11 months ago

Who's Your Future "Twilight" Husband?

1. Here's a secret: I like a rockin bod. My fave?

  • Muscles that have their own muscles
  • Tall, pale and handsome
  • Strong arms. The better for hugging me with!

2. Shh! Don’t tell anyone… I like to read. My guy's book choice:

  • "Total Gym Instruction Manual" by Chuck Norris
  • The Classic Shakespeare Collection
  • "Teen Wolf: The Novel"

3. It's important my guy knows me inside and out. Mine:

  • Thinks I love Power Bars as much as he does
  • Has known me since I was little (I baked him mud pies)
  • Always knows what I'm thinking! (Hello? Kiss me already!)

4. Are you a day person or a night person?

  • Day! Need my rays, people.
  • Night all the way! That's when the REAL action happens.
  • In-between. But in the morning, I'm a monster.

5. Do you dig hairy guys?

  • Um, no. I like them smooth as a seal!
  • Some peach fuzz on the cheek could be cute.
  • Bring on the wolfmen!

6. Say it... out loud:

  • Um, hottie?
  • Vampire! Duh...
  • Werewolf! I like to be different...

MRS. KELLAN LUTZ

The strong, silent type: That's your man! Kellan's got a majorly hot bod, but he's more than just a pretty face. He's Edward Cullen's older bro Emmett. Which means you'd be marrying into vampire royalty! You can fang us later...

MRS. ROBERT PATTINSON

Does it get any cuter than Edward Cullen himself? The face, the hair, the sweet nothings as he whispers in your ear (while trying to resist the urge to take a bite). You're Robert's one true love. Sorry, Bella!

MRS. TAYLOR LAUTNER

Sweet and smokin': That's a deadly combination! And wolfy Taylor Lautner's got it all, including a killer smile to boot. If you can tame his inner wild beast, he'll be yours forever. Owwww-ooooooo-ooo-! (That's our lame attempt at howling, BTW.)

 
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MRS. ROBERT PATTINSON Does it get any cuter than Edward Cullen himself? The face, the hair, the sweet nothings as he whispers in your ear (while trying to resist the urge to take a bite). You're Robert's one true love. Sorry, Bella!

 
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Mrs.Taylor Lautner!!!!heck yess!!<3<3;)

 
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...ehem..wherez jaspper?

 
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MRS. ROBERT PATTINSON Does it get any cuter than Edward Cullen himself? The face, the hair, the sweet nothings as he whispers in your ear (while trying to resist the urge to take a bite). You're Robert's one true love. Sorry, Bella!I LOVE ROB !!HES MINE!!! BACK OFF!!!!GRRRRRRRRRRRR

 
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MRS. ROBERT PATTINSON i knew it oove you rob

 
 
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Mrs. Taylor Lautner! ya! <3

 
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MRS. ROBERT PATTINSON Does it get any cuter than Edward Cullen himself? The face, the hair, the sweet nothings as he whispers in your ear (while trying to resist the urge to take a bite). You're Robert's one true love. Sorry, Bella!

 
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Mrs.Robert Pattinson!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!

 
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okay edward IS WAY HOTTER then robert pattinson

 
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MRS. ROBERT PATTINSON! of course! what else could it be?! I DO LOVE YOU ROBERT!!! <3<3<3 sorry girls and kristen he is totally MINE!!!

 
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MRS. TAYLOR LAUTNER #%$&TEAM JACOB#%$&

 
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MRS. ROBERT PATTINSON Does it get any cuter than Edward Cullen himself? The face, the hair, the sweet nothings as he whispers in your ear (while trying to resist the urge to take a bite). You're Robert's one true love. Sorry, Bella! yah... sorry bella n kristen he's mine...

 
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MRS. TAYLOR LAUTNER Sweet and smokin': That's a deadly combination! And wolfy Taylor Lautner's got it all, including a killer smile to boot. If you can tame his inner wild beast, he'll be yours forever. Owwww-ooooooo-ooo-! (That's our lame attempt at howling, BTW.)

 
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MRS. ROBERT PATTINSON Does it get any cuter than Edward Cullen himself? The face, the hair, the sweet nothings as he whispers in your ear (while trying to resist the urge to take a bite). You're Robert's one true love. Sorry, Bella!

 
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MRS. TAYLOR LAUTNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay

 
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MRS.Talor Lautner and of course i'm a werewolve F-R-E-A-K!!!

 
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eeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww w.......mrs. robert pattinson GROSS!!!!!!!! HE IS SO UGLY

 
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MRS. ROBERT PATTINSON Does it get any cuter than Edward Cullen himself? The face, the hair, the sweet nothings as he whispers in your ear (while trying to resist the urge to take a bite). You're Robert's one true love. Sorry, Bella!

 
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YAY MRS TAYLOR LAUTNER

 
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O YEA MRS.ROBERT PATTINSON! I LUV HIM!!!!!!!!!!! HE IS THE HOTTEST MAN/VAMPIRE IN THE WHOLE ENTIRE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE MAKES ME SWOON!!!!!!!!!!1

 
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MRS.ROBERT PATTINSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!

 
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oooooooooooooooooowwwwwww wwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!

