11 months ago

Who's Your Future "Twilight" Husband?

1. Here's a secret: I like a rockin bod. My fave?

  • Muscles that have their own muscles
  • Tall, pale and handsome
  • Strong arms. The better for hugging me with!

2. Shh! Don’t tell anyone… I like to read. My guy's book choice:

  • "Total Gym Instruction Manual" by Chuck Norris
  • The Classic Shakespeare Collection
  • "Teen Wolf: The Novel"

3. It's important my guy knows me inside and out. Mine:

  • Thinks I love Power Bars as much as he does
  • Has known me since I was little (I baked him mud pies)
  • Always knows what I'm thinking! (Hello? Kiss me already!)

4. Are you a day person or a night person?

  • Day! Need my rays, people.
  • Night all the way! That's when the REAL action happens.
  • In-between. But in the morning, I'm a monster.

5. Do you dig hairy guys?

  • Um, no. I like them smooth as a seal!
  • Some peach fuzz on the cheek could be cute.
  • Bring on the wolfmen!

6. Say it... out loud:

  • Um, hottie?
  • Vampire! Duh...
  • Werewolf! I like to be different...

MRS. KELLAN LUTZ

The strong, silent type: That's your man! Kellan's got a majorly hot bod, but he's more than just a pretty face. He's Edward Cullen's older bro Emmett. Which means you'd be marrying into vampire royalty! You can fang us later...

MRS. ROBERT PATTINSON

Does it get any cuter than Edward Cullen himself? The face, the hair, the sweet nothings as he whispers in your ear (while trying to resist the urge to take a bite). You're Robert's one true love. Sorry, Bella!

MRS. TAYLOR LAUTNER

Sweet and smokin': That's a deadly combination! And wolfy Taylor Lautner's got it all, including a killer smile to boot. If you can tame his inner wild beast, he'll be yours forever. Owwww-ooooooo-ooo-! (That's our lame attempt at howling, BTW.)

 
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MRS.ROBERT PATTINSON dose it get any cuter than Edward Cullen himself? the face, the hair, the sweet nothings as he whispers in your ear (while trying to resist the urge to take a bite). You'r Robert's one true love. Sorry,Bella!

 
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Taylor Launter is mine and he will be mine forever sorry ladies

 
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sorry girls taylors mine i even have the same name as him he will so love me as his wife yall better be lookin for a new guy cause hes MINE!!!!!!!!

 
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MRS. Taylor lautner i toally saw that cummin i mean i am an addict!!!

 
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yay i got taylor god hes so sexy i love him

 
 
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yay i got taylor god hes so sexy i love him

 
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MRS. TAYLOR LAUTNER Sweet and smokin': That's a deadly combination! And wolfy Taylor Lautner's got it all, including a killer smile to boot. If you can tame his inner wild beast, he'll be yours forever. Owwww-ooooooo-ooo-! (That's our lame attempt at howling, BTW.)

 
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mrs.taylor lautner up and it will be true he sooooooo hot

 
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MRS. ROBERT PATTINSON Does it get any cuter than Edward Cullen himself? The face, the hair, the sweet nothings as he whispers in your ear (while trying to resist the urge to take a bite). You're Robert's one true love. Sorry, Bella!

 
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MRS. TAYLOR LAUTNER Sweet and smokin': That's a deadly combination! And wolfy Taylor Lautner's got it all, including a killer smile to boot. If you can tame his inner wild beast, he'll be yours forever. Owwww-ooooooo-ooo-! (That's our lame attempt at howling, BTW.)

 
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MRS. TAYLOR LAUTNER Sweet and smokin': That's a deadly combination! And wolfy Taylor Lautner's got it all, including a killer smile to boot. If you can tame his inner wild beast, he'll be yours forever. Owwww-ooooooo-ooo-! (That's our lame attempt at howling, BTW.)

 
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MRS. TAYLOR LAUTNER Sweet and smokin': That's a deadly combination! And wolfy Taylor Lautner's got it all, including a killer smile to boot. If you can tame his inner wild beast, he'll be yours forever. Owwww-ooooooo-ooo-! (That's our lame attempt at howling, BTW.)

 
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mrs taylor lautner. i wanted robert pattenson!

 
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MRS. TAYLOR LAUTNER Sweet and smokin': That's a deadly combination! And wolfy Taylor Lautner's got it all, including a killer smile to boot. If you can tame his inner wild beast, he'll be yours forever. Owwww-ooooooo-ooo-! (That's our lame attempt at howling, BTW.) take that

 
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MRS. ROBERT PATTINSON Does it get any cuter than Edward Cullen himself? The face, the hair, the sweet nothings as he whispers in your ear (while trying to resist the urge to take a bite). You're Robert's one true love. Sorry, Bella!

 
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MRS. TAYLOR LAUTNER Sweet and smokin': That's a deadly combination! And wolfy Taylor Lautner's got it all, including a killer smile to boot. If you can tame his inner wild beast, he'll be yours forever. Owwww-ooooooo-ooo-! (That's our lame attempt at howling, BTW.)

 
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Mrs.Taylor Lautner!Yeah!Team Jacob !Its the way to go!

 
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Mrs. Taylor Lautner thats awsome #1 taylor fan

 
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MRS. ROBERT PATTINSON Does it get any cuter than Edward Cullen himself? The face, the hair, the sweet nothings as he whispers in your ear (while trying to resist the urge to take a bite). You're Robert's one true love. Sorry, Bella!

