Which Sign Is Gettin' Their Flirt On?

WEEK OF OCTOBER 6 - OCTOBER 13

 

MARCH 21 - APRIL 19: Whether you've been thinking of starting dance classes, buying those cute new shoes or even asking out your crush, now's the time for action since the full moon is in your sign. Just watch out for werewolves (or teachers…we're not sure which is scarier!)

 

 

 

APRIL 20 - MAY 20
: You dream of being in the spotlight, so why not join drama club at your school? Either that or you could dress up like your favorite celeb and parade around town. Maybe someone will ask for your autograph!

 

 

MAY 21 - JUNE 21: You’re such a deep thinker! It’s time to take a step back and ponder life's toughest questions – like, would it really be a good idea to eat that bean soup your mom sent for lunch when you have class with your crush that afternoon? 

 

 

 

JUNE 22 - JULY 22: Unlike Simon Cowell, you don't judge people before you know them. But sometimes, opinions matter: On a scale of 1-10, your crush gets a 10, your enemy a 0.        JULY 23 - AUGUST 22: The stars will light the road towards a sweet, sweet trip somewhere — filled with adventure, excitement, and if you play your cards right, a kiss at the end. Better pack some ChapStick, yo!        AUGUST 23 - SEPTEMBER 22
: Diarrhea of the mouth is a serious illness! Make sure to avoid all the false rumors floating around out there and you’ll avoid any poopy situations.        SEPTEMBER 23 - OCTOBER 23
: Your friends have been kinda down in the dumps lately, but don’t worry. Everyone knows you’re a problem solver, so they’ll all be coming to you for help. That should boost their spirits — but if it doesn’t work, you can always rely on a good fart joke to get a laugh. That’s what we do!      OCTOBER 24 - NOVEMBER 21
: Helping out around the house is appreciated. What’s in it for you? Um, a little thing called karma? Don’t underestimate it! Even as you’re vacuuming up crud.        NOVEMBER 22 - DECEMBER 21: Math class getting you down? Or ALL classes for that matter?! With Mars aligning with the moon, your path is clear: Work up the tears in and your teacher will show major sympathy! Even better, your crush will see it and want to comfort you! Um, can you say A++ on both fronts?!      DECEMBER 22 - JANUARY 19
: This is a take-charge week for you! So get off the couch, grab the remote…and then get right back on the couch and decide what to watch on the tube.       JANUARY 20 - FEBRUARY 18: It's getting cold outside, a perfect time to stay indoors and work on your love note writing. Pen a sappy story for your crush, and slip it into their locker — just make sure you get the right locker. I mean, you don't want the dorkiest kid in school thinking you've got a thing for him!       FEBRUARY 19 - MARCH 20: It's key to find some balance in your life this week. Maybe you should try standing on one foot, just for practice. That, and getting rid of unnecessary distractions…oooh look, a shiny penny! (See what we mean?)