 
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MRS. TAYLOR LAUTNER Sweet and smokin': That's a deadly combination! And wolfy Taylor Lautner's got it all, including a killer smile to boot. If you can tame his inner wild beast, he'll be yours forever. Owwww-ooooooo-ooo-! (That's our lame attempt at howling, BTW.) YESSSS!!! I LUV TAYLOR!!! (:

 
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MRS. TAYLOR LAUTNER Sweet and smokin': That's a deadly combination! And wolfy Taylor Lautner's got it all, including a killer smile to boot. If you can tame his inner wild beast, he'll be yours forever. Owwww-ooooooo-ooo-! (That's our lame attempt at howling, BTW.)

 
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lollz have you read myy name?!?!?!?!

 
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MRS. TAYLOR LAUTNER Sweet and smokin': That's a deadly combination! And wolfy Taylor Lautner's got it all, including a killer smile to boot. If you can tame his inner wild beast, he'll be yours forever. Owwww-ooooooo-ooo-! (That's our lame attempt at howling, BTW.)

 
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BLOOD RELATIVE! Psst… hey… we know your secret… now show us your bite marks! Seriously, you are totes a member of the Forks Coven (Alice, Edward, everybody!). You've got the looks, the brains, the smarts, everything! Now just don't take a nibble when we’re not looking, you’re only into animal blood YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!

 
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MRS. ROBERT PATTINSON Does it get any cuter than Edward Cullen himself? The face, the hair, the sweet nothings as he whispers in your ear (while trying to resist the urge to take a bite). You're Robert's one true love. Sorry, Bella!

 
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Sweet and smokin': That's a deadly combination! And wolfy Taylor Lautner's got it all, including a killer smile to boot. If you can tame his inner wild beast, he'll be yours forever. YAY!! TAYLOR, I LOVE YOU!!

 
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MRS. ROBERT PATTINSON Does it get any cuter than Edward Cullen himself? The face, the hair, the sweet nothings as he whispers in your ear (while trying to resist the urge to take a bite). You're Robert's one true love. Sorry, Bella!

 
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MRS. ROBERT PATTINSON Does it get any cuter than Edward Cullen himself? The face, the hair, the sweet nothings as he whispers in your ear (while trying to resist the urge to take a bite). You're Robert's one true love. Sorry, Bella! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY

 
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Mrs.Taylor Lautner oh yeah i am so glad I did not get robert fattinson

 
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mrs. taylor lautner whoo i like that name

 
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ITS TRUE I AM GONNA MARRY TAYLOR LAUTNER! (TOOK THE QUIZ GOT TAYLOR LAUTNER)

 
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mrs. robert pattinson. yay!!

 
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i got rob this time!!!! it is so true even beound true! not to be dramatic srry

 
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ewwwww i hate taylor

 
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yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!! mrs.tayor lautner!!!!!!!!!!

 
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MRS. TAYLOR LAUTNER Sweet and smokin': That's a deadly combination! And wolfy Taylor Lautner's got it all, including a killer smile to boot. If you can tame his inner wild beast, he'll be yours forever. Owwww-ooooooo-ooo-! (That's our lame attempt at howling, BTW.)

 
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YAY!!! MRS TAYLOR LAUTNER!! OF COURSE!!

 
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MRS. TAYLOR LAUTNER Sweet and smokin': That's a deadly combination! And wolfy Taylor Lautner's got it all, including a killer smile to boot. If you can tame his inner wild beast, he'll be yours forever. Owwww-ooooooo-ooo-! (That's our lame attempt at howling, BTW.) YESSS! I love Taylor srry Renesmee

 
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MRS. TAYLOR LAUTNER Sweet and smokin': That's a deadly combination! And wolfy Taylor Lautner's got it all, including a killer smile to boot. If you can tame his inner wild beast, he'll be yours forever. Owwww-ooooooo-ooo-! (That's our lame attempt at howling, BTW.) AWESOME! hes soooo hot!! ♥

 
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MRS. ROBERT PATTINSON Sorry, Bella!

 
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MRS. KELLAN LUTZ!!!! SORRY, ROSALIE!!!! I <3 KELLAN!!! SO HOT!

 
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MRS. ROBERT PATTINSON! OH YEAH!!!! OME YESHH! now, Bella, wants me now...go cry to Jacob. you can HAVE him!~

 
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MRS.ROBERT PATTINSON!!!!! SUCKS 4 U BELLA!!!!!!!!!!!!

 
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MRS.ROBERT PATTINSON!! TAKE THAT BELLA!!

 
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MRS. TAYLOR LAUTNER Sweet and smokin': That's a deadly combination! And wolfy Taylor Lautner's got it all, including a killer smile to boot. If you can tame his inner wild beast, he'll be yours forever. Owwww-ooooooo-ooo-! (That's our lame attempt at howling, BTW.) Yay im so happy i was hoing i'll get taylor, hes totally awesome xD

 
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MRS. ROBERT PATTINSON Does it get any cuter than Edward Cullen himself? The face, the hair, the sweet nothings as he whispers in your ear (while trying to resist the urge to take a bite). You're Robert's one true love. Sorry, Bella!

 
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Mrs.Robert Pattinson! i v0ted f0r him...c0z' he is cute..duh!!! aNd hE iS s0 d0wN 2 eArTh!!!