5 months ago
Who Dared To Diss Edward Cullen?
There’s one vampire we can now definitely say sucks for sure!
It's Stephen Moyer, who plays a fangy creep on HBO's True Blood (or, how we call it around here: Truly Wish We Were Twilight Blood).
When asked about Edward Cullen, Stephen said,"He's the Slim-Fast, Diet Coke of vampires." Whoa! Them's fightin' words...
Twihards, he protected Bella, so now it's time for us to protect our boy! Use the comments section to stick up for Edward Cullen and R-Patz with some comebacks!
Here are a few we came up with, just to get you started.
"If Edward's Diet Coke, you're Sugarfree Fanta!"
"Yeah, well vampires don't even drink soda, so ha."
"Bill Compton? Nice name. If you're an accountant."
"Sell a lot of tickets? Ah, that's right. You're on cable. Impressive."
"Fangs? That's so 1500."
I've never even heard of this dude or his movie before!!! So I just have 1 word JEALOUS!! His Career is probably not going ANYWHERE & rob's is skyrocketing!!!!!!!!!!!
at least edwards slim fast your probebly a fat fast shake of vampires....oooh buuurn!
1. Edward and Rob Are Freaking Sexy as Hell 2. At Least Someone Wants To Do Edward and Rob! Like Hello! Who Doesn't?!?!?!?!? And that retard ugly SOB Bill Compton and other SOB Stephen Moyer secretly wants Edward and Rob! 3. Even if True Blood Came out 2 months before the movie, the books were made like 3 years before True Blood! So Put That In Your Freaking Juice Box Suck It!
I would diss both.
okie so not a huge r patts fn but just think steohen moyer......stsphenie meyer strange reasemblense!!! Oh and just for the heck of it AT LEAST EDWARD HAS THE SAME COLOR EYEBROWS!!!!!
lame
Hello to all Twilight cast,I'm your biggest fan Melissa Thelmas,from Mi.But my favorite characters in Twilight,are all the actors.I have sixteen posters of Edward a.k.a= Robert Pattinson and Bella a.k.a=Kristen Stewart and a giant poster of Edward.He so hot and his body is then that ugly boy Tayor Lautner.Tayor ugly but Robert P. is so hott!!!! oh it's dinnertime gtg=got to go.Bye all of you on Twilight are my favorite actors.i love you guys as my friend i wish we could see each other in person,but thats not gonna happen.i wish i was in your second movie of ''Twilight''.but i'm only eleven years old but i can act alot at my house,for real not joking.i live in michigan,port huron 23rd street chestnut.you'll see me outside with black hair.got to go type you later.love edward!!!!!!!!!!bye!!!!
i hate robert pattinson and edward cullen so i dont care one bit.
oh and by the way I happen to like slim fast and diet coke ;)
so if Edward is slim fast or diet coke then what are you? A bucket of lard or just the fat drippings that only freaks like Sookie Stackhouse like?
S ST STU STUP STUPI STUPI D!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stephan moyer- u R ugly and edward is hot!! if edward is a diet coke you diet and caffeen free!!!
oops I guess i messed up but i do know that he doesn't play bill and making fun of character names is weird. He plays Eric. so Lesson #2 is now - fanged vamps have been around since 1500 but they're still around now and you don't read a lot of books that talk about vamps without fangs. That's like saying radios are so 1950.
okay time for you ppl to get a 5 lesson skooling. Lesson #1: He was comparing Edward to a diet soda not saying he drinks them. Lesson #2: Stephen plays Sam in the the show. He's not even a vampire. He's a shapeshifter. Lesson #4: News Flash! Sparkling vamps aren't cool. It's just weird. Lesson #5: True Blood gets great ratings. It doesn't need to sell tickets. It's cool that you would stand up for your fav fameling but know something about what your saying like if you know anything about the other thing.
i like edward. just not robert:/
Well Cullens fizzy and hot and your dry and bland
I betcha tht vampire dude doesn't sparkle! And at least Edward is good looking!
i dont get it
at leat he isnt 3 milion years old,like u. even if he was he would still look sexy and u look like a dumpster. TEAM EDWARD 4 EVA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey,I've read the book Dead Until Dark and you would suck to be in it and EDWARD CULLEN IS THE BEST VAMPIRE!!!AND HE DOES NOT DRINK ANY BEVERAGES!!!HE IS THE HOTTEST MAN ALIVE!!!!!!
