There’s one vampire we can now definitely say sucks for sure!
It's Stephen Moyer, who plays a fangy creep on HBO's True Blood (or, how we call it around here: Truly Wish We Were Twilight Blood).
When asked about Edward Cullen, Stephen said,"He's the Slim-Fast, Diet Coke of vampires." Whoa! Them's fightin' words...
Twihards, he protected Bella, so now it's time for us to protect our boy! Use the comments section to stick up for Edward Cullen and R-Patz with some comebacks!
Here are a few we came up with, just to get you started.
"If Edward's Diet Coke, you're Sugarfree Fanta!"
"Yeah, well vampires don't even drink soda, so ha."
"Bill Compton? Nice name. If you're an accountant."
"Sell a lot of tickets? Ah, that's right. You're on cable. Impressive."
"Fangs? That's so 1500."
compton....hmmm didnt they name a a hotel that if they did you should be there now cuz ur not hot ur old dont look like a vampire campot=old , shouldnt be a vampire ,not pale,not hot ........ robert pattinson = hot vampire,bitish,hot,has a 8 pack,can dazzle anyone,sparkles,on movies not on cable,sooo the hottest person alive!!,better hair,pale and sexy!
you r the monster not edward
what no no no no no edward is hot and young got it old man and at least his skinny you cat cake
and dude wen it comes down to it..whos got more fans huh? not u! iv never even herd of that show or movie or wateva.
i mean IF edwards a "diet coke" then ur a flat sprite. srry
arnt vampiers soposed to be hot? too bad for that dude. oh and edwards a "diet coke" then ur a flat sprite.
Don't be bothered because R-Patz has WICKED hair and uoy don't-tsk tsk
a fyi ur old and ugly and very wrinkly if u ask me u geezer! AND u dont hav amazing hair either u matted haired freak!
r u loved internationally around the whole friggin world? i dont think so! do u even hav ur own team? case closed u dumb piece of crap!
Aww. Bill. He's so cute with his southern drawl. Personally I don't know what's so good with having jailbait chasing you around the time. For those of you who don't know what jailbait is, well look at the 17 and down teen girls wet over Rob. Who's 23. Big NO NO. He is not a creep! Bill loves Sookie and treats her with respect and does not go Emo and run away. I think its creepy when someone watches you sleep...but hey. Some girls are kinky that way. He's uglier than rob? Girls watch in 10 years your man robs gonna look the same way. Ah...girls so shallow these day.
Bill Copton? What kinda of secretary name is that?
He's the Slim-Fast, Diet Coke of vampires? Yeah,whatever Count Fagula (Dracula).Your just jealous!
anoymous 4 down from me thats y ur anoymous! why are u even on this page then????? and EDWARD CULLEN IS WAYYY BETTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!! how can u do a better british accents when hes from england. duu wow ur really smart not RETARD ALERT!
anoymous, 4 down from mine. thats way ur anoymous! and if u hate edward cullen why are you on this page????? DUUU
I WOULD!
at least Robert (aka Edward) has real abbs unlike u mister "true blood" known 2 me as "Truely Sucks" and please FANGS?? soo 1500s
haha all those comebaks r really funny!!! oh yea and dont diss edward (rob) jus cuz he's 20 billion kazillion bagillion (yes, i know thats not a real #, so don't start with me) times hawttter than you
oh no u didnt. U better watch your tounge mama boy. your so 1,500 bc. and the trueth is that your so jealous just because R- patz has everything girls like but all u have is poop!
ur jst jealous coz he is better looking than u and gets better jobs like TWILIGHT so dont diss him ok?
i don't care he not that hot!
