5 months ago
Who Dared To Diss Edward Cullen?
There’s one vampire we can now definitely say sucks for sure!
It's Stephen Moyer, who plays a fangy creep on HBO's True Blood (or, how we call it around here: Truly Wish We Were Twilight Blood).
When asked about Edward Cullen, Stephen said,"He's the Slim-Fast, Diet Coke of vampires." Whoa! Them's fightin' words...
Twihards, he protected Bella, so now it's time for us to protect our boy! Use the comments section to stick up for Edward Cullen and R-Patz with some comebacks!
Here are a few we came up with, just to get you started.
"If Edward's Diet Coke, you're Sugarfree Fanta!"
"Yeah, well vampires don't even drink soda, so ha."
"Bill Compton? Nice name. If you're an accountant."
"Sell a lot of tickets? Ah, that's right. You're on cable. Impressive."
"Fangs? That's so 1500."
What IS trueblood anyway Ive never heard of it and did any one notice that it came out AFTER Twilight?? those copiers gosh!
r-patz is whole hell of a lot more popular than "mister true-blood"!!!!!! Twilight sold more than 2 million f*cking copies ON THE FIRST DAY IT WAS OUT!!!!!! the other guy has a cable show that NO BODY WATCHES!!!!!!!!!! if i were that guy i wouldnt't be dissin somebody who is way more popular than YOU!!!!!!!!! LEAVE ROBERT ALONE!!!!!!
At least Rob (Edward) is not a blood thirsty retarded vampire!! He is a blood thirsty awesome, hawt, vampire!!!!! Dont EVER diss him again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!
Have YOU sucked much blood lately, Mister 'True Blood' creep? I didn't think so. Don't EVER diss Edward AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
well at least rob is a bestselling box office who has been in theatres... and then that guy is on cable show that nobody really washes
haha i'm sorry but that was funny! i like r-pattz or whatever his stupid new nickname is but seriously person are getting a little obsessed!
real vampires sparkle!!! You dont see Millions of Girls Asking you to marry them do you? Quit didding edward!!!!
some people should shut teh f-ing up real vampires sparkle i love rob paz <3
vamps dont even eat anything u wierd person!
p.s. its just a show and its just a movie you teeny boppers need to get over yourselves
real vampires don't sparkle
you people are mean i love rob paz
i dont like the edward cullen version of robert.. so i prefer bill from true blood he looks more like and antiqu cool gentleman vampire...
i dont like edward cullen, i know now u all hate me, but oh wells.
Wait, we shouldn't be making fun of him...You want to know why? He could be Stephenie Meyer's long lost brother!!!Stephenie, Stephen, Meyer, Moyer...Not much of a difference...but all I have to say to Steph: YOU BAST*** I HATE YOU!!!YOU FU**ING SH*T HEAD!!!SO STFU ABOUT EDDIE!!!
hey.... if i loved a girl called 'sookie' i would never come out of the coffin...
All i can say is Dancer @ heart sucks!!!!!!! How dare she call Rob Gay! Hater!!!
Boy please, At least he has MILLIONS of girls fallin' 4 him. Shoo. You suck. Wrinckle man!
m sure we all know that bil compton cant DAZZLE ppl! haha!
not much has to be said just look at his HOT body!
out of both of us, i am the only one who can sparkle
hey atleast im not on a show called true blood
Bill compton?REALITY CHECK!!! Eward Cullen?CHECKED,PASSED,AND SO FINE!
Yeah, well you're no prince charming either.
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OMG !! I HATE ROBERT PATTISON BUT I LIKE THE MOVIE AND KRISTEN STEWART IS AWESOME !!!! BUT HE IS SO GAY SAME WITH THAT OTHER GUY
at least he can act !!!
i dont even no who ya r or heard of that show so
Can YOU sparkle in the sun? I think NOT!!!
i got one youre just gealous
Why should they try to copy twilight? I mean shure the actors are duds,dorks,potheads, and they're conceited but...
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Ur just jealous because he's hotter than u
Twilight is for teens and True Blood for Adults ;)
I agree with anonymous
I agree with anonymous
You're only mad cuz more people like him!!
edward is so hot. he is just sad that he cant live up to that. he is almost there but not so much. that is about all i can say cause to tell evreyone the truth that True Blood show is like really good. i love it. some epesodes are better then the entire twilight movie. lets see hoe many people get mad at this. ha ha ha bring it on
he's just a jealous freak cuz nothing can be better then Twilight
I LOve Edward <3 <3
hmmmm....i didnt know vampires were gay. wait they aren't! but you are.
twilight=way better than true blood. lol bill compton does sound like the name of an accountant. ok. 1. Edward & Robert are both SUPER hot, ur not. 2. Twilight is different from all the other vampire books out there and thats what makes it unique. and probably why sooo many people love it.
a vampire show will suck!! nothing can even compare to twilight
UR ONLY DISSING HIM CUZ HE CAN SPARKLE AND U CAN'T AND HE'S GOT BETTER HAIR!!!!!
jealous freak!!! the only reason diss him is because everyone loves him more than u!!! i've never even heard of , or ur show!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >:( -Future Mrs. Lautner
dude edward is WAY better than you hes hot and dreamy and ur an UGLY person!!!!!!
stephen moyer is watered down waste! his eyebrows aren't even the same colour. UGLY!
He's obviously jealous. pathetic. How dare you diss edward cullen?! just coz he's sexier than you! and cooler and dreamier and better in every way. he sparkles for crying out loud! go to hell stephen moyer i haven't ever even heard of you! stupid retard. blind people can see how hot edward is! go suck your sugar-less fanta!
I have never heard of true blood or bill compton or whoever the freakin guy is, and why don't you just ask like almost every single girl who has read or seen twilight... Maybe THAT will put sense into your green monster brain!
bet the vampire who bit you sucked your brain out....