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Who's Your Future Opening Act?

1. Your first hit song will be about::

  • That ex who broke my heart! Jerk!
  • How awesome my amazing life is! Go me!
  • A single ladies anthem. Eat your heart out, Beyonce!

2. Your music will sound like:

  • Mature — but uplifting! — country. Yee haw!
  • Upbeat pop music. I'm all about fun!
  • Unapologetic rock. Gotta problem with that? *Snarl*

3. My tour style will be:

  • Girlie dresses! Hello? I'm the star!
  • Totally chic! Think Selena.
  • Punk-rock princess. Outta my way, Avril!

4. Do you take requests?

  • Only if my fans say "please."
  • Maybe. (Hope I know the words.)
  • Bring 'em on!

5. When it comes to my backstage requirements, I couldn't go without:

  • Starbucks! Bring on the lattes.
  • Snacks! Gotta carbo load before the big show.
  • Energy drinks! Always need a boost.

6. At the end of my set, I'm totally going to:

  • Thank my amazing fans and tell them goodnight!
  • Dress up in a crazy costume and have a blast goofing off with my band!
  • Stage dive. Geronimoooooooooowwwwww!!!

TAYLOR SWIFT

Since you're a new country crooner, who better to be your opener than our girl T-Swizzle? We hear some serious musical genius is going down as you trade boy stories and tune up some amazing duets. Hope your friends can even get inside when your next show sells out!

THE JONAS BROTHERS

Why settle for one? You've got three of the hottest acts around! Whether you write music with Nick, hang out with Joe or talk to Kevin, you'll never be bored with this fun-loving crew along for the ride. You can make sweet music together on and offstage!

DEMI LOVATO

Hey there, Rockstar, looks like you found your sister from another mister! You and Demi can high five and stage dive like pros you are, and no boys are going to tell you what to do. So pump that fist and grab a mic — D-Love totally has your back!

 

 
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DEMI LOVATO Hey there, Rockstar, looks like you found your sister from another mister! You and Demi can high five and stage dive like pros you are, and no boys are going to tell you what to do. So pump that fist and grab a mic — D-Love totally has your back!

 
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I got TayTay!

 
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THE JONAS BROTHERS Why settle for one? You've got three of the hottest acts around! Whether you write music with Nick, hang out with Joe or talk to Kevin, you'll never be bored with this fun-loving crew along for the ride. You can make sweet music together on and offstage!

 
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THE JONAS BROTHERS EEEPPP!! YAY

 
 
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jonas brothers

 
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I DON'T think there is NOTHING wrong with defending the most awesome ppl that exist on this Earth This is a FREE country or website comment thingy people can EXPRESS what they feel I tend to speak or write either way my mind...k?

 
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OMFG Joebroslover96 u r a bitch!!!! WTF? was that realy neccessary? "untalented, retarded bitch..."? Sounds like u have some major issues!!! Leave your problems off the internet keep them to yourself!!!

 
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DEMI!!!!

 
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xoxtiaraprincess, It means that guy is a perv and a creeper. so if I were u I would stay away from him

 
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yay! taylor swift totally love her!!

 
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umm this doesnt really have to do with this but.....if yur talking to a guy and yur friend's name comes up in the converstaion and he asks yu is she hot? what does it mean? i think hes kinda a perv and so does my friend he asked about......i wanna know wat it means

 
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DEMI LOVATO Hey there, Rockstar, looks like you found your sister from another mister! You and Demi can high five and stage dive like pros you are, and no boys are going to tell you what to do. So pump that fist and grab a mic — D-Love totally has your back!

 
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THE JONAS BROTHERS Why settle for one? You've got three of the hottest acts around! Whether you write music with Nick, hang out with Joe or talk to Kevin, you'll never be bored with this fun-loving crew along for the ride. You can make sweet music together on and offstage!

 
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Jonas Brothers<3 FERSUREEE:)

 
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THE JONAS BROTHERS Why settle for one? You've got three of the hottest acts around! Whether you write music with Nick, hang out with Joe or talk to Kevin, you'll never be bored with this fun-loving crew along for the ride. You can make sweet music together on and offstage!

 
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TAYLOR SWIFT Since you're a new country crooner, who better to be your opener than our girl T-Swizzle? We hear some serious musical genius is going down as you trade boy stories and tune up some amazing duets. Hope your friends can even get inside when your next show sells out!

 
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DEMI LOVATO Hey there, Rockstar, looks like you found your sister from another mister! You and Demi can high five and stage dive like pros you are, and no boys are going to tell you what to do. So pump that fist and grab a mic — D-Love totally has your back!

