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What's Your "New Moon" Role?

1. Do you ever crave blood?

  • Um, no.
  • Well, I do like my burgers rare.
  • As long as it's R-Patz's!

2. When there's a full moon out, you...

  • Try to see if it's really made out of green cheese.
  • Start feeling a little itchy. Is that a new patch of hair?
  • Howl away, baby!

3. Do you feel a connection to a certain tribe?

  • Yep - my homies at school!
  • Nope. I'm a lone wolf all the way.
  • Yep - the tribe is called "Twilight" fanatics!

4. Does your skin ever sparkle?

  • If I put too much makeup on.
  • Only when I play with glitter.
  • Every time I go out in the sun, it's my time to shine!

5. Who are you MOST attracted to?

  • Mike Newton. Just a regular guy!
  • Jacob Black. Potentially hairy, but hot.
  • Edward Cullen. Is there anybody else?

6. Idea of the perfect meal?

  • Some fries. Maybe a booty shake.
  • Hunting for some fresh meat.
  • A nibble on the neck of my crush doesn't sound bad!

HUMAN

You live in a world of monsters and mayhem. And you love every second of it! Just like Bella, you'll be drawn by your regular person flesh into what's sure to be a wild adventure in the "Twilight" sequel. So hang on tight! (And see if Edward has any cute single secret bros.)

WEREWOLF

Owwww owww owww! (Sorry, we stubbed our toe, that wasn't a howl.) Oh right - hello there, Jacob Black-alike! You should TOTES get to know Taylor Lautner, cuz in "New Moon" he has a BIG role. And as his beasty breathren (or sistren) you'll be right there along side. Could there be a mating session in the works?

VAMPIRE

Reality bites. And that's great news for you! Cuz you'll be embroiled in the continuing drama of the Cullen clan with some undead powers of your own (don't worry - you'll be on THEIR side, natch). Now, if only you could make a withdrawal from that blood bank. Hmmm.

 
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how do you answer the questions???

 
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I got werewolf.I'm a vamp!

 
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WEREWOLF Owwww owww owww! (Sorry, we stubbed our toe, that wasn't a howl.) Oh right - hello there, Jacob Black-alike! You should TOTES get to know Taylor Lautner, cuz in "New Moon" he has a BIG role. And as his beasty breathren (or sistren) you'll be right there along side. Could there be a mating session in the works?

 
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i got a werewolf that sux cuz i wanted 2 get a vampire

 
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i got a werewolf that sux cuz i wanted 2 get a vampire

 
 
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i got a werewolf that sux cuz i wanted 2 get a vampire

 
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VAMPIRE Reality bites. And that's great news for you! Cuz you'll be embroiled in the continuing drama of the Cullen clan with some undead powers of your own (don't worry - you'll be on THEIR side, natch). Now, if only you could make a withdrawal from that blood bank. Hmmm.

 
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VAMPIRE Reality bites. And that's great news for you! Cuz you'll be embroiled in the continuing drama of the Cullen clan with some undead powers of your own (don't worry - you'll be on THEIR side, natch). Now, if only you could make a withdrawal from that blood bank. Hmmm. YAY!!! im a vampire girl...what more can i say!!! love edward cullen!!! GO TEAM EDWARD!!!!!

 
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WEREWOLF Owwww owww owww! (Sorry, we stubbed our toe, that wasn't a howl.) Oh right - hello there, Jacob Black-alike! You should TOTES get to know Taylor Lautner, cuz in "New Moon" he has a BIG role. And as his beasty breathren (or sistren) you'll be right there along side. Could there be a mating session in the works

 
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HUMAN you live in a world filled with mayhem and blah blah blah

 
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Werewolf! YES!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm with Jacob and you're not! HA-HA!!!!!!!!!

