11 months ago

Who's Your Future "Twilight" Husband?

1. Here's a secret: I like a rockin bod. My fave?

  • Muscles that have their own muscles
  • Tall, pale and handsome
  • Strong arms. The better for hugging me with!

2. Shh! Don’t tell anyone… I like to read. My guy's book choice:

  • "Total Gym Instruction Manual" by Chuck Norris
  • The Classic Shakespeare Collection
  • "Teen Wolf: The Novel"

3. It's important my guy knows me inside and out. Mine:

  • Thinks I love Power Bars as much as he does
  • Has known me since I was little (I baked him mud pies)
  • Always knows what I'm thinking! (Hello? Kiss me already!)

4. Are you a day person or a night person?

  • Day! Need my rays, people.
  • Night all the way! That's when the REAL action happens.
  • In-between. But in the morning, I'm a monster.

5. Do you dig hairy guys?

  • Um, no. I like them smooth as a seal!
  • Some peach fuzz on the cheek could be cute.
  • Bring on the wolfmen!

6. Say it... out loud:

  • Um, hottie?
  • Vampire! Duh...
  • Werewolf! I like to be different...

MRS. KELLAN LUTZ

The strong, silent type: That's your man! Kellan's got a majorly hot bod, but he's more than just a pretty face. He's Edward Cullen's older bro Emmett. Which means you'd be marrying into vampire royalty! You can fang us later...

MRS. ROBERT PATTINSON

Does it get any cuter than Edward Cullen himself? The face, the hair, the sweet nothings as he whispers in your ear (while trying to resist the urge to take a bite). You're Robert's one true love. Sorry, Bella!

MRS. TAYLOR LAUTNER

Sweet and smokin': That's a deadly combination! And wolfy Taylor Lautner's got it all, including a killer smile to boot. If you can tame his inner wild beast, he'll be yours forever. Owwww-ooooooo-ooo-! (That's our lame attempt at howling, BTW.)

 
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mis taylor lautner all the way people.

 
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Funny think is i love love love taylor

 
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Mrs. Tay lautner!!! tays perfection:P

 
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Mrs. taylor lautner!! all the wayyyy

 
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MRS. TAYLOR LAUTNER Sweet and smokin': That's a deadly combination! And wolfy Taylor Lautner's got it all, including a killer smile to boot. If you can tame his inner wild beast, he'll be yours forever. Owwww-ooooooo-ooo-! (That's our lame attempt at howling, BTW.)

 
 
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MRS. TAYLOR LAUTNER Sweet and smokin': That's a deadly combination! And wolfy Taylor Lautner's got it all, including a killer smile to boot. If you can tame his inner wild beast, he'll be yours forever. Owwww-ooooooo-ooo-! (That's our lame attempt at howling, BTW.)

 
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robert ♥

 
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MRS. ROBERT PATTINSON yeah! i love robert and my crush looks a lot like him.

 
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MRS. TAYLOR LAUTNER Sweet and smokin': That's a deadly combination! And wolfy Taylor Lautner's got it all, including a killer smile to boot. If you can tame his inner wild beast, he'll be yours forever. Owwww-ooooooo-ooo-! (That's our lame attempt at howling, BTW.)

 
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MRS. ROBERT PATTINSON Does it get any cuter than Edward Cullen himself? The face, the hair, the sweet nothings as he whispers in your ear (while trying to resist the urge to take a bite). You're Robert's one true love. Sorry, Bella! haha! i looooooooooooooooove robert

 
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MRS. ROBERT PATTINSON Does it get any cuter than Edward Cullen himself? The face, the hair, the sweet nothings as he whispers in your ear (while trying to resist the urge to take a bite). You're Robert's one true love. Sorry, Bella! YUM EE lol

 
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MRS. TAYLOR LAUTNER

 
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MRS. TAYLOR LAUTNER Sweet and smokin': That's a deadly combination! And wolfy Taylor Lautner's got it all, including a killer smile to boot. If you can tame his inner wild beast, he'll be yours forever. Owwww-ooooooo-ooo-! (That's our lame attempt at howling, BTW.)

 
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MRS. TAYLOR LAUTNER Sweet and smokin': That's a deadly combination! And wolfy Taylor Lautner's got it all, including a killer smile to boot. If you can tame his inner wild beast, he'll be yours forever. Owwww-ooooooo-ooo-! (That's our lame attempt at howling, BTW.)

 
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OMT..I DO THIS QUIZ EVERY WEEK!! I DID IT LAST WEEK AND THEN TWO WEEKS AGO!! ;P

 
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MRS. TAYLOR LAUTNER Sweet and smokin': That's a deadly combination! And wolfy Taylor Lautner's got it all, including a killer smile to boot. If you can tame his inner wild beast, he'll be yours forever. Owwww-ooooooo-ooo-! (That's our lame attempt at howling, BTW.) OOOH YEAH

 
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MRS. ROBERT PATTINSON :) Does it get any cuter than Edward Cullen Himself? The face, the hair, the sweet nothings as he whispers in your ear (while trying to resist the urge to take a bite). Your Robert's one true love. Sorry Bella! YAY lol just what i wanted i would rather ROB than EDWARD but i LOOOOOOOOOOVE them both!!<3

 
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MRS. ROBERT PATTINSON Does it get any cuter than Edward Cullen himself? The face, the hair, the sweet nothings as he whispers in your ear (while trying to resist the urge to take a bite). You're Robert's one true love. Sorry, Bella! lol shes married to EDWARD not ROB but both is good, very good. HEAVEN actually,

 
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Mrs. R-PATTZ.