you did not diss my edward he is a way better vaMPIER THEN YOU EVER WILL BE HE IS SOOOO HOT AND YOU BETTER BACK OFFF CUZ HE COULD KICK YOUR ASSS ANY TIME!!! YOUR JUST MAD THAT A TEEN VAMPIER GETS WAY MORE FANS, CASH, AND GIRLS THEN YOU EVER WILL
Oh you did not just diss Robert(edward)! Ur just jeaulous that he's way more famous and people love him more than you. I'd bet no even knows who you are, when I heard your i was like "Say what?!? Who the hell is he??" You'd better back off mister and be careful cz Twilight fans are coming to get you especially members of TEAM EDWARD/ROBERT! So i suggest you suck it up and get over it instead of wasting your time by dissing THE GOD OF BEAUTY, EDWARD CULLEN/ROBERT PATTINSON. Nobody wants you or your stupid show "True Blood" or whatever.So now you can go crying to your mommy... :) =D
ur just jealous of edward so u can SUCK YOUR BIG TOE AND YES VAMPIRES DO LIKE THEIR SOAD AND U BETTER SLEEP W/ 1 EYE OPEN OR EDWARD MIGHT SUCK UR BLOOD
Well sweety! He might be all that, but remember: NOBODY knows who you are!
wel at least his fangs arent fake:) haha jk but yeah he makes u look saweet!and at least twilight is not too stereotypical
at least edward can get a date unlike gay vampires like U, mister 'true blood'(so f*cking gay)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Stephen Moyer sorta sounds like the guy name 4 Sephanie Meyer
please he is coke zero all the taste of the real thing just none if the bad things!!!!!!!!!!!!
fangs?? wow, even REAL vamps don't have fangs!! HA!!
At least edward can laugh without getting screamed at with "monster" and stabed with a wooden stake.
Sell a lot of tickets? Ah, that's right. You're on cable. Impressive." p.s."Fangs? That's so 1500."
Fangs??? thatsss suchh a steriotype!! as if!! and ive never even heard of true blood until AFTER twilight was made. COPIERS!
edward is probably vampire enough to turn EVEN you in2 1.... wt say pple??
who is bill
If you're so special, then why isn't there a gossip blog titled "Who dared to diss Stephen Moyer"? Yeah, that's what I thought! HA!
Team Edward foreva!!!
bills cute but edward is drop dead sexy
Well he's beautiful and your not. Plus your on cable.So HA and everyone knows who Robert Pattinson is.I didn't even know who you were and still don't
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You ever diss R-Patz you will end up with a thousand fangs in your body. SO LEAVE ROBERT(Edward) ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!
I am not sure if I find more humor or depression in reading these comments. I would use the example that, like Twilight, Jonas brothers have too sold a shit load of whatevers. But you kids are stupid enough to be idolizing over them too...
At least Edward is HOT!
Stephen Moyer?? I wonder.... Stephanie Meyer..... Hmmm......
i like both but it is awful that he dissed my god!!HE IS HOTTTTTTTTTTT
ok i am tottaly obbessed with twilight read it 19 times but i also love true blood ......sookie and bill are great but so are edward and bella .......if had to chose between the to i would most deffinaly pick twilight but i would be heart broken that i couldn't watch the show .... so i really hope the to don't get in a fight.....i bet the reason is that bill is jealous because robbert is just so damn hot.... but they are both good actors and have popular shows so i hope twilight doesn't get in another fight with another popular thing the next thing we are going to have true blood people on our webb sites and we are going to be on theirs !!!!i do think that is horrible that sombody dissed ROBERT he must be brave people might burn hiss house!
if rob went out in public people will run cry after hm but if the other dude came out nothing maybe a little fans the difference betwen them one of them have real fans and the other one doesnt
WE ALL LOVE ROB PATTINSON LEAE HIM ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!! ALL GIRLS BACK OFF..HE IS MINE!!! <3<3
whatever... I'm not what you call the hugest fan of the movie.. it coulda ben dne a hell of alot better but dissing twilight in general?! that's REALLY LOW! I may not like Rob but he has wwwwaaaaayyyyy better hair than you do! You old wrinkely dude! Go suck some sugarless fanta... diet coke. that was a pathetic insult anyways
Who the hell is this Mr. "true blood" person everyone's goin on about?
woow, really. why don't you get a life 'true blood star' that show is maad ghey anyway. and your ugly. R-Patz is amazingly sexy, and your just jealous because he can hide the fact that hes a vampire, and he can control his thirst !! and he falls in love with a gorgeous girl. so :P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P LOSER ! -chelseaoneal:] www.twitt er.com/chelseaoneal