5 months ago

What's Your Flirting Profile?

1. You see a cutie at the beach, what do you do?

  • "Accidently" throw the football by him (just watch the face)
  • Rub suntan lotion all over my bod and hope he notices
  • Pretend to drown so he can come rescue me!

2. What's your perfect flirt tactic?

  • Going for the "Deer in Headlights" look, but not by choice!
  • Giggle at everything he says (even if it's not funny)
  • A little touch on the arm never hurt (punching does, though)

3. Where did you meet your last hunky hottie?

  • In my dreams
  • At school (class was especially boring that day)
  • At the movies. His name is Edward Cullen!

4. Have you ever winked at a guy?

  • Only when I had something in my eye.
  • Maybe as like a joke.
  • My middle name could be Winkie.

5. Your hottie calls, what do you do?

  • Let voicemail pick up and try not to puke.
  • Answer enthusiastically right away with a, "Hey, cutie!"
  • Answer after a few rings. Love to make 'em sweat!

6. Perfect outfit for a flirt fest?

  • ARGGH! I have nothing to wear.
  • Something sexy (if I can get past mom and dad).
  • Bright colors catch the eye. The lips are then mine!

SNEAKY FLIRTER

OK, so you're a little shy. So what? So was Bella Swan and she got a hottie, right? You're sending out subtle signals right now, which is great. But don't be afraid to step it up soon. In other words: Work it, girl!

COULD ONE DAY TURN PRO

You must have studied the art of flirting, cause you could almost be a black belt! Guys definitely notice you, even if you send mixed signals occasionally. Keep it up! (Your lips will thank you later.)

MS. FLIRTS-A-LOT!

Is "Single Ladies" your theme song? Do you poke so many people on Facebook, people call you Poke-a-hontas? Then, yeah, we'd say you've got this flirting thing down! You're never afraid to get what you want and go after it. As for the guys? Well, tell 'em to take a number.

 
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sneaky flirter im awesome

 
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sooo not true

 
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sooo not true

 
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sooo not true

 
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sooo not true

 
 
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i got the same as inlove10x =P

 
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i really am not a flirt i play it simple.meet a guy get 2 know him and c what happens

 
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SNEAKY FLIRTER OK, so you're a little shy. So what? So was Bella Swan and she got a hottie, right? You're sending out subtle signals right now, which is great. But don't be afraid to step it up soon. In other words: Work it, girl!

 
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could one day turn pro ha

 
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COULD ONE DAY TURN PRO You must have studied the art of flirting, cause you could almost be a black belt! Guys definitely notice you, even if you send mixed signals occasionally. Keep it up! (Your lips will thank you later.)

 
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SNEAKY FLIRTER OK, so you're a little shy. So what? So was Bella Swan and she got a hottie, right? You're sending out subtle signals right now, which is great. But don't be afraid to step it up soon. In other words: Work it, girl!

 
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MS. FLIRTS-A-LOT! Is "Single Ladies" your theme song? Do you poke so many people on Facebook, people call you Poke-a-hontas? Then, yeah, we'd say you've got this flirting thing down! You're never afraid to get what you want and go after it. As for the guys? Well, tell 'em to take a number

 
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MS. FLIRTS-A-LOT! Is "Single Ladies" your theme song? Do you poke so many people on Facebook, people call you Poke-a-hontas? Then, yeah, we'd say you've got this flirting thing down! You're never afraid to get what you want and go after it. As for the guys? Well, tell 'em to take a number

 
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SNEAKY FLIRTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 
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COULD ONE DAY TURN PRO. i flirt all the time... it just comes natural!

 
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COULD ONE DAY TURN PRO You must have studied the art of flirting, cause you could almost be a black belt! Guys definitely notice you, even if you send mixed signals occasionally. Keep it up! (Your lips will thank you later.)

 
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its true! im really shy around cute guys! and yesterday my crush called and i was so nervous i didnt pick up until he called 4 times! then i said hey can i call you back! but then we talked for like 5 minutes but it got awkward!

 
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SNEAKY FLIRTER OK, so you're a little shy. So what? So was Bella Swan and she got a hottie, right? You're sending out subtle signals right now, which is great. But don't be afraid to step it up soon. In other words: Work it, girl!

 
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MS. FLIRTS-A-LOT! Is "Single Ladies" your theme song? Do you poke so many people on Facebook, people call you Poke-a-hontas? Then, yeah, we'd say you've got this flirting thing down! You're never afraid to get what you want and go after it. As for the guys? Well, tell 'em to take a number.

 
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COULD ONE DAY TURN PRO

 
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COULD ONE DAY TURN PRO You must have studied the art of flirting, cause you could almost be a black belt! Guys definitely notice you, even if you send mixed signals occasionally. Keep it up! (Your lips will thank you later.)

 
Avatar

MS. FLIRTS-A-LOT! Is "Single Ladies" your theme song? Do you poke so many people on Facebook, people call you Poke-a-hontas? Then, yeah, we'd say you've got this flirting thing down! You're never afraid to get what you want and go after it. As for the guys? Well, tell 'em to take a number.

 
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SNEAKY FLIRTER OK, so you're a little shy. So what? So was Bella Swan and she got a hottie, right? You're sending out subtle signals right now, which is great. But don't be afraid to step it up soon. In other words: Work it, girl! OK sure this might happen to me.