 
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MRS. KELLAN LUTZ The strong, silent type: That's your man! Kellan's got a majorly hot bod, but he's more than just a pretty face. He's Edward Cullen's older bro Emmett. Which means you'd be marrying into vampire royalty! You can fang us later... BACK OFF EMMETT LUVRS (that means u, Mrs. Emmett McCarty!), he's MINE!!!!

 
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"MRS. ROBERT PATTINSON Does it get any cuter than Edward Cullen himself? The face, the hair, the sweet nothings as he whispers in your ear (while trying to resist the urge to take a bite). You're Robert's one true love. Sorry, Bella!" Hello?! isn't it obvious? I LOVE HIM!

 
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Mrs.Kellan Lutz baby!!!!!! i totally knew it so girls BACK OFF or ill get james to track u he he he

 
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im mrs lautner!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!! back off girls taylor lautner is TOTALLY I REPEAT TOTALLY MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!

 
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im mrs lautner!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!! back off girls taylor lautner is TOTALLY I REPEAT TOTALLY MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!

 
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im mrs lautner!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!! back off girls taylor lautner is TOTALLY I REPEAT TOTALLY MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!

 
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im mrs lautner!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!! back off girls taylor lautner is TOTALLY I REPEAT TOTALLY MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!

 
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MRS. TAYLOR LAUTNER Sweet and smokin': That's a deadly combination! And wolfy Taylor Lautner's got it all, including a killer smile to boot. If you can tame his inner wild beast, he'll be yours forever.

 
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mrs taylor lautner!!

 
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YAY MRS.ROBERT PATTINSON!!<333 i luv u hubby!!

 
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oh yea i got MRS. ROBERT PATTINSON!!! I LUV U MY COLD DEAD SPARKLING VAMPIRE!!!!!!!!

 
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hi i love jacob

 
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yes i got MRS. ROBERT PATTINSON and if anyone else gets MRS. ROBERT PATTINSON u r gonna pay big time cuz hes mine all mine so back off

 
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im MRS.LAUTNER IT WOULD PROB. BE SO AWESOME 2 MARRY TAYLOR HE SEEMS TO HAVE A AWESOME PERSONALITY! I LIKE DORKY/FUN GUYS BUT IDK IF HE IS? ANYWAYS TAYLOR STILL ROCKS U TO KELLAN ROB (???)

 
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"MRS. ROBERT PATTINSON Does it get any cuter than Edward Cullen himself? The face, the hair, the sweet nothings as he whispers in your ear (while trying to resist the urge to take a bite). You're Robert's one true love. Sorry, Bella!" Weeeee!

 
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MRS. TAYLOR LAUTNER WATCH OUT GIRLS IM DA REAL MRS.L. RUBY LAUTNER!!!!!! HES ALL MINE!!!!!

 
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I'm Mrs. Robert Pattinson, but I think he's too pale for me.

 
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taylor is so hot but i love kellan lutz

 
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MRS. ROBERT PATTINSON Does it get any cuter than Edward Cullen himself? The face, the hair, the sweet nothings as he whispers in your ear (while trying to resist the urge to take a bite). You're Robert's one true love. Sorry, Bella! Yes!!!!!!!! Im Mrs. Pattinson!!!!!!

 
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No matter what I press, I keep getting Robert Pattinson!! He is okay, But I sooo want Kellan!!!

 
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MRS. ROBERT PATTINSON!! That is sooo awesome!!! I was really hoping it would be Kellan Lutz. He is soooo HOT!!!!

 
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MRS. ROBERT PATTINSON Does it get any cuter than Edward Cullen himself? The face, the hair, the sweet nothings as he whispers in your ear (while trying to resist the urge to take a bite). You're Robert's one true love. Sorry, Bella! I just wish it could be true!!! SIGH! ;( <3

 
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oh yeah i got taylor (L)

 
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Its so hard to get Kellan Lutz.......Mrs Rob Pattison

 
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no matter what anwers i put i get robber ... i hate him i want taylor :(

 
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haha im mrs.robert pattison oo and he is soo cute

 
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MRS. TAYLOR LAUTNER Sweet and smokin': That's a deadly combination! And wolfy Taylor Lautner's got it all, including a killer smile to boot. If you can tame his inner wild beast, he'll be yours forever. Owwww-ooooooo-ooo-! (That's our lame attempt at howling, BTW.)

 
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MRS. TAYLOR LAUTNER Sweet and smokin': That's a deadly combination! And wolfy Taylor Lautner's got it all, including a killer smile to boot. If you can tame his inner wild beast, he'll be yours forever. Owwww-ooooooo-ooo-! (That's our lame attempt at howling, BTW.)

 
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Mrs.Robert Pattinson oh yeah

 
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Mrs. Taylor Lautner . <3 mmh, I wish . :D

 
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dude i did this 2 weeks ago!!!!