5 months ago
Who Dared To Diss Edward Cullen?
There’s one vampire we can now definitely say sucks for sure!
It's Stephen Moyer, who plays a fangy creep on HBO's True Blood (or, how we call it around here: Truly Wish We Were Twilight Blood).
When asked about Edward Cullen, Stephen said,"He's the Slim-Fast, Diet Coke of vampires." Whoa! Them's fightin' words...
Twihards, he protected Bella, so now it's time for us to protect our boy! Use the comments section to stick up for Edward Cullen and R-Patz with some comebacks!
Here are a few we came up with, just to get you started.
"If Edward's Diet Coke, you're Sugarfree Fanta!"
"Yeah, well vampires don't even drink soda, so ha."
"Bill Compton? Nice name. If you're an accountant."
"Sell a lot of tickets? Ah, that's right. You're on cable. Impressive."
"Fangs? That's so 1500."
Stephen Moyer?? That sounds A LOT like Stepahine Meyer(thats the author of the TWILIGHT books)lol. You only add ine to Stephen and instead of a o Meyer you add an E. WOW what a coinsidence. No wonder he wants to act better(which is not possible)than edward as a vamp.
hello any one hello anyone wanna chat cuz i do
hes just jealous because everyone loves rob/edward and everyone loves twilight and no one knows who he is or his show....
ur just jelouse cause everyone loves edward (r-patz) n hes famouse n no one even knows who u are and what ur show is.
i hope you get a papercut in front of jasper. you will get what you deserve!!
do you have MILLIONS of screaming fans proposing to you, screaming foryou to bite them? I DIDNT THINK SO!!
EDWARD CULLEN straight up forever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !
Who the @#$! do you think you are fo disn edward like that 1 he sparkles 2 He's SUPER H-O-T & 3 He ain't old
Well Rob is sexy sugar and your just stupid sweet 'n' low!!!!!!!!!!!
u just jealous cause nobody know who u are and u ugly . MOB HIM!!
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Real men Ain't got fangs, Dracula!!!!
stephen moyer stephanie meyer o_0
Well it so happens that i like Diet Coke So HA LOzer suck on that!
"Well this Diet Coke is about to La Push you off a cliff!" The others were me, I just forgot to sign in.
Well this Diet Coke is about to la push you off a cliff!
Well this Diet Coke is about to La Push you off a cliff!
Keep saying that when this vampire is making millions off of New Moon and your still trying to learn how to drink blood!
atleast edward cullen is heard of dude!
at least he has a lot of great fans who are obsessed with him how about u u posser
u know wats weird???? that dude's name is stephen moyer and the author of twilight the books is stephenie meyer LOL
OOPS AFTER'true blood'ITS SUPPOSED TO SAY 'aired'
HEY A##HOLE WERE THERE THOUSANDS OF SCREAMING FANS IN THE STREET WHEN 'true blood'I DIDNT THINK SO.TAKE THAT BIZNITCH
hey a?#hole were there screamin'fans in the streets when 'true blood' aired.i didnt think so.take that biznitch
Well with U nothing looks fampire like!! I mean look at your non pretty glowing face!!! Ur uglier then 100 year old bull dogs!!!
you are so jealous ! and jealousy stinks real bad - mibe that's why everyone can smell you like a mile off !! :) Everyone knows R-Patz! and practically no-one knows yuue :( Must be sad being all the way at the bottom of thelove list when robert's at the top :D
"Bill Compton? Nice name. If you're an accountant." HAHAHAHA i like true blood, but, hell! edward's my god! also, the saga is way much better than true blood
omg u obviosly dnt kno whats hawt and u should meet rob maybe he can give u some pointers on how 2 be a REAl vampire cuz i hav seen ur show and ur suck ass!!!!!!!!!
ur just jealos!!!! and if u dont like him u dont like diet coke than ur must be fat!!!
at least twilight has viewers and happy ones in fact!
at least twilight has viewers and happy ones in fact!
Does any1 no hu he actually is cuz to me he is just sum dude hu is jelous of R-Pattz!!!
Sorry bout all the comments my computer bodged up!!!
OMG he is stupid edward rocks
OMG he is stupid edward rocks
OMG he is stupid edward
OMG he is stupid
OMG he is stupid
well im hurt team edward all te way so ha xxxx
i want to hurt him
musicfreak we like share a brain!!!!! lol.
EDWARD ROCKS U R SOOOO JEALOUS!!!!
i agree with musicfreak EDWARD IS THE BEST!!
The a-hole doesn't know what he's talking about.
omg edward and twilight had so many more fans then the crappy show true blood i never even knew this show existed
whoops! sorry bout all the comments!
Human blood? Cliche much? *Scoffs*
Human blood? Cliche much? *Scoffs*
Human blood? Cliche much? *Scoffs*
Edward Cullen is the best vampire EVER!!!