 
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VAMPIRE Reality bites. And that's great news for you! Cuz you'll be embroiled in the continuing drama of the Cullen clan with some undead powers of your own (don't worry - you'll be on THEIR side, natch). Now, if only you could make a withdrawal from that blood bank. Hmmm.. FANGS OUT .. :P

 
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HUMAN You live in a world of monsters and mayhem. And you love every second of it! Just like Bella, you'll be drawn by your regular person flesh into what's sure to be a wild adventure in the "Twilight" sequel. So hang on tight! (And see if Edward has any cute single secret bros.)

 
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WEREWOLF Owwww owww owww! (Sorry, we stubbed our toe, that wasn't a howl.) Oh right - hello there, Jacob Black-alike! You should TOTES get to know Taylor Lautner, cuz in "New Moon" he has a BIG role. And as his beasty breathren (or sistren) you'll be right there along side. Could there be a mating session in the works?

 
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werewolf idc wat i am as long if im with taylor!

 
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VAMPIRE BABYY!! <3

 
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i love taylor lautner!!!!(and chris brown)werewolf all the way

 
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WEREWOLF Owwww owww owww! (Sorry, we stubbed our toe, that wasn't a howl.) Oh right - hello there, Jacob Black-alike! You should TOTES get to know Taylor Lautner, cuz in "New Moon" he has a BIG role. And as his beasty breathren (or sistren) you'll be right there along side. Could there be a mating session in the works?

 
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VAMPIRE ALL THE WAY!

 
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VAMPIRE Reality bites. And that's great news for you! Cuz you'll be embroiled in the continuing drama of the Cullen clan with some undead powers of your own (don't worry - you'll be on THEIR side, natch). Now, if only you could make a withdrawal from that blood bank. Hmmm.

 
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werewolf!!!! yea im a jacob alike kulie ! X team jacob !

 
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VAMPIRE!!! OH YA BABY!!!

 
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Vampire all the way!!!!!!!!!!!! this quiz is true. i actually am a vampire!! cause my friend did some knid of thing on my arm and now i am a vampire!!!!!!!!!!!!

 
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VAMPIRE Reality bites. And that's great news for you! Cuz you'll be embroiled in the continuing drama of the Cullen clan with some undead powers of your own (don't worry - you'll be on THEIR side, natch). Now, if only you could make a withdrawal from that blood bank. Hmmm

 
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VAMPIRE Reality bites. And that's great news for you! Cuz you'll be embroiled in the continuing drama of the Cullen clan with some undead powers of your own (don't worry - you'll be on THEIR side, natch). Now, if only you could make a withdrawal from that blood bank. Hmmm.

 
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WEREWOLF Oh right - hello there, Jacob Black-alike! You should TOTES get to know Taylor Lautner, cuz in "New Moon" he has a BIG role. And as his beasty breathren (or sistren) you'll be right there along side. Could there be a mating session in the works? YAY!!! TEAM JACOB ALL THE WAY BABY *Midnight*

 
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HUMAN You live in a world of monsters and mayhem. And you love every second of it! Just like Bella, you'll be drawn by your regular person flesh into what's sure to be a wild adventure in the "Twilight" sequel. So hang on tight! (And see if Edward has any cute single secret bros.)

 
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WEREWOLF

 
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WEREWOLF Owwww owww owww! (Sorry, we stubbed our toe, that wasn't a howl.) Oh right - hello there, Jacob Black-alike! You should TOTES get to know Taylor Lautner, cuz in "New Moon" he has a BIG role. And as his beasty breathren (or sistren) you'll be right there along side. Could there be a mating session in the works?

 
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WEREWOLF Owwww owww owww! (Sorry, we stubbed our toe, that wasn't a howl.) Oh right - hello there, Jacob Black-alike! You should TOTES get to know Taylor Lautner, cuz in "New Moon" he has a BIG role. And as his beasty breathren (or sistren) you'll be right there along side. Could there be a mating session in the works?

