5 months ago
Who Dared To Diss Edward Cullen?
There’s one vampire we can now definitely say sucks for sure!
It's Stephen Moyer, who plays a fangy creep on HBO's True Blood (or, how we call it around here: Truly Wish We Were Twilight Blood).
When asked about Edward Cullen, Stephen said,"He's the Slim-Fast, Diet Coke of vampires." Whoa! Them's fightin' words...
Twihards, he protected Bella, so now it's time for us to protect our boy! Use the comments section to stick up for Edward Cullen and R-Patz with some comebacks!
Here are a few we came up with, just to get you started.
"If Edward's Diet Coke, you're Sugarfree Fanta!"
"Yeah, well vampires don't even drink soda, so ha."
"Bill Compton? Nice name. If you're an accountant."
"Sell a lot of tickets? Ah, that's right. You're on cable. Impressive."
"Fangs? That's so 1500."
YOU SUCK ya that's about it. Whoever dares to diss my rob has to face ME... DIEE BILL COMPTON!!!!
Sell a lot of tickets? Ah, that's right. You're on cable. Impressive
I'll diss him any time of the week. Edward sucks! He is abusive, whether u like it or not.
well fuck u! rob is awesome thts y he has like 199 roles ppl r askin him to play everyday!!
When was the last time you saw a vampire with fangs!!?? My friend has gold eyes for REAL! Go Edward, Jacob, Carlise, Emmett, and James!
Robert Pattinson is the WORST and most SUCKIEST ACTOR IN THE WORLD. I mean come on! Just because he's so "handsome and British" doesn't mean fans have to imitate him with his London clothes..jeez. Wth?
dont hate twilight got more vewings than u ever will ur so old u shouldnt be a vampire
well guess wat rpattz got more hits then u so thank u very much LOSER!!!
I am a fan of both they are both good shows if you are in to the rated r shows.
You people are so effing stupid, it makes my head spin. Read Dracula, why don't you! Yeah, vampires have fangs, and yes, True Blood does have a book series. Also... Yes, I am only here to make fun of you. Idiots...
ok, unbunch your panties everyone...I don't think Stephen Moyer was dissing Edward - he was just comparing his Bill Compton character to Edward. As a fan of Twilight and True Blood, I can see what he means. True Blood is on HBO w/ a mature rating, Twilight is PG-13. Of course Edward is more tame. It's geared towards a younger audience. However, if Twilight were rated R, then I'm sure Bill Compton would have some competition & Stephen Moyer wouldn't be saying Edward is a watered down version of Bill Compton.
ur just jelouse that he is so hot and ur not!!!
Ummm...my4pres? Stephen plays Bill Compton. Vampire. Sam is played by Sam Trammell. Bill is a vamp. Sam is a shifter.
Ummm, yeah. Rabid obsessed fangirls? At least Bill doesn't go creeper and stare at Sookie while she's sleeping.
Twilight vamps sparkle. That's just gay. No predator that hunts humans sparkles. It's just wrong. And no fangs, what the hell? Since when don't vampires have fangs. Simple math people. Bill Compton is a vampire. Edward Cullen, is a fag.
if he sucks then why is he in the movie theater and your tv.
if your a vampire then you make a puppy look terrifing.
if your a vampire then you make a puppy look terrifing.
who cares what u think dude, u r jelaus b'cuz he is mor hot and famous than u r.. so Ha and HA!
and Stephen Moyer looks more like he should be playing in Golden Girls.and if anyone's goin to make fun of how i look,u dont kno how i look so chow!
and im talking to the 3rd Anonymous that shows wen i wrote this ;l
"i know u r but wat is he?" thatz wat i'de totally say in front of Stephen Moyer.And also,Anonymous,go suck a d*ck
he may b diet coke but at least he drinks it tryin to b good 4 the fans we love u rob
Oh yeah? Well Stephan Moyor, I think you should now that you are a poser. Mmm- hmm. Bland and unnapealing. If edward is diet coke, you REALLY have to be sugar-free fanta, just saying. I bet you haven't even SEEN TWILIGHT.
whats your problem true blood vampires have fangs... every body whos anybody knos that vampires dont have fangs so all you true blood fans, no offense but get a LIFE
OH AND ANONYMOUS @#$# U!
OK LISTEN UP IM AS MUCH UPSEST WITH TRUE BLOOD THAN TWILIGHT U GUYS SHOULD AT LEAST LISTEN TO A EPISODE OR TWO B4 JUDGING OK ? HE WAS JOKING OK? SO STOP BEING SO RUDE WHEN HAVENT EVEN WATCHED A EPISODE!
To whoever made this post, Your "insults" sound like they were written by a 5 year old. True Blood is based off of a book series from 2001, long before Twilight was even written. Stephen Moyer is now pretty damn well known from this show, and True Blood is just all around better than Twilight. End of story.
Stephen Moyer um who do i know that sounds like Stephen Moyer maybe um Stephenie Meyer but, a vampire fake can dream to be the bomb...A real one cant bcuz who needs to dream about your life or well existence...
yeah well you know what your show is so stupid i don't even watch it bc i hear U are so boring in it and u don't act so perfect as R-patz
What kind of vampire name is Bill? So bland. Your just jealous that billions of people love rob and don't even know who you are. Rob is soo much better than you. I thought vampires don't age. Looks like your not a real vampire..
no one watches true blood i was gonna watch it but you can forget it now
Does trueblood even get its own book series!?
Twilight rocks and True Blood sucks!!!!!!!!
OMG Twilight is sooooooooooo much better than True Blood and Robert Pattinson is soooo much hotter than Stephen Moyer!!!!!! PEACE, LOVE, TWILIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and also itsz amazinq how you and your producers dont have enouqh money to make it on the biq screen. your just sum low life, poor actors who cant afford to make a movie let alone 4.
HA! your just sooo jealous because most ppl have never even heard of your show! im sure you guys make ALOT of money doing your low budget,no viewers,non-intersting,di sgrace of a vampire show...........NOT! you quys are just vampire wannabes who dont know wat real ppl are into!
That fugly True Blood guy's tha reason why it's on cable. Take that you fuity mother ****er!!!!!
lol, i think he was just joking. he's english, thats the humour. god, some twilight fans are fucking crazy!
True Blood is lame! TWILIGHT ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
True Blood is lame! TWILIGHT ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
haha i haven't even seen true blood.
there is a reason why twilight made the big screen and true blood is just a pussy tv show!edward\robert will ALWAYS be 100%better than true blood!love you robert!team edward forever!
TWILIGHT FANS,we dont need to worry about that asshole.he is just jelous!he is very ugly and rob[edward]is soo hot!he will never be better than edward\robert!
THAT GUY IS JUST A JELOUS ASSHOLE!HE WILL NEVER HAVE AS MANY FANS AS EDWARD OR ROB AND HE WILL NEVER BE AS HOT!IF U ASK ME,TRUE BLOOD IS TRUE SHIT!LOVE YOU ROBERT!TEAM EDWARD\ROBERT ALL THE WAY!TRUE BLOOD SUCKS!!!
what? jelous are we mr wannabe edward cullen but im not so ill insult him?! ass hole!
STF up
they are SO copying twilight! they even have shape shifters and werewolves! whatevs! twilight is the best! \m/
fangs come on it is so 1400
UH OH IVY