 
Avatar

THE JONAS BROTHERS Why settle for one? You've got three of the hottest acts around! Whether you write music with Nick, hang out with Joe or talk to Kevin, you'll never be bored with this fun-loving crew along for the ride. You can make sweet music together on and offstage!

 
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I would never want the jonas brothers to help me thier ikky

 
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jonas brothers NICK

 
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THE JONAS BROTHERS Why settle for one? You've got three of the hottest acts around! Whether you write music with Nick, hang out with Joe or talk to Kevin, you'll never be bored with this fun-loving crew along for the ride. You can make sweet music together on and offstage! YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And for those that don't want them (cough Dramatic Diva cough) don't worry cuz I'm sure they'll NEVER open for such a retarded UNTALENTED bitch like u, and unlike u they have a million times MORE talent. Too BAD for u cuz it would be an honor for u if they even go to ur STUPID FUTURE CONCERT (Probably a maximum of 5 people will attend) In a Jobros concert there are at least 50,000 I have BEEN there!!!! FYI

 
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TAYLOR SWIFT she is AMAZING I would DIE if i sang a duet wit her.

 
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DEMI LOVATO love her music and her style

 
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THE JONAS BROTHERS Why settle for one? You've got three of the hottest acts around! Whether you write music with Nick, hang out with Joe or talk to Kevin, you'll never be bored with this fun-loving crew along for the ride. You can make sweet music together on and offstage! wow it's oke if taylor or demi cuz i love thim all

 
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THE JONAS BROTHERS Why settle for one? You've got three of the hottest acts around! Whether you write music with Nick, hang out with Joe or talk to Kevin, you'll never be bored with this fun-loving crew along for the ride. You can make sweet music together on and offstage! wow it's oke if taylor or demi cuz i love thim all

 
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TAYLOR SWIFT Since you're a new country crooner, who better to be your opener than our girl T-Swizzle? We hear some serious musical genius is going down as you trade boy stories and tune up some amazing duets. Hope your friends can even get inside when your next show sells out!

 
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oh NO! jonas brothers!!! hate hate hate!!!

 
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eww taylor swift?? more like trailer shit!

 
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THE JONAS BROTHERS Why settle for one? You've got three of the hottest acts around! Whether you write music with Nick, hang out with Joe or talk to Kevin, you'll never be bored with this fun-loving crew along for the ride. You can make sweet music together on and offstage!

 
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EWWW I GOT THE JONAS BROTHERS I HATE THEM EEWWW AHHH

 
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TAYLOR SWIFT Since you're a new country crooner, who better to be your opener than our girl T-Swizzle? We hear some serious musical genius is going down as you trade boy stories and tune up some amazing duets. Hope your friends can even get inside when your next show sells out!

 
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TAYLOR SWIFT Since you're a new country crooner, who better to be your opener than our girl T-Swizzle? We hear some serious musical genius is going down as you trade boy stories and tune up some amazing duets. Hope your friends can even get inside when your next show sells out!

 
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TAYLOR SWIFT Since you're a new country crooner, who better to be your opener than our girl T-Swizzle? We hear some serious musical genius is going down as you trade boy stories and tune up some amazing duets. Hope your friends can even get inside when your next show sells out! awww, i wanted the jonas brothers!!! <3

 
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THE JONAS BROTHERS Why settle for one? You've got three of the hottest acts around! Whether you write music with Nick, hang out with Joe or talk to Kevin, you'll never be bored with this fun-loving crew along for the ride. You can make sweet music together on and offstage!

 
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jonas brothers!

 
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TAYLOR SWIFT Since you're a new country crooner, who better to be your opener than our girl T-Swizzle? We hear some serious musical genius is going down as you trade boy stories and tune up some amazing duets. Hope your friends can even get inside when your next show sells out!

 
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ph yes taylor is my idol

 
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ph yes taylor is my idol

 
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THE JONAS BROTHERS Why settle for one? You've got three of the hottest acts around! Whether you write music with Nick, hang out with Joe or talk to Kevin, you'll never be bored with this fun-loving crew along for the ride. You can make sweet music together on and offstage!

 
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taylor bby lol

 
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DEMI LOVATO! YEAH...she's my role model! Love her

 
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DEMI LOVATO Hey there, Rockstar, looks like you found your sister from another mister! You and Demi can high five and stage dive like pros you are, and no boys are going to tell you what to do. So pump that fist and grab a mic — D-Love totally has your back!

 
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i got jb

 
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