 
Avatar

COULD ONE DAY TURN PRO You must have studied the art of flirting, cause you could almost be a black belt! Guys definitely notice you, even if you send mixed signals occasionally. Keep it up! (Your lips will thank you later.)

 
Avatar

COULD ONE DAY TURN PRO You must have studied the art of flirting, cause you could almost be a black belt! Guys definitely notice you, even if you send mixed signals occasionally. Keep it up! (Your lips will thank you later.)

 
Avatar

COULD ONE DAY TURN PRO You must have studied the art of flirting, cause you could almost be a black belt! Guys definitely notice you, even if you send mixed signals occasionally. Keep it up! (Your lips will thank you later.)

 
Avatar

SNEAKY FLIRTER OK, so you're a little shy. So what? So was Bella Swan and she got a hottie, right? You're sending out subtle signals right now, which is great. But don't be afraid to step it up soon. In other words: Work it, girl!

 
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could one day turn pro

 
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SNEAKY FLIRTER OK, so you're a little shy. So what? So was Bella Swan and she got a hottie, right? You're sending out subtle signals right now, which is great. But don't be afraid to step it up soon. In other words: Work it, girl!

 
Avatar

SNEAKY FLIRTER OK, so you're a little shy. So what? So was Bella Swan and she got a hottie, right? You're sending out subtle signals right now, which is great. But don't be afraid to step it up soon. In other words: Work it, girl!

 
Avatar

COULD ONE DAY TURN PRO You must have studied the art of flirting, cause you could almost be a black belt! Guys definitely notice you, even if you send mixed signals occasionally. Keep it up! (Your lips will thank you later.)

 
Avatar

COULD ONE DAY TURN PRO You must have studied the art of flirting, cause you could almost be a black belt! Guys definitely notice you, even if you send mixed signals occasionally. Keep it up! (Your lips will thank you later.)

 
Avatar

SNEAKY FLIRTER OK, so you're a little shy. So what? So was Bella Swan and she got a hottie, right? You're sending out subtle signals right now, which is great. But don't be afraid to step it up soon. In other words: Work it, girl!

 
Avatar

SNEAKY FLIRTER OK, so you're a little shy. So what? So was Bella Swan and she got a hottie, right? You're sending out subtle signals right now, which is great. But don't be afraid to step it up soon. In other words: Work it, girl!

 
Avatar

COULD ONE DAY TURN PRO

 
Avatar

MS. FLIRTS-A-LOT! Is "Single Ladies" your theme song? Do you poke so many people on Facebook, people call you Poke-a-hontas? Then, yeah, we'd say you've got this flirting thing down! You're never afraid to get what you want and go after it. As for the guys? Well, tell 'em to take a number.

 
Avatar

MS. FLIRTS-A-LOT! Is "Single Ladies" your theme song? Do you poke so many people on Facebook, people call you Poke-a-hontas? Then, yeah, we'd say you've got this flirting thing down! You're never afraid to get what you want and go after it. As for the guys? Well, tell 'em to take a number.

 
Avatar

MS. FLIRTS-A-LOT! Is "Single Ladies" your theme song? Do you poke so many people on Facebook, people call you Poke-a-hontas? Then, yeah, we'd say you've got this flirting thing down! You're never afraid to get what you want and go after it. As for the guys? Well, tell 'em to take a number.

 
Avatar

MS. FLIRTS-A-LOT! Is "Single Ladies" your theme song? Do you poke so many people on Facebook, people call you Poke-a-hontas? Then, yeah, we'd say you've got this flirting thing down! You're never afraid to get what you want and go after it. As for the guys? Well, tell 'em to take a number.

 
Avatar

MS. FLIRTS-A-LOT! Is "Single Ladies" your theme song? Do you poke so many people on Facebook, people call you Poke-a-hontas? Then, yeah, we'd say you've got this flirting thing down! You're never afraid to get what you want and go after it. As for the guys? Well, tell 'em to take a number.

 
Avatar

MS. FLIRTS-A-LOT! Is "Single Ladies" your theme song? Do you poke so many people on Facebook, people call you Poke-a-hontas? Then, yeah, we'd say you've got this flirting thing down! You're never afraid to get what you want and go after it. As for the guys? Well, tell 'em to take a number.

 
Avatar

COULD ONE DAY TURN PRO You must have studied the art of flirting, cause you could almost be a black belt! Guys definitely notice you, even if you send mixed signals occasionally. Keep it up! (Your lips will thank you later.)

 
Avatar

COULD ONE DAY TURN PRO You must have studied the art of flirting, cause you could almost be a black belt! Guys definitely notice you, even if you send mixed signals occasionally. Keep it up! (Your lips will thank you later.)

 
Avatar

SNEAKY FLIRTER OK, so you're a little shy. So what? So was Bella Swan and she got a hottie, right? You're sending out subtle signals right now, which is great. But don't be afraid to step it up soon. In other words: Work it, girl!

 
Avatar

SNEAKY FLIRTER OK, so you're a little shy. So what? So was Bella Swan and she got a hottie, right? You're sending out subtle signals right now, which is great. But don't be afraid to step it up soon. In other words: Work it, girl!

 
Avatar

SNEAKY FLIRTER OK, so you're a little shy. So what? So was Bella Swan and she got a hottie, right? You're sending out subtle signals right now, which is great. But don't be afraid to step it up soon. In other words: Work it, girl!