5 months ago
Who Dared To Diss Edward Cullen?
There’s one vampire we can now definitely say sucks for sure!
It's Stephen Moyer, who plays a fangy creep on HBO's True Blood (or, how we call it around here: Truly Wish We Were Twilight Blood).
When asked about Edward Cullen, Stephen said,"He's the Slim-Fast, Diet Coke of vampires." Whoa! Them's fightin' words...
Twihards, he protected Bella, so now it's time for us to protect our boy! Use the comments section to stick up for Edward Cullen and R-Patz with some comebacks!
Here are a few we came up with, just to get you started.
"If Edward's Diet Coke, you're Sugarfree Fanta!"
"Yeah, well vampires don't even drink soda, so ha."
"Bill Compton? Nice name. If you're an accountant."
"Sell a lot of tickets? Ah, that's right. You're on cable. Impressive."
"Fangs? That's so 1500."
WHAT!!!!!!!! THAT GUYS JUST MAD CAUSE HE WILL NEVER B AS RICH OR FAMOUS AS ROB!!!!!!!
hes just pissed cause a 23 year old is stealin his lime light!!!!!!!!!! :-)
Edward Cullen is wwayyyy BBEETTEERR than what'shisname...Bill Compton, right? And Edward Cullen is a REAL VAMPIRE name and the actor's name is copying the author's name...Stephenie Meyer!!! BTW Go TEAM EDWARD... and I know this sounds random in this case but... TEAM JACOB SUCKS!!! Get that all Team Jacob members and those shallow people who pick Team Jacob JUST because Taylor Lautner is HOT(I agree but I'm not SHALLOW enough to pick his team because the actor who plays him is HOT!) Sorry I just wanted 2 get that out there...U HEAR THAT ALL YOU STINKIN' TEAM JACOB-ERS!
At least Ed's girl is pretty>
i think the guy from true blood needs to get a life and quit dissing edward. hes just jelous
shut up you sckalywag!!!
ok i love both twilight and true blood and u cant compare them because they r really different read the sookie stackhouse series(true blood) but stephen was just making a joke geeze and bill saves sookie as much as edward saves bella...and bill compton and edward cullen were made around the time so they couldnt have copied each other and wats wrong with the name bill compton if u read the book it fits him perfectly! and bill is hott! and bill is kinda like a vegitarian(sp?) too he drinks fake blood that has all the stuff that blood has but fake,,ok he slips once in a while but hey so did edward! and in true blood u cant turn a person into a vamp just by biting them once so bill can drink alittle bit out of someone if hes sick so stop dissing bill and read the books cause u have no idea wat ur talking about ok!-kate ps i love twilight and true blood they r different so u cant compare them
i think somebodyz JEALOUS!!!
i think somebodyz JEALOUS!!!
If you think he is bad then why are r u copying his look! OHHHH U JUST GOT PONED!
HA. Makes me laugh. Jealous much??? Maybe if you were younger and better looking, you would be liked just as much as Edward/RPatz. and FYI, vampires dont drink soda. so HA!
people don't know you or your name so i think Edward/Rob is much cooler and wwaaayyy more popular!!!!!!!!!!
well more people like him so ha
who the flarp is bill-whatever.he's so ugly ,he waz born dead.
can some one spell jealous !!!!!!! lol
can some one spell jealous !!!!!!! lol
ILOVEYOU23 you are GAY!!! you have horrible tastr in vamps even james is better than that dooshbag
well neither is hott
You're so jealous that Twilight is wayy better and actually has a future and its awesome and ppl watch it!!!!!!!!! what is true blood anyway?!?!? ask around and see if ppl know about it... i doubt it. ask about twilight and ppl will go crazy wen it's even mentioned.Edward is the hottest vampire ever and rob is the hottest guy!!!!!! and taylor. So if u got a problem, u better back ur old ridiculosly jealous self up!!!!! Twilight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!
BILL COMPTON IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOO HOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT TTTTTTTTT HE IS WAYY BETTER THEN ROB!
tht bill compton guy is really hot hes way hotter then rob
u guys have got be kiddinq me? theres a lot of ppl that dont lik rob sooo wat!!! omg n true blood is not a twilight wannabe
yeah well not all of us can be a jealous, weird eyed, drunk looking creep named Stephen Moyer on a show that's obviously so lame even Miley Cyrus would pass up
if he's diet coke, then you must be the horrid food that the diet coke totally washed out! yeah thats right, youve just been poned!! LOL! not really, im not that good!
u r just jealous that he is soooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooo hot *100000000000000000000000 0000000000000000000000000 0000000000000000000000000 0000000000000000000000000 0000000000000000000000000 0000000000000000000000000 0000000000000000000000000 0
AT LEAST EDWARD IS WAY HOTTER AND ISN'T AN OLD HAG
BILL COMPTON YOU'RE A (LOTS OF WORDS YOU SHOULD NOT SAY ON THE INTERNET)!
