1 year ago
The Whole Audience Heard Me Poo!
Submitted by Gina (16), from San Bernardino, CA
Last year, I scored one of the leads in our school's version of West Side Story. Exciting, right?
Thing was, on opening night, I was so nervous that I really had to take a poo. I did my best to hold it in throughout the whole first act, but it was tough.
So when one of my scenes was over, I ran to the bathroom to relieve myself before it was time to go back.
Of course, I didn't realize that my wireless microphone was still on!
Even as the singing continued on stage, the entire audience heard my farts and grunts as I was pooping! In fact, I heard them all laughing, but I just thought it was because they saw something funny in the play.
I didn't realize what actually happened until another castmember came in to tell me to shut my mic off. Ugh!
But the show HAD go on. So despite the fact that I totally wanted to die, I went back and finished the play. And got a nice round of applause.
As for my poopy performance, let's just say there was no encore.
omg,i once was supposed to do a solo for a play and we were getting ready i had my mic on i didnt know that though and the audience heard me tell my bff my about crush damien
Aww. That. Is . Sad. u should of done wat alicecullentwin sed, wen they dnt believe u, i dnt know wat ur goin to do. Next time try flushin ur self down tthe toilet, works every time =]
aww feel bad for you ppl what's with and chain comments seriously
awww well i hope it getts better for u
Awww poor you :( i would have gone Um.. "who did all that farting and groaning?" Hahaha :)
OMG CHAINS R DUMBBBB I DONT BELIVE ANY!!!!! poor u next time make sure ur mic was offfff
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yes plz do stop posting chains their all a bunch of bs
dude if i die ill haunt u lol stop posting chains plz.....
i would have made a joke. oh and no1 will die w/in 2 days if u don't paste the comment below that's just stupid
omg r u serious! thts crazy. i woulda run right outa there! lol.
i would have fainted...
that was totally emabaraassing
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DO NOT READ THIS COMMENT. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON TH NEAREST FRIDAY. BUT IF YOU DON'T PASTE THIS COMMENT TO 5 OTHER VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS
wow thats embarrising
LOLZZZ!
wow that sucks for you i would have run away and would of never come out of my room i would have eaten the bed if i had to because that is just embarrassing!!!!! i feel really bad sister
wow! thats funny
If you wore a diaper, that never would have happened!
lolz thats funny!!!!
YIKES!!!! always make sure your mic is off....... im in drama club at my school and, so far, nothing like that has happened to me!!!!!!! :)
i feel kinda bad 4 u u beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
xxpinkgluexxx why did you put that?
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who cares anonymous
oh wow.
thats the same girl from the other picture. the one that had the picture of her on the toilet looking up
maybe u shouldn't audition for play's for a while
I feel sorry for you but Its just lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol
oh gosh i feel soooooooooo bad 4 u
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IM SO SORRY RIGHT HERE I FEEL BAD FOR YOU BUT LOL!!!!!!!!!ROFL!!!!!!!!! LMAO!!!LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!R OTFFL!!! ok im sorry
thats stinks,literally.
i feel so bad 4 u! u can laugh some things off but that is just not 1 of them.
ew
haha
OMG That must be SOOOOO embarrissing!
oooo u poor thing!
lol sru bout that!
OH MY GODDDDDDDD
lmao
OMG!.....i would die of embarrasment!
omg i would have killed my self (No! im not emo)
im wuz srry 4 u......good job on the play tho!!(i wuz there)
awwww i would b soooo embarassed!!!
you might as well wear a diaper if you're gonna be that nasty
Aw that sucks ): I would have left. Haha at least you had a posotive attitude about the whole thing tho!! (:
awww at least you had a good additude
ahhh I would've died! how would anyone know it was YOU though?