. So what? So was Bella Swan and she got a hottie, right? You're sending out subtle signals right now, which is great. But don't be afraid to step it up soon. In other words: Work it, girl!

COULD ONE DAY TURN PRO

You must have studied the art of flirting, cause you could almost be a black belt! Guys definitely notice you, even if you send mixed signals occasionally. Keep it up! (Your lips will thank you later.)

MS. FLIRTS-A-LOT!

Is "Single Ladies" your theme song? Do you poke so many people on Facebook, people call you Poke-a-hontas? Then, yeah, we'd say you've got this flirting thing down! You're never afraid to get what you want and go after it. As for the guys? Well, tell 'em to take a number.

 

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