5 months ago
Who Dared To Diss Edward Cullen?
There’s one vampire we can now definitely say sucks for sure!
It's Stephen Moyer, who plays a fangy creep on HBO's True Blood (or, how we call it around here: Truly Wish We Were Twilight Blood).
When asked about Edward Cullen, Stephen said,"He's the Slim-Fast, Diet Coke of vampires." Whoa! Them's fightin' words...
Twihards, he protected Bella, so now it's time for us to protect our boy! Use the comments section to stick up for Edward Cullen and R-Patz with some comebacks!
Here are a few we came up with, just to get you started.
"If Edward's Diet Coke, you're Sugarfree Fanta!"
"Yeah, well vampires don't even drink soda, so ha."
"Bill Compton? Nice name. If you're an accountant."
"Sell a lot of tickets? Ah, that's right. You're on cable. Impressive."
"Fangs? That's so 1500."
almost all vampires are NOTHING compared to edward cullen, so back off!!! no-one even knows who you are anyways!!! and if he's diet coke.... then you're flat lemonade!!!
real vampires sparkle i dont see BILL COMPTON sparkling any time soon TEAM EDWARD forever!!!!
Honey, The Twilight Saga wouldn't be as popular as it is now, without Rob, so watch it!!!!!!!!!
you little true blood vampire needs to get a life he is just jealous edward/rob isnt gross and has way more fans
i dont know what that guy is smoking but he needs to get off and go pretend to be a little vamp somewhere else.
oka also for all the people who called rob a fag yall must be self centered idiots who are so maf that they can't get a boyfriend they turn on guys and try to get people to turn with them well guess what AINT GONNA BE US ON TEAM EDWARD AND TEAM JACOB!
omg I know he did not TRY to diss Rob omg rob is way hotter than he will ever be lol but rob could take him in seconds!! he needs to back off before all robs fans take him down for rob!!!!! TEAM EDWARD!!!
omg I know he did not TRY to diss Rob omg rob is way hotter than he will ever be lol but rob could take him in seconds!! he needs to back off before all robs fans take him down for rob!!!!! TEAM EDWARD!!!
omg I know he did not TRY to diss Rob omg rob is way hotter than he will ever be lol but rob could take him in seconds!! he needs to back off before all robs fans take him down for rob!!!!! TEAM EDWARD!!!
When you mess with Rob you mess with more than thousands of us. Who do you have to protect you? Let's count..uhh..um..er.. no one.
Stephen Moyer? What? Are you trying to impress Stephanie Meyer by having a similar name as her? Lame! Plus at least Rob doesn't say stupid things like "He's the Slim-Fast, Diet Coke of vampires." Stephen is going to be in the same movie!
Stephen Moyer? What? Are you trying to impress Stephanie Meyer by having a similar name as her? Lame! Plus at least Rob doesn't say stupid things like "He's the Slim-Fast, Diet Coke of vampires." Stephen is going to be in the same movie!
Bill Compton!?! just as bland and borin as you!
oh no he ddnt. this guy doesnt knw hu hez messing with. edward has emmett nd jasper as back up and all the fans. who does the other guy hav to protect him?
ROB'S SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AMAZING! NO DOUBT HE'S THE BEST ! NOW I REALLY KNOW THERE IS A THING SUCH AS PERFECT BECAUSE OF EDWARD (ROB) ! STEPHEN SUCKS!
don't even getme started about this guy! i don't know who he thinks he is but i bet he's a crap actor who coudn't pull off playing a vampire if his life depended on it! edward cullen is number one and don't even relate him to diet coke! you ARE sugarfree fanta of vampires and i hope buffy catches up with your character!
ROB IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOT AND SEXY IF U THINK HES A FAG THAN U NEED GLASSES
And btw Mrs.Mitch_Musso, who r u to talk. rob is soo hot and u know it. Mitchel Musso, soooo ugly!!! hes a fucking disney fag. so shut the hell up!!
umm ok u fago retard. Ur not even in the theatres!! ur still friggin stuck on tv. On a gay ass channel that i bet old lady teachers watch. Nobody even knows ur fucking name!! Ur just gealous of Edward Cuz he got A LOT of fans and all the girls. U only have like all the fans grandmas! Actually,.. ur sooo ugly u dont even have them!! Ohh yea!! I mean really, look in the difference between the two pics. Edward(rob) looks totally smoking. U on the other hand look like ur taking a big ass shit. And u cant even see ur eyebrows!!Ok so thats all i have to say to ur ugly ass. have a wonderful career! **gives the finger**
When It Said"STEPHAN MOYER"I Thought They Were Trying To Say"STEPHANIE MEYER"LOL!
umm who are you? at least r-patz has fans. and r-patz is sexy and you are so ugly sugerfree fanta. you dont even have movies!