EDWARD CULLEN IS 1,000,000,000,000,000,000 ,000,000,000,000,000,000, 000,000,000,000,000,000,0 00,000,000,000,000,000,00 0,000,000,000,000,000,000 ,000,000,000,000,000,000, 000,000,000,000,000,000,0 00,000,000,000,000,000,00 0,000,000,000,000,000,000 ,000,000,000,000,000 AND LIKE A MILLON BILLON FOREVER AND EVER MORE 0S HOTTER THAN YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!
EDWARD CULLEN IS 1,000,000,000,000,000,000 ,000,000,000,000,000,000, 000,000,000,000,000,000,0 00,000,000,000,000,000,00 0,000,000,000,000,000,000 ,000,000,000,000,000,000, 000,000,000,000,000,000,0 00,000,000,000,000,000,00 0,000,000,000,000,000,000 ,000,000,000,000,000 AND LIKE A MILLON BILLON FOREVER AND EVER MORE 0S HOTTER THAN YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!
I've seen better things than you come up my toilet!!
ur just jealous cause everyone like edward cause hes awesome and not you cause ur a tv turd.
sucky vampires like him can't even measure up to Edward, he is just jealous cuz his character Bill Compton is a Loser.... he isn't even as cool as Edward he just wishes... So ya Burn
*ur just jealous cuz ppl luv rob patz/ed cullen nd not u!!*
omg wtf is ur freakin problem!?!! ur just jealous cuz rob patz/ed cullen luv him nd notu!! who the hell cares wat u think ur an @$$ nd btw he is sexiiii!! unlike ur stupid ugly face!!nd ppl luv him nd twilight nd no1 has even heard of u nd sum(like me) havent even heard ur of ur retarded show!! ur soo stupid to think ur better than him cuz ur not!! nd no1 cares bout u.....no1 gives a shit bout ur showw!! soo stop bitchin bout sexxii Edward Cullen!!!
Edward is soo hot and- that other guy bill or what ever- is WAY ugly
well people are on a health wave so diet is good and btw fangs soooooooo 1500. Reada mag you wannabe vampire. Btw you are the ugliest -in his dreams- alleged vampire i evr saw. so W-E-M-L. (what ever major loser)
WTF DUDE!!! U ASK ANY1 WHO ROBERT PATTINSON IS & THEY WILL TELL U "THAT SUPER HOT VAMPIRE ON TWILIGHT." NOW ASK ANY1 WHO BILL COMPTON IS & THEY WILL SAY "WHO!?!" BACK OF ROBERT!!!
Diet Coke? What are you then, water?
yea, but the thing is, people like diet coke. what are you, sour milk?
its time for whose hot and whose not. RPatz aka edward: SMOKIN HOT! I JUST GAVE MYSELF A 3RD DEGREE BURN CUZ HE SO HOTT. Bill Compton: looks like a freakin sour patch kid who got his face bashed in. vamps r supposed 2 hav tht gorgeous face 2 invite u in. bill scares u away. i mean c'mon. Bill? tht name tells u he ugly.
YOU better shutup because as a matter fact I bet u like diet coke so u better back off and your show is not even close to being as famous as Twilight!!!!!!!!!!
and your the vamp that just came outta rehab,you leech sucker!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stephen Moyer, thats so close to stephenie meyer, weird.
why dont u just grow up.!!!!!!!
urghhhhh, us twihards wiill destroy u in ur sleep!we'll get emmet on u!
diet coke is better than what you are, water.
i donth care if i have too drink diet cook to have edward cullen i want him.i<3 edward cullen
you people do realize that Edward Cullen is a fictitious person...?? I'm just sayin' -Love always, The Em-azing 1 <3
DIE MAN DIE you have a crap name cant act and is gay!!!!! GAY YA HEAR ME and as for edward cullen???? BITE ME PLEASE. and another you stupid mcopycat you copied stephanie meyers name stupid sugar free peice of fanta.
he is a freakin' retard who cant act worth a crap!