11 months ago

Who's Your Future "Twilight" Husband?

1. Here's a secret: I like a rockin bod. My fave?

  • Muscles that have their own muscles
  • Tall, pale and handsome
  • Strong arms. The better for hugging me with!

2. Shh! Don’t tell anyone… I like to read. My guy's book choice:

  • "Total Gym Instruction Manual" by Chuck Norris
  • The Classic Shakespeare Collection
  • "Teen Wolf: The Novel"

3. It's important my guy knows me inside and out. Mine:

  • Thinks I love Power Bars as much as he does
  • Has known me since I was little (I baked him mud pies)
  • Always knows what I'm thinking! (Hello? Kiss me already!)

4. Are you a day person or a night person?

  • Day! Need my rays, people.
  • Night all the way! That's when the REAL action happens.
  • In-between. But in the morning, I'm a monster.

5. Do you dig hairy guys?

  • Um, no. I like them smooth as a seal!
  • Some peach fuzz on the cheek could be cute.
  • Bring on the wolfmen!

6. Say it... out loud:

  • Um, hottie?
  • Vampire! Duh...
  • Werewolf! I like to be different...

MRS. KELLAN LUTZ

The strong, silent type: That's your man! Kellan's got a majorly hot bod, but he's more than just a pretty face. He's Edward Cullen's older bro Emmett. Which means you'd be marrying into vampire royalty! You can fang us later...

MRS. ROBERT PATTINSON

Does it get any cuter than Edward Cullen himself? The face, the hair, the sweet nothings as he whispers in your ear (while trying to resist the urge to take a bite). You're Robert's one true love. Sorry, Bella!

MRS. TAYLOR LAUTNER

Sweet and smokin': That's a deadly combination! And wolfy Taylor Lautner's got it all, including a killer smile to boot. If you can tame his inner wild beast, he'll be yours forever. Owwww-ooooooo-ooo-! (That's our lame attempt at howling, BTW.)

 
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MRS. TAYLOR LAUTNER Sweet and smokin': That's a deadly combination! And wolfy Taylor Lautner's got it all, including a killer smile to boot. If you can tame his inner wild beast, he'll be yours forever. Owwww-ooooooo-ooo-! (That's our lame attempt at howling, BTW.)

 
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can't choose hey are all so hot

 
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mrs. robert pattinson!

 
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MRS. TAYLOR LAUTNER Sweet and smokin': That's a deadly combination! And wolfy Taylor Lautner's got it all, including a killer smile to boot. If you can tame his inner wild beast, he'll be yours forever. Owwww-ooooooo-ooo-! (That's our lame attempt at howling, BTW.)

 
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MRS. TAYLOR LAUTNER Sweet and smokin': That's a deadly combination! And wolfy Taylor Lautner's got it all, including a killer smile to boot. If you can tame his inner wild beast, he'll be yours forever. Owwww-ooooooo-ooo-! (That's our lame attempt at howling, BTW.)

 
 
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MRS. TAYLOR LAUTNER Sweet and smokin': That's a deadly combination! And wolfy Taylor Lautner's got it all, including a killer smile to boot. If you can tame his inner wild beast, he'll be yours forever. Owwww-ooooooo-ooo-! (That's our lame attempt at howling, BTW.)

 
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YES YES YES YES YYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAA

 
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STAY AWAY FROM TAYLOR HE MINE HE IS MY ONE TRUE LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!

 
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MRS.TAYLOR LAUTNER!OMG!!!NOBODYS TAKING HIM AWAY FROM ME!HES MINE ONLY!!UNDERSTOOD?

 
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Stay Away! Taylor's mine.I'll come to your house.

 
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MRS.TAYLOR LAUTNER! oh my lord he's a QT

 
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MRS. ROBERT PATTINSON Does it get any cuter than Edward Cullen himself? The face, the hair, the sweet nothings as he whispers in your ear (while trying to resist the urge to take a bite). You're Robert's one true love. Sorry, Bella!

 
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miss lautner you can call me

 
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It's m agian. i retook the test and got....... MRS. TAYLOR LAUTNER!!!!!! AWESOME!

 
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I CAN'T BELEVE I GOT MRS. ROBERT PATTINSON!I'M DOING THE TEST AGIAN!

 
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YEAH MRS. TALYOR LAUTNER!!

 
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You're Robert's one true love. Sorry, Bella! :P

 
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MRS. TAYLOR LAUTNER Sweet and smokin': That's a deadly combination! And wolfy Taylor Lautner's got it all, including a killer smile to boot. If you can tame his inner wild beast, he'll be yours forever. Owwww-ooooooo-ooo-! (That's our lame attempt at howling, BTW.)

