5 months ago
Who Dared To Diss Edward Cullen?
There’s one vampire we can now definitely say sucks for sure!
It's Stephen Moyer, who plays a fangy creep on HBO's True Blood (or, how we call it around here: Truly Wish We Were Twilight Blood).
When asked about Edward Cullen, Stephen said,"He's the Slim-Fast, Diet Coke of vampires." Whoa! Them's fightin' words...
Twihards, he protected Bella, so now it's time for us to protect our boy! Use the comments section to stick up for Edward Cullen and R-Patz with some comebacks!
Here are a few we came up with, just to get you started.
"If Edward's Diet Coke, you're Sugarfree Fanta!"
"Yeah, well vampires don't even drink soda, so ha."
"Bill Compton? Nice name. If you're an accountant."
"Sell a lot of tickets? Ah, that's right. You're on cable. Impressive."
"Fangs? That's so 1500."
rob is the best vampire and there is nothing in the word that can ever chang that o and i like diet coke so i would tast that any day so dont hate on the hot vampire
lalala.. what movie&books turned the whole world upside town, is loved by million's of people, & has a whole bunch of merchandise in stores? haa, not TrueBlood! Haha, WHATNOW!?
Who the Hale even watches True blood, My boy R-Pattz could totally, send him back to the dead Stephen feeds on, ohhhh
well it just so happens that i like diet coke so HA HA Lozer Suck on that!
you are just a fake vampire. come on fangs... your just jealous! love edward and twilight
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What did he dunk his eyebrows in peroxide?
Yeah, listen to the guy who's eyebrows don't match his hair! Oh yeah, he's a genius!
How is he diest coke! Vamps can't even drink coke you fake dumb loserish old MAN! Your just jealous because they world loves him, and not you!
I thought vampires were supposed to be hot?
Ha!True Blood! Lame! Twilight! Awesomee! tb aree just biters! its the same thing! except more advanced! So tb should just back off and leave edward alone b4 twilighters go all alice on him!!!!!! Jeez!
He is just jealous because Rob is way hotter that him and more popular and sucessful and way more people LOVE Twilight then his stupid show!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!
ur just jealous because edwards way hotter than youll eva be, even with £1 million worth of plastic surgery. Plus U ENT EVEN PALE!! got that, hunny? good. now get lost and LEAVE EDWARD ALONE!!
i think tb and twi are very diferent and can't be compared just because they are both about vampires. tb involves diferent things like discrimination and racism in it and it's deff not in the sci-fi genre. twilight is a romance and eventually there'll be some action involved. so it's stupid to compare them when they are sooo diferent. i kinda like them both <3
BITE ME! u ugly excuse for a vampire...
True Blood sucks. Twilight is amazzzing!! <3 <3 oh and whats-his-name from true blood is rally ugly.
ha . ya right , twilight is wayyyyy better the true blood , and that guy has real probs if he thinks hes kooler the edward! hes old and gross and edwards 17 ( forever) and hott and sexy
I <3 Rob Patz and Edward sooo much! Team Edward all the way, baby! If he's slim-fast then your fat-fast!!!!! And I like diet coke for your information!
I <3 Rob Patz and Edward sooo much! Team Edward all the way, baby! If he's slim-fast then your fat-fast!!!!! And I like diet coke for your information!
hey i_love_edward? yeah, nice user name and stuff but you are mental if you prefer true blood over twilight!!! retard!! copy and paste if you agree!!!!
He has no right to attack Edward Cullen, i dont care if he attacks Robert Patt., but Edward is sooooo much better!!!! I bet he has even read the books! so he can go fly a kite!!!!!!!!!
Edwards just the best! One reason = he is EDWARD CULLEN! Thts enough in itself! Fast, Godly Beautiful, decent, loving, caring, overly protective :P
haha stephen moyer sounds like the dude version of stephanie meyer lol
Team Edward AY yayay yiiiiiiiiii!!!!!
hey bill are you on the $$$$$$.oh and also looks so last year.your weired
hey bill are you on the $$$$$$.oh and also looks so last year.your weired
YOU SUCK STEPHEN MOYER
Wow its pretty bad that's all he could come up with. What a loser.
you idiots need to stop dissing robert
You idiots at 4tnz should STOP DISSING EVERY SINGLE OTHER THING THAT SOMEHOW RELATES TO Twilight! I was soooo P.O'ed because you were making fun of vampire diaries! Its rude! Why not accept that there are other books about vampires and such that are completely unique and interesting. Some of my friends have read True Blood and say its a fantastic book! STOP BEING SO OBSESSED WITH TWILIGHT AND READ OTHER BOOKS! The L.J Smith books are amazing, the Cast books are amazing! Maybe read them before you judge!
Edward/Robert is over a million times better than Stephan Moyer. If they were to ever have a showdown then Edward/Robert would win and True Blood would go out of business and give Twilight all their money. If anyone around here wants to be a retard please just visit the set of True Blood. You are not a retard if you are burning it down.
WHO DA F**K IZ STEPHEN MOYER NO 1 NOES WHO DA FREAK U R AND ROB LOOKZ $$$$$$EEEEEEXXXXYYYYYYYY! !!!!(LIK ALWAYS)
"Speaking of diet, why don't you try it sometime?!"
EDWARD WAY BETTER BC HE WAY HOTTER MILLION TIMES HOT NOT EVEN MILLION TIMES EVEN HIGHER THAN THAT!!!!!!
they spelled stephanie meyer wrong!!!!
ur just mad cuz he is wayy hotter, and u cant reach his level of fame
haha whatever. Edward Cullen is a humanitarian and has done way more than that lame true blood secret twilight wanna be. hes just jealous that Robert Pattinson is way hot! :)
did u notice how 'stephen moyer' is like 'stephanie meyer'???
what a jerk! how dare he insult the very hot and sexy edward cullen?!? he's just jealous cause he will never achieve that much fame that he has
ooooh someone call the fire department we got flamer
ur just jealous because edwards way hotter than youll eva be, even with £1 million worth of plastic surgery. Plus U ENT EVEN PALE!! got that, hunny? good. now get lost and LEAVE EDWARD ALONE!!!
wat all u ppl said go edward the awesome vampire!!!!!! wohhh...don u get jealous cuz hes more famous...=D
wat all u ppl said go edward the awesome vampire!!!!!! wohhh...don u get jealous cuz hes more famous...D
You are just an old ugly guy wishing as many girl's wanted you as bad as they want Edward Cullen/Robert Pattinson. Don't hold your breath!!
The only reason he has a career and that True Blood is so popular is because of Twilight! Stephenie Meyer made vampires awsome again! So he should be thanking Twilight.
"Yeah, well vampires don't even drink soda, so ha."
first, u look ANCIENT!!! second, ure LAME!!! third, rob/edward's THE BEST!!! fourth, ure WAYYY JEALOUS!!! GOT THAT???
MITCHEL MUSSO IS SOO NOT A FAG! HES BETTER THAN ROB AND HIS CD IS AWSOME!TAKE THAT TWILIGHTLOVER555
first, get a life. second, you're jealous. & third, edward & robert will always be hotter, & more popular than you. stop dreaming, hunny.
and u r? funi how no 1 seems 2 b fallin @ ur feet.