Which Funny Fortune Awaits YOU?

WEEK OF OCTOBER 27 - NOVEMBER 3

MARCH 21 - APRIL 19: The weather is getting colder, but your love life MAY start heating up if you stoke the fire! So flirt a little extra hard with that cutie in class, and bring oven mitts to school, becuz things will soon be burnin' up (hey, you may even date someone who looks like a JoBro).

APRIL 20 - MAY 20: Stop! You are about to make a crazy decision that carries a LOT of risk. So collect yourself, reevaluate, and figure out who you can blame for any trouble that comes your way just in case things go bad!

MAY 21 - JUNE 21: The moon is shining bright as you stay up late at night working your butt off this week, trying to finish all that homework. Just think of it this way: Gabby is a brainiac and she got to date Troy! Sounds like a good tradeoff to us!

JUNE 22 - JULY 22: Mars and Neptune are in your sign, meaning you've been good at multi-tasking lately. Like, for example, you can totally text your friends and clean your room at the same time. Keep up the good work (just be sure to shove any leftover mess into the closet).

JULY 23 - AUGUST 22: You feel starstruck when you see your crush, but there's no need for the nerves! At some point, you're gonna have to bite the bullet and ask them out. To calm down, just try to picture them in their underwear...hot!

AUGUST 23 - SEPTEMBER 22: Lately, people seem to be totally pestering you about their problems, and you've been completely on when it comes to doling out sage advice. Maybe it's just that you're so wise. You're like Yoda, but a lot taller and cuter!

SEPTEMBER 23 - OCTOBER 23: Not all that glitters is gold, but it doesn't hurt to snatch up as much shiny stuff as you can! Can you say bling bling? (That's just an expression, actually. We can't actually hear you, so don't bother sitting at the computer and yelling "Bling Bling!" in hopes that we'll respond. It might make you look crazy.)

OCTOBER 24 - NOVEMBER 21: Your energy is totally perfect for meeting new peeps this week. You're like so in style, models should wear you on the runway. (Um, sorry, was that weird to say?)

NOVEMBER 22 - DECEMBER 21: Halloween is quickly approaching, and mmm…we can taste the chocolate already! But you still don't have a costume?! Here's an idea: go as the number one JoBros fan in the world — all you'll have to do is dress as yourself!

DECEMBER 22 - JANUARY 19: Things recently seem totally awesome. But don’t be skeptical that the good times are gonna end. Just sit back and enjoy it! (Whoops, did you fall off your chair? Okay, don't sit back THAT far.)

JANUARY 20 - FEBRUARY 18: You have some TOUGH decisions to make this week! Luckily Saturn, the nerdiest of planets (seriously, Jupiter sometimes gives it a wedgie), is in your sign to help you do all the thinking.

FEBRUARY 19 - MARCH 20: Your crush has an idea that you are into them, so give it a shot and ask them out. If they say yes, that's awesome. If they say no, put dog poop on their doorstep with a note that says, "Smell ya later!" Revenge can get a little dirty sometimes...