 
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TAYLOR LAUTNER YAY

 
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i'm a MRS.TAYLOR LAUTNER TOO I LOVE HIM A LOT

 
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i'm a MRS.TAYLOR LAUTNER TOO I LOVE HIM A LOT

 
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omg omg omg omg omg omg omg!!!!! i am MRS. TAYLOR LAUTHNER i love him so much and he is soooooo super sexy!!!!!

 
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Hell ya MRS. ROBERT PATTINSON Does it get any cuter than Edward Cullen himself? The face, the hair, the sweet nothings as he whispers in your ear (while trying to resist the urge to take a bite). You're Robert's one true love. Sorry, Bella!

 
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omg!!!!!!!!!!! i love him sooooooooo much he is my life my reson for living !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!i love him !!!!!!!<3<3<3<3<3

 
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r patz. i think hes cute in the movie but not in real life.

 
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YAY MRS R PATTZ

 
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YAY MRS. TAYLOR LAUTNER!!!!!!!!!!! OH YES I KNEW IT!!! WE WERE MEANT TO BE 2GETHER!

 
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mrs.pattinson bye bella

 
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lol wow im mrs robert pattinson i would had neva guess

 
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Sweet and smokin': That's a deadly combination! And wolfy Taylor Lautner's got it all, including a killer smile to boot. If you can tame his inner wild beast, he'll be yours forever. Owwww-ooooooo-ooo-! (That's our lame attempt at howling, BTW.)

 
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MRS. TAYLOR LAUTNER Sweet and smokin': That's a deadly combination! And wolfy Taylor Lautner's got it all, including a killer smile to boot. If you can tame his inner wild beast, he'll be yours forever. Owwww-ooooooo-ooo-! (That's our lame attempt at howling, BTW.)

 
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Mrs. Taylor Lautner ;) TAAAAAAAAAY *-* forever <3

 
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MRS.ROBERT PATTISON...oh ya baby i would like to makeout with him...lol!!!

 
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im mrs. taylr lautner ! :D <3

 
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MRS. ROBERT PATTINSON

 
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MRS. ROBERT PATTINSON Does it get any cuter than Edward Cullen himself? The face, the hair, the sweet nothings as he whispers in your ear (while trying to resist the urge to take a bite). You're Robert's one true love. Sorry, Bella!

 
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MRS. TAYLOR LAUTNER Sweet and smokin': That's a deadly combination! And wolfy Taylor Lautner's got it all, including a killer smile to boot. If you can tame his inner wild beast, he'll be yours forever. Owwww-ooooooo-ooo-! (That's our lame attempt at howling, BTW.)

 
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MRS. ROBERT PATTINSON Does it get any cuter than Edward Cullen himself? The face, the hair, the sweet nothings as he whispers in your ear (while trying to resist the urge to take a bite). You're Robert's one true love. Sorry, Bella! xDD

 
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MRS. TAYLOR LAUTNER Sweet and smokin': That's a deadly combination! And wolfy Taylor Lautner's got it all, including a killer smile to boot. If you can tame his inner wild beast, he'll be yours forever. Owwww-ooooooo-ooo-! (That's our lame attempt at howling, BTW.) cool i ♥ wolves and vampires

 
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MRS. TAYLOR LAUTNER Sweet and smokin': That's a deadly combination! And wolfy Taylor Lautner's got it all, including a killer smile to boot. If you can tame his inner wild beast, he'll be yours forever. Owwww-ooooooo-ooo-! (That's our lame attempt at howling, BTW.) SOOO HOT<3

 
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ME n my buddy are mrs rpatz...only i'm freaking pleased at the fact. my friend is a team jacob, and early punched the computer when she found out. however, she took the quiz again and made herself a mrs taylor lautner. she's happy now.

 
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I'm Mrs.Taylor Lautner.He's mine!!!Got it Judy nails and Selena Gomez.He's mine

 
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IM MRS. ROBERT PATTINSON Does it get any cuter than Edward Cullen himself? The face, the hair, the sweet nothings as he whispers in my ear (while trying to resist the urge to take a bite). im Robert's one true love. Sorry, Bella! Yea get over it bella ! sorry other girls and all the 4tnz girls but it is treu i am here 2 stay and rob is so mine ! sorry again but it is so trur ! you girls can have (uhhhh >:p) jacob/taylor ! but rob = mine ! ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥⠙¥â™¥â™¥ and sorry Anonymous and red roses and all the others but rob is so mine !

 
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MRS. TAYLOR LAUTNER Sweet and smokin': That's a deadly combination! And wolfy Taylor Lautner's got it all, including a killer smile to boot. If you can tame his inner wild beast, he'll be yours forever. Owwww-ooooooo-ooo-! (That's our lame attempt at howling, BTW.) See Cassidy my myspace name suits me well!! haha

 
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ohhhhhhh yes Mrs Robert Pattinson!!! He's THE man!!!!!!!

 
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Ooh yess!! MRS. TAYLOR LAUTNER Sweet and smokin': That's a deadly combination! And wolfy Taylor Lautner's got it all, including a killer smile to boot. If you can tame his inner wild beast, he'll be yours forever. Owwww-ooooooo-ooo-! (That's our lame attempt at howling, BTW.)

 
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move over al you ex wife's im hear to stay Mrs.Robert Pattinson love this quiz lol lol

 
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MRS. TAYLOR LAUTNER MOVE OVER GIRLS HE IS MINE YOU GOT ROBERT PATTINSON

 
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MRS. ROBERT PATTINSON Does it get any cuter than Edward Cullen himself? The face, the hair, the sweet nothings as he whispers in your ear (while trying to resist the urge to take a bite). You're Robert's one true love. Sorry, Bella!