There’s one vampire we can now definitely say sucks for sure!
It's Stephen Moyer, who plays a fangy creep on HBO's True Blood (or, how we call it around here: Truly Wish We Were Twilight Blood).
When asked about Edward Cullen, Stephen said,"He's the Slim-Fast, Diet Coke of vampires." Whoa! Them's fightin' words...
Twihards, he protected Bella, so now it's time for us to protect our boy! Use the comments section to stick up for Edward Cullen and R-Patz with some comebacks!
Here are a few we came up with, just to get you started.
"If Edward's Diet Coke, you're Sugarfree Fanta!"
"Yeah, well vampires don't even drink soda, so ha."
"Bill Compton? Nice name. If you're an accountant."
"Sell a lot of tickets? Ah, that's right. You're on cable. Impressive."
"Fangs? That's so 1500."
edward's hotter, so he wins hands down!! i mean, come on... who WOULDN'T wanna be bitten by a Hottie?!?!
moyer looks like meyer and no one watches moyer's show hes an moron 4 diss mr.cullen
OME! That guy is a bitch!Well, he better watch out because I have a wooden steak and buffy summers on speed-dial!
but im not mad at him, he was just making a joke.
did you ever notice that stephen moyer sounds a hell of a lot like staphanie meyer???? but anyways he should NEVER diss edward!!!! OMC!!!
well even though i like Bill. He shouldn't be talkin because what kind of a name is Bill any way. He almost sound like a hillbilly.
i <3 diet coke.. lol whats wrong with being diet coke???
i wouldn't talk . "bill compton. nice name if ur an accountant." what kind of name for a vampire is that?
edward's hotter, so he wins hands down!! i mean, come on... who WOULDN'T wanna be bitten by a Hottie?!?!
HOW DARE HE DISS EDWARD THE FREAK HIMSELF CAN'T ACT!
WOW!...it's amazing to me that one comment an actor makes about a FICTIONAL character can be spun so completely out of control by people! (But this does appear to be a tween/teen site,so I guess I shouldn't be so shocked.) Anyway, it kinda sounds like Mr. Moyer was just making a joke, so chill out people!! I really don't think we need all this unnecessary name-calling and poor use of swear/cuss words. That being said, I like both True Blood and Twilight, but apart from them being about vampires they are actually quite different. The characters themselves are also quite different. Twilight seems to be very much a young love story and though True Blood has some romance in it, it has more to do with vampire rights and some other very different themes. Twilight is somewhat lighter and more tween/teen, whereas True Blood has a more dark, adult vibe. On a side note...I love the Anita Blake Vampire Hunter Series!!
I wouldn't be the one talking cause you look like a pile of dog poo compared 2 *edward*. so.... IN UR FACE!!!!!!!!!! and you don't have like, a zillion fans... so, next time i would be carefull if i were u cuz a million twilight fans will atack you. so, Don't you EVER talk about edward like that again, or else.... YOU WILL BE SORRY!
yet ur a TV show, not a multi-million dollar movie. I wouldn't be talking.
Sorry Bill.....you've gotta take a hike!!! Edward's the here and now, your well.........past and then. Sorry!!!! Edward Cullen to the top!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHA! You SOB thinking you can be so funny. Don't you ever f'ing dare talk sh** about the Vampire sweetheart EVERYONE loves. m'kay you're just jelouse that hardly anyone knows what true blood is and you know what else You're UGLY:P
OH EM GEE!! Nobody, I REPEAT NOOOOBOOODDDYYYY disses my man ;) K honestly. Don't even go there, so many girls adore Rob and like... I've never heard of this other dude until now, what does that tell you? That Edward Cullen kicks ass and Stephen doesn't. THANK YOUU! <3 p.s: Rob is my future husband. PCEE.
ur making fun of twilight when ur name is practically the same name as the author's: Stephen Moyer, Stephenie Meyer....seriously stop making fun of urself
i say thats mean but i love twilight but i also love true blood
i say thats mean but i love twilight but i also love true blood
that is so like twilight but for fat old guys! did you see the name Stephan Moyer! such a ripe off!!
ok its just scary u would diss edward cullen for lots of reasons hes protective,HOT,a vampier,HOT,sexey, oh and did i metcion HOT!!!!
Robert Pattinson is waaayyyy better than the Stephen Moyer dude!! His name does sound like Stephine Meyer and True Blood is a Twilight wannabe! So THERE!!! (Go Team Edward!!)
Ok Twilight isint that awesome and I think the books were good but the movie SUCKED
That guy is just jelouus bc True Blood isnt as popular as Twilight && Twilight got all the ratings and EVERY1 <3's Twilight but not Every1 <3's True Blood!! Twilight is WAY better!!!!!!!!
It's a tie for me! As it goes for actual people I love Robert Pattinson, but for vampires bill is the real deal.
ha ha lol 'Stephan Moyer' is kind of like 'Stephenie Meyer' !!!!!! lol xx
ha ha lol 'Stephan Moyer' is kind of like 'Stephenie Meyer' !!!!!! lol xx
Really if he diet coke you are water!!!!!!!!!!!! DO U HEAR ME!!
oh no he d'int!!!!!!!!!!
i agree. i love true blood and bill compton.
i love true blood. and bill compton. but edward cullen is my man. sorry bill. but your wrong.
um, guys stephen moyer said that when he was asked about the characters. so he did not mean to insult robert personaly. and btw, anyone who has watched even one episode of true blood will understand what he means by saying that...
WE RATHER DRINK AND WATCH DIET COKE THEN SEE UR ACTING BURN EDWARD/ROBERT HATER
Well, at least Edward looks like a vampire. Hot. Sexy. Gorgeous. Young. Flawless. Swoonworthy. And then there's you...
whatever edward is hot, smart, and talented version of you... oh wait your not either of those
At least edward is yummy, you are an eeewwww!!
at least Edward'll stay the hot, sexy, delicious 17 year old, while.. ur ugly?
I think robert is reallly ugly. Sorry fans. I think Taylor Lautner rules! HOTTIE ;)
ehh igot nothin...but team eddy cullen! yay eddy!
edward is so sexy
I don't even know what true bloods is. I've watched Twilight plenty of times and I think it is awesome!!! Rob is sooo hot!!! Stephen is a creep!!!
sure you'd say that compton, who knew that you even existed uptil now. we hoped that people like you were extinct
what's true blood anyway?
Y WOULD TEENAGERS WATCH THAT STUPID SHOW ANYWAYS
Here's the difference between R-Patz and that Stephen dude whatever hes name is:True Blood suckz!!!! Twilight Rockz! Robert is hot! that other dude is FREAKING UGLY! Robert alwayz looks good! that guy over there looks like a fcking Hobbo!!!!
yeah well you shoundnt even be a vamp you look like a freak
At least Edward Cullen drinks REAL blood like a REAL vampire instead of bottles of fake blood
lalala.. what movie&books turned the world upside down, have millions of people obsessed with them, &+ have bunches of merchandise in stores?? Not, TrueBlood! haaa.
u r just saying crap because ur really jealous.Oh and u probably have a crush on edward anyway, you gay,retarded,ugly excuse for a vamp. have a suckish day!!!
rob is the best vampire and there is nothing in the word that can ever chang that o and i like diet coke so i would tast that any day so dont hate on the hot vampire