 
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i get MRS.TAYLOR LAUNTNER

 
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iam mrs.taylor lautner.and his #1 fan,i made a club and know everything about him.BTW,no one owns him.he is HAWT

 
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MRS. ROBERT PATTINSON Does it get any cuter than Edward Cullen himself? The face, the hair, the sweet nothings as he whispers in your ear (while trying to resist the urge to take a bite). You're Robert's one true love. Sorry, Bella!

 
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mrs robert pattinson but i LOVEEEEEE Kellan!!!!! yeah babe!! :P

 
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ROBERT AND TAYLOR R THE HOTTEST GUY EVER

 
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I am now MRS.PATTINSON

 
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WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOO MRS. ROBERT PATTINSON!!♥

 
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i own tayor l im his #1 fan bithes stay away

 
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AGH OH NO I GOT ROBERT PATTINSON HE IS CREEPY AND UGLY I GET SCARED WHEN I SEE HIM

 
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MRS. ROBERT PATTINSON Does it get any cuter than Edward Cullen himself? The face, the hair, the sweet nothings as he whispers in your ear (while trying to resist the urge to take a bite). You're Robert's one true love. Sorry, Bella! YAY!

 
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MRS. TAYLOR LAUTNER Sweet and smokin': That's a deadly combination! And wolfy Taylor Lautner's got it all, including a killer smile to boot. If you can tame his inner wild beast, he'll be yours forever. Owwww-ooooooo-ooo-! (That's our lame attempt at howling, BTW.) back off biches

 
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MRS. TAYLOR LAUTNER Sweet and smokin': That's a deadly combination! And wolfy Taylor Lautner's got it all, including a killer smile to boot. If you can tame his inner wild beast, he'll be yours forever. Owwww-ooooooo-ooo-! (That's our lame attempt at howling, BTW.)

 
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TAYLOR IS ALL MINE!!!!!! ~ I LOVE HIM ~ <3

 
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MRS. TAYLOR LAUTNER Sweet and smokin': That's a deadly combination! And wolfy Taylor Lautner's got it all, including a killer smile to boot. If you can tame his inner wild beast, he'll be yours forever. Owwww-ooooooo-ooo-! (That's our lame attempt at howling, BTW.)

 
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MRS. TAYLOR LAUTNER ahhhh yes taylor is so hot yess!!!!! i love him so much !!! :) <3 <3

 
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mrs r patz ... lol

 
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I'm Mrs.Pattinson/Cullen! I LOVE ROB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!! ROB IS MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:-)

 
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MRS. ROBERT PATTINSON Does it get any cuter than Edward Cullen himself? The face, the hair, the sweet nothings as he whispers in your ear (while trying to resist the urge to take a bite). You're Robert's one true love. Sorry, Bella!

 
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SORRY GIRL IM MRZ.PATTINSON OKAY I LOVE HIM

 
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MRS. TAYLOR LAUTNER Sweet and smokin': That's a deadly combination! And wolfy Taylor Lautner's got it all, including a killer smile to boot. If you can tame his inner wild beast, he'll be yours forever. Owwww-ooooooo-ooo-! (That's our lame attempt at howling, BTW.) Saweet!!!

 
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Sorry, Bella! Rob is for me ;)

 
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MRS. ROBERT PATTINSON!!

 
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mrs.Robert pattinson no surprise sorry girls he is MINE

 
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MRS. TAYLOR LAUTNER Sweet and smokin': That's a deadly combination! And wolfy Taylor Lautner's got it all, including a killer smile to boot. If you can tame his inner wild beast, he'll be yours forever. Owwww-ooooooo-ooo-! (That's our lame attempt at howling, BTW.)

 
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Mrs. Taylor Lautner!!!!! Love Him

 
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MRS. ROBERT PATTINSON Does it get any cuter than Edward Cullen himself? The face, the hair, the sweet nothings as he whispers in your ear (while trying to resist the urge to take a bite). You're Robert's one true love. Sorry, Bella!

 
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MRS. ROBERT PATTINSON!!! OH YEAH!!!

 
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im MRS.ROBERT PATTISON BIOTCHEZ SO BACK OFF!!!!(:

 
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Mrs. Robert Pattinson, cool!!!(:

 
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Mrs. Robert Pattinson, cool!!!(:

 
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MRS. ROBERT PATTINSON Does it get any cuter than Edward Cullen himself? The face, the hair, the sweet nothings as he whispers in your ear (while trying to resist the urge to take a bite). You're Robert's one true love. Sorry, Bella! OMG I love Rob!:]

 
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OMG FUNNY! This is a true thing that happens! Its not a chain letter! It's kinda scary at first but it really works!! Paste this message into 3 comments and prest ALT F1 and your crushes name will appear on the screen!!! It's so weird!