5 months ago

What's Your Flirting Profile?

1. You see a cutie at the beach, what do you do?

  • "Accidently" throw the football by him (just watch the face)
  • Rub suntan lotion all over my bod and hope he notices
  • Pretend to drown so he can come rescue me!

2. What's your perfect flirt tactic?

  • Going for the "Deer in Headlights" look, but not by choice!
  • Giggle at everything he says (even if it's not funny)
  • A little touch on the arm never hurt (punching does, though)

3. Where did you meet your last hunky hottie?

  • In my dreams
  • At school (class was especially boring that day)
  • At the movies. His name is Edward Cullen!

4. Have you ever winked at a guy?

  • Only when I had something in my eye.
  • Maybe as like a joke.
  • My middle name could be Winkie.

5. Your hottie calls, what do you do?

  • Let voicemail pick up and try not to puke.
  • Answer enthusiastically right away with a, "Hey, cutie!"
  • Answer after a few rings. Love to make 'em sweat!

6. Perfect outfit for a flirt fest?

  • ARGGH! I have nothing to wear.
  • Something sexy (if I can get past mom and dad).
  • Bright colors catch the eye. The lips are then mine!

SNEAKY FLIRTER

OK, so you're a little shy. So what? So was Bella Swan and she got a hottie, right? You're sending out subtle signals right now, which is great. But don't be afraid to step it up soon. In other words: Work it, girl!

COULD ONE DAY TURN PRO

You must have studied the art of flirting, cause you could almost be a black belt! Guys definitely notice you, even if you send mixed signals occasionally. Keep it up! (Your lips will thank you later.)

MS. FLIRTS-A-LOT!

Is "Single Ladies" your theme song? Do you poke so many people on Facebook, people call you Poke-a-hontas? Then, yeah, we'd say you've got this flirting thing down! You're never afraid to get what you want and go after it. As for the guys? Well, tell 'em to take a number.

 
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COULD ONE DAY TURN PRO You must have studied the art of flirting, cause you could almost be a black belt! Guys definitely notice you, even if you send mixed signals occasionally. Keep it up! (Your lips will thank you later.)

 
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Sneaky :P

 
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COULD ONE DAY TURN PRO You must have studied the art of flirting, cause you could almost be a black belt! Guys definitely notice you, even if you send mixed signals occasionally. Keep it up! (Your lips will thank you later.)

 
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Could One Day Turn Pro! I don't think that day will shop up any time soon!

 
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SNEAKY FLIRTER OK, so you're a little shy. So what? So was Bella Swan and she got a hottie, right? You're sending out subtle signals right now, which is great. But don't be afraid to step it up soon. In other words: Work it, girl!

 
 
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COULD ONE DAY TURN PRO You must have studied the art of flirting, cause you could almost be a black belt! Guys definitely notice you, even if you send mixed signals occasionally. Keep it up! (Your lips will thank you later.)

 
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Ms. Flirts-A-lot . lol

 
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sneaky flirter

 
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SNEAKY FLIRTER Ok, so you're a little shy. So what? So was Bella Swan and she got a hottie, right? You're sending out subtle signals right now, which is great. But don't be afraid to step it up soon. In other words: Work it, girl!

 
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COULD ONE DAY TURN PRO You must have studied the art of flirting, cause you could almost be a black belt! Guys definitely notice you, even if you send mixed signals occasionally. Keep it up! (Your lips will thank you later.)

 
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i would love too be a pro someday i think !!!!!!!!!!!

 
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SNEAKY FLIRTER lol im not at all shy

 
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COULD ONE DAY TURN PRO You must have studied the art of flirting, cause you could almost be a black belt! Guys definitely notice you, even if you send mixed signals occasionally. Keep it up! (Your lips will thank you later.)

 
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COULD ONE DAY TURN PRO....Here I come R-patz..LOL

 
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oh now it sayz SNEAKY FLIRTER I think thatz what I am lolz

 
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COULD ONE DAY TURN PRO..........awesome!

 
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SNEAKY FLIRTER OK, so you're a little shy. So what? So was Bella Swan and she got a hottie, right? You're sending out subtle signals right now, which is great. But don't be afraid to step it up soon. In other words: Work it, girl!

 
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SNEAKY FLIRTER OK, so you're a little shy. So what? So was Bella Swan and she got a hottie, right? You're sending out subtle signals right now, which is great. But don't be afraid to step it up soon. In other words: Work it, girl!

 
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COULD ONE DAY TURN PRO You must have studied the art of flirting, cause you could almost be a black belt! Guys definitely notice you, even if you send mixed signals occasionally. Keep it up! (Your lips will thank you later.)

 
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SNEAKY FLIRTER

 
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MS. FLIRTS-A-LOT! Is "Single Ladies" your theme song? Do you poke so many people on Facebook, people call you Poke-a-hontas? Then, yeah, we'd say you've got this flirting thing down! You're never afraid to get what you want and go after it. As for the guys? Well, tell 'em to take a number. Yup that is me.. Btw.. Justin Bieber is so hot!