 
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WEREWOLF Owwww owww owww! (Sorry, we stubbed our toe, that wasn't a howl.) Oh right - hello there, Jacob Black-alike! You should TOTES get to know Taylor Lautner, cuz in "New Moon" he has a BIG role. And as his beasty breathren (or sistren) you'll be right there along side. Could there be a mating session in the works?

 
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I'm a VAMPIRE!!!!

 
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HUMAN You live in a world of monsters and mayhem. And you love every second of it! Just like Bella, you'll be drawn by your regular person flesh into what's sure to be a wild adventure in the "Twilight" sequel. So hang on tight! (And see if Edward has any cute single secret bros.)

 
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lol me and a couple other ppl are just human

 
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VAMPIER Reality bites.And that's great news for you!Cuz you'll be embroiled in the continuing drama of the Cullen clan with some undead powers of your own(don't worry -you'll be THEIR side,natch).Now,if only you could make a withdrawal from that blood bank.Hmmm.

 
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WEREWOLF Owwww owww owww! (Sorry, we stubbed our toe, that wasn't a howl.) Oh right - hello there, Jacob Black-alike! You should TOTES get to know Taylor Lautner, cuz in "New Moon" he has a BIG role. And as his beasty breathren (or sistren) you'll be right there along side. Could there be a mating session in the works?

 
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im a vampire

 
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VAMPIRE Reality bites. And that's great news for you! Cuz you'll be embroiled in the continuing drama of the Cullen clan with some undead powers of your own (don't worry - you'll be on THEIR side, natch). Now, if only you could make a withdrawal from that blood bank. Hmmm.

 
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WEREWOLF Owwww owww owww! (Sorry, we stubbed our toe, that wasn't a howl.) Oh right - hello there, Jacob Black-alike! You should TOTES get to know Taylor Lautner, cuz in "New Moon" he has a BIG role. And as his beasty breathren (or sistren) you'll be right there along side. Could there be a mating session in the works? OK WEIRD...

 
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WEREWOLF Owwww owww owww! (Sorry, we stubbed our toe, that wasn't a howl.) Oh right - hello there, Jacob Black-alike! You should TOTES get to know Taylor Lautner, cuz in "New Moon" he has a BIG role. And as his beasty breathren (or sistren) you'll be right there along side. Could there be a mating session in the works? OH YEA!!!! TOTES TO THE MATING SESSION LOL

 
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WEREWOLF Owwww owww owww! (Sorry, we stubbed our toe, that wasn't a howl.) Oh right - hello there, Jacob Black-alike! You should TOTES get to know Taylor Lautner, cuz in "New Moon" he has a BIG role. And as his beasty breathren (or sistren) you'll be right there along side. Could there be a mating session in the works? i love taylor

 
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VAMPIRE Reality bites. And that's great news for you! Cuz you'll be embroiled in the continuing drama of the Cullen clan with some undead powers of your own (don't worry - you'll be on THEIR side, natch). Now, if only you could make a withdrawal from that blood bank. Hmmm.

 
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WEREWOLF Owwww owww owww! (Sorry, we stubbed our toe, that wasn't a howl.) Oh right - hello there, Jacob Black-alike! You should TOTES get to know Taylor Lautner, cuz in "New Moon" he has a BIG role. And as his beasty breathren (or sistren) you'll be right there along side. Could there be a mating session in the works? yes so happy about my results, i just love taylor

 
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Vampire all the way baby!!!

 
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VAMPIRE Reality bites. And that's great news for you! Cuz you'll be embroiled in the continuing drama of the Cullen clan with some undead powers of your own (don't worry - you'll be on THEIR side, natch). Now, if only you could make a withdrawal from that blood bank. Hmmm.

 
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werewolf!!! Tean jacob alll the way!!!!!!!!!

 
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werewolf!!! Tean jacob alll the way!!!!!!!!!

 
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werewolf!!! Tean jacob alll the way!!!!!!!!!

 
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werewolf!!!!!good cuz im teab jacob!!!!:)

 
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