were you turn into a vampire when you were 10000 years old?!!:P at leaste edward doesn't have maps on his face:P
Edward is lame, good job old wrinkly dude, but you'll still never compare to twilight and the masculine skills of jacob black [aka taylor lautner] so go cry to your other wrinkly co stars
he edward would bite yur neck and it would crumble your that OLD !!!!!!!!!! hehe team edward lover cullen is sooooooooooooo sexy xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
hah!!!!!!! i like him better than u old perv!!!
now tell me y would i stick up 4 that poor excuse 4 a vampire and i agree with dolphin 1996 twi hater
listen buddy rob/ed is hotter than u so be quiet!!
Hes totally hotter than You !!!!!!
ur jelous cause hes HOT and ur NOT!
He looks like some weirdo you would find on the side of the road. How rude to diss Rob
Twilight(the MOVIE) is SO GAY!!! Robert Pattirson is SO over-rated. He killed Twilight and Kristen wasn't that good ethier. She looks like she's on drugs! The book was WAY better and shouldn't have been touched unless it was going to be done right!!!It should be remade and New Moon shouldn't be released.
Twilight(the MOVIE) is SO GAY!!! Robert Pattirson is SO over-rated. He killed Twilight and Kristen wasn't that good ethier. She looks like she's on drugs! The book was WAY better and shouldn't have been touched unless it was going to be done right!!!It should be remade and New Moon shouldn't be released.
Twilight(the MOVIE) is SO GAY!!! Robert Pattirson is SO over-rated. He killed Twilight and Kristen wasn't that good ethier. She looks like she's on drugs! The book was WAY better and shouldn't have been touched unless it was going to be done right!!!It should be remade and New Moon shouldn't be released.
Bill Compton ? Ur name sounds like a stuck up jerk whos just hatin' 'cause hes jealous of a Hottie Sparkly Vampire . While ur just a little ugly stuck up ordinary vampire with Fangs as if he were in the 1500's ! And yes I did go there ! Now put that in a teen magazine !
Ok iLOVEYOU23 what is ur problem? Rob Pattison is 1000000000000000000000000 0000000000 times better than stephen moyer.
If vampires are supposed to look hot, then what are you?
Umm, hello? Who doesn't LUUVV diet coke. And fangs? Vampires soo don't have those. Get a life, dude.
who truly cares it's just his oppion twilight wasnt that great anyway it actually kinda sucked and true blood is the worst show i ever had the disccomfort of watching so neither of them are rlly worth it any how.
wow some1 is jealous! that why i dont watch that crappy t.v show b/c losers like him dont deserve the public's attention. edward cullen is amazing and he's jus jealous that he's not famous like edward and rob. i always didn't like that crappy show
hes just jealous cuz he dont have bella and he isnt hot like edward 'rob'
JEALOUS!!!
You are just jealuos because he is the sexuest guy on earth!OH YOU JUST GOT TOLD STEPHN MOYER!!What last name is Moyer?
oh, please your just jealous bcause he can get a woman and u can't so suk on that wat
Jealous much. And about the Fanta I'm totally on 4tnz side.
tis is by:marilland did u know that jackson from hannah montana wntas to kiss bella in the lips and edward is jealous and awsome.also miley has kissed edward in the lips and bella was jealous that bella kissed jackson was supprised that bella kissed him.
ANYONE who dares to insult EDWARD CULLEN, I'll hunt down and kill BY Bella Swan
Stephen Moyer is so dumb he thinks he is a girlie girl by ANONYMOUS a week ago
To those people who are saying True Blood is a Twilight wannabe, its not. True Blood came out like 2 months before Twilight did.
Bill Compton is just jealous because he can't compete with R-Patz (TOTALLY GORGEOUS)looks! Oh what now!!?!!?
LOL IM A TWIHARD BUT IM ON TEAM JACOB SO THT WICKED FUUNY OH AND STEPHEN MOYER=STEPHAIE MEYER???
When was the last time Tyra Banks asked YOU to bite her on live TV? Oh that's right, NEVER!