 
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could one day turn pro

 
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could one day turn pro

 
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hey, plz go on www.twilightroosterisaac. webs.com! It is a great/awesome/funtastic site, filled with fun stuff. I made it myself! It has quizzes, summer fun, funny stories i wrote one day, and a great continuing story. If you come on, and possibly become a member, than you can be sure to have some fun!

 
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could one day turn pro :) just wondering...... why does every1 copy and paste the thing that they got??

 
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SNEAKY FLIRTER OK, so you're a little shy. So what? So was Bella Swan and she got a hottie, right? You're sending out subtle signals right now, which is great. But don't be afraid to step it up soon. In other words: Work it, girl!

 
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SNEAKY FLIRTER OK, so you're a little shy. So what? So was Bella Swan and she got a hottie, right? You're sending out subtle signals right now, which is great. But don't be afraid to step it up soon. In other words: Work it, girl!

 
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could one day turn pro

 
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COULD ONE DAY TURN PRO You must have studied the art of flirting, cause you could almost be a black belt! Guys definitely notice you, even if you send mixed signals occasionally. Keep it up! (Your lips will thank you later.)

 
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1st time coming here!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 
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Could one day be a pro...lolz, I'm now a pro...I almost drowned once waiting for the hot spanish guy to rescue me...

 
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sneaky flirter

 
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SNEAKY FLIRTER OK, so you're a little shy. So what? So was Bella Swan and she got a hottie, right? You're sending out subtle signals right now, which is great. But don't be afraid to step it up soon. In other words: Work it, girl!

 
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im sneaky hehehe

 
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COULD ONE DAY TURN PRO You must have studied the art of flirting, cause you could almost be a black belt! Guys definitely notice you, even if you send mixed signals occasionally. Keep it up! (Your lips will thank you later.)

 
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COULD ONE DAY TURN PRO You must have studied the art of flirting, cause you could almost be a black belt! Guys definitely notice you, even if you send mixed signals occasionally. Keep it up! (Your lips will thanks you later.)

 
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SNEAKY FLIRTER OK, so you're a little shy. So what? So was Bella Swan and she got a hottie, right? You're sending out subtle signals right now, which is great. But don't be afraid to step it up soon. In other words: Work it, girl!

 
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i could be a pro one day :) lol

 
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COULD ONE DAY TURN PRO You must have studied the art of flirting, cause you could almost be a black belt! Guys definitely notice you, even if you send mixed signals occasionally. Keep it up! (Your lips will thank you later.)

 
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SNEAKY FLIRTER OK, so you're a little shy. So what? So was Bella Swan and she got a hottie, right? You're sending out subtle signals right now, which is great. But don't be afraid to step it up soon. In other words: Work it, girl

 
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COULD ONE DAY TURN PRO You must have studied the art of flirting, cause you could almost be a black belt! Guys definitely notice you, even if you send mixed signals occasionally. Keep it up! (Your lips will thank you later.)

 
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COULD ONE DAY TURN PRO You must have studied the art of flirting, cause you could almost be a black belt! Guys definitely notice you, even if you send mixed signals occasionally. Keep it up! (Your lips will thank you later.) Uuuum ookay

 
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COULD ONE DAY TURN PRO You must have studied the art of flirting, cause you could almost be a black belt! Guys definitely notice you, even if you send mixed signals occasionally. Keep it up! (Your lips will thank you later.)

 
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COULD ONE DAY TURN PRO You must have studied the art of flirting, cause you could almost be a black belt! Guys definitely notice you, even if you send mixed signals occasionally. Keep it up! (Your lips will thank you later.) soooooooo cool!!!!!11

 
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SNEAKY FLIRTER OK, so you're a little shy. So what? So was Bella Swan and she got a hottie, right? You're sending out subtle signals right now, which is great. But don't be afraid to step it up soon. In other words: Work it, girl!

 
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SNEAKY FLIRTER OK, so you're a little shy. So what? So was Bella Swan and she got a hottie, right? You're sending out subtle signals right now, which is great. But don't be afraid to step it up soon. In other words: Work it, girl!

 
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COULD ONE DAY TURN PRO You must have studied the art of flirting, cause you could almost be a black belt! Guys definitely notice you, even if you send mixed signals occasionally. Keep it up! (Your lips will thank you later.)

 
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COULD ONE DAY TURN PRO You must have studied the art of flirting, cause you could almost be a black belt! Guys definitely notice you, even if you send mixed signals occasionally. Keep it up! (Your lips will thank you later.)

 
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could one day turn pro

 
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SNEAKY FLIRTER OK, so you're a little shy. So what? So was Bella Swan and she got a hottie, right? You're sending out subtle signals right now, which is great. But don't be afraid to step it up soon. In other words: Work it, girl!