U GUYS ARE STUCK UP! LOOK AT ROB! HES SOO A FAG! U GUYS ARE HYPNOTIZED OR SOMTHING IF I EVER SAW HIM ID CALL HIM A FAG!
"Sell a lot of tickets? Ah, that's right. You're on cable. Impressive." i love this one
as long as he dosnt diss my jacob(taylor) im fine with it cuz edward kind of gives me the creeps
if anyone EVER hurts my vampire (and robert pattinson) o they'd be in for it
I'm with Sandy35!!! BACK OFF MY BOY!! love, the future Mrs. Pattinson!!
Who dares mess with my vamp that other one whats his name again? see he is such a small star I can't remember his name even after I just read it but I know it does sound like a laxative
nice looks...NOT! youre a vammpoire?! arent they supposed 2 be hot?! u are SOOOO not! what unearthly braindead freakozoid decides 2 diss my edwardy can kiss my ***! so there! if i ever meet him, he wont get outta the room alive!
HA HA I SAW THIS PICTURE ON FUNNYJUNKTHAT SHOWED A PIC OF EDWARD AND A PIC OF SOME MUSKULER VAMPIRE FROM SOMERANDOM MOVIE AND ON THE VAMPIRE IT SAID VAMPIRE IN BIG WORDS AND ON EDWARDS IT SAID FAGOT! HA HA LOL!
Edward and Robert are both gay, show-offy freaks, who have no personality, and are ugly as he**!!
Stephen MOYER does the last name sound familiar to anyone? oh and BTW Stephen you're not half as good (or cute,or protective, or smart,or agile) as Edward so back off!!!
stephen moyer? wow, that last name sounds like a laxative...
HA HA stephen mOyer..lol.. no one shall dare diss edward cullen!
I love both. Stephen Moyer is hot
You just wish you was him.
If he's Diet Coke you must be water. if you had a brain you would know water has nothing in it. no calories, no sugar, NOTHING! and p.s. diet coke is a hot drink. =D
twilight is a rip off of true blood u morons. watch the show and u will c stephanie just stole the whole plot. true blood was around wayyy be4 twilight she saw the show, copied and said it came to her in a "dream". she stole from alot of other places too put them together and now has twilight. (((R.I.P Michael Jackson)))
ninjamolf kinda read my mind too :(
Edward would rather be slim than round!
Helloo have u seen how many ppl luv twilight like 3 quarters of de world like 2 ppl like True Blood and i'm sure r-patz has a bigger fanbase now then u'v had in ur life a r-patz's fanbase is growing urs is always goin 2 consist of 1 person soo back off on r-patz/edward cullen or i will hunt u down and hurt u I'M SERIOUS!!!!!!!
OMG @ first i thought the title read who dared to kiss edward cullen and thats y i clicked on it then i saw the dudes pic and i started freakin out.... i thought edward had turned gay or somthin! lolz... =/
the first one is childish and really corny....
heeeeeeeeeey! that wuz wat i wuz gunna rite ninjampolf!
STEPHEN MOYER?! more like STEPHANIE MEYER!
what's the worth of being a vampire if u aren't fast or strong?
I know this may sound cheesey but Edward actually cares for Bella,& he doesn't kill peolpe cause he doesn't want to be a monster but you kill people!! Plus he's SUPER H-O-T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!:p
THose comebacks were good lolz.
ugh he does not stand 1 round with edward and does not compare to him in any thing he is just a hater like my cousin
:O he's just jealous cz he's nt hot,, ow dare he diss edward!!! :@ grrrr!!! lol
Omg his name is STEPHAN MOYER and the author of the TWILIGHT books is named STEPHENie MEYER! No wonder he got vampire humor.lol