11 months ago

Who's Your Future "Twilight" Husband?

1. Here's a secret: I like a rockin bod. My fave?

  • Muscles that have their own muscles
  • Tall, pale and handsome
  • Strong arms. The better for hugging me with!

2. Shh! Don’t tell anyone… I like to read. My guy's book choice:

  • "Total Gym Instruction Manual" by Chuck Norris
  • The Classic Shakespeare Collection
  • "Teen Wolf: The Novel"

3. It's important my guy knows me inside and out. Mine:

  • Thinks I love Power Bars as much as he does
  • Has known me since I was little (I baked him mud pies)
  • Always knows what I'm thinking! (Hello? Kiss me already!)

4. Are you a day person or a night person?

  • Day! Need my rays, people.
  • Night all the way! That's when the REAL action happens.
  • In-between. But in the morning, I'm a monster.

5. Do you dig hairy guys?

  • Um, no. I like them smooth as a seal!
  • Some peach fuzz on the cheek could be cute.
  • Bring on the wolfmen!

6. Say it... out loud:

  • Um, hottie?
  • Vampire! Duh...
  • Werewolf! I like to be different...

MRS. KELLAN LUTZ

The strong, silent type: That's your man! Kellan's got a majorly hot bod, but he's more than just a pretty face. He's Edward Cullen's older bro Emmett. Which means you'd be marrying into vampire royalty! You can fang us later...

MRS. ROBERT PATTINSON

Does it get any cuter than Edward Cullen himself? The face, the hair, the sweet nothings as he whispers in your ear (while trying to resist the urge to take a bite). You're Robert's one true love. Sorry, Bella!

MRS. TAYLOR LAUTNER

Sweet and smokin': That's a deadly combination! And wolfy Taylor Lautner's got it all, including a killer smile to boot. If you can tame his inner wild beast, he'll be yours forever. Owwww-ooooooo-ooo-! (That's our lame attempt at howling, BTW.)

 
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MRS. ROBERT PATTINSON Does it get any cuter than Edward Cullen himself? The face, the hair, the sweet nothings as he whispers in your ear (while trying to resist the urge to take a bite). You're Robert's one true love. Sorry, Bella!

 
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MRS. ROBERT PATTINSON OH Emm GEE!!!!! YAYAYAYAY!!!!!!!I LOVE U ROBERT PATTINSON!!?!?!?!♥

 
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MRS. TAYLOR LAUTNER WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO he is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOT

 
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MRS.TAYLOR LAUTNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I FREAKIN LOVE HIM HES GOING TO BE MINE FOREVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER.........ECT.

 
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MRS.ROBERT PATTINSON! I LOVE HIM!

 
 
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mrs.taylor lautner!!

 
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Mrs. Robert Paittinson all the way!!!!!!!!!

 
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Mrs. Edward Cullen all the way!

 
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MRS. ROBERT PATTINSON Does it get any cuter than Edward Cullen himself? The face, the hair, the sweet nothings as he whispers in your ear (while trying to resist the urge to take a bite). You're Robert's one true love. Sorry, Bella! YUMMMMMMMMMMMY< 3

 
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MRS. TAYLOR LAUTNER Sweet and smokin': That's a deadly combination! And wolfy Taylor Lautner's got it all, including a killer smile to boot. If you can tame his inner wild beast, he'll be yours forever. Owwww-ooooooo-ooo-! (That's our lame attempt at howling, BTW.) Take It Again!

 
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robert yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 
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mmmmmmmmrrrrrrrrrrrrrssss ssssss........rrrrrrrrr-- ------ppppppaaaaatttttttt tzzzzzzzzzzz

 
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MRS. ROBERT PATTINSON Does it get any cuter than Edward Cullen himself? The face, the hair, the sweet nothings as he whispers in your ear (while trying to resist the urge to take a bite). You're Robert's one true love. Sorry, Bella! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEESSS!!!! My future husband!! Gawd, dosent he just make you drool????? Mrs.Pattinson =) xOxOx

 
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MRS. TAYLOR LAUTNER Sweet and smokin': That's a deadly combination! And wolfy Taylor Lautner's got it all, including a killer smile to boot. If you can tame his inner wild beast, he'll be yours forever. Owwww-ooooooo-ooo-! (That's our lame attempt at howling, BTW.) I soooooooo knew it was meant to be . . .

 
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MRS. TAYLOR LAUTNER Sweet and smokin': That's a deadly combination! And wolfy Taylor Lautner's got it all, including a killer smile to boot. If you can tame his inner wild beast, he'll be yours forever. Owwww-ooooooo-ooo-! (That's our lame attempt at howling, BTW.)

 
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mrs.taylor lautner. i love taylor lautner, but hate jacob black, his character. and i sorta like robert pattinson, except when he's edward, when i loveeeeeeeeeeee him. so in a way i'm kinda like switzerland

 
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cool i am mrs.robert pattinson that is awsome man i think that robert is so hot man

 
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Does it get any cuter than Edward Cullen himself? The face, the hair, the sweet nothings as he whispers in your ear (while trying to resist the urge to take a bite). You're Robert's one true love. Sorry, Bella!

 
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MRS. TAYLOR LAUTNER Sweet and smokin': That's a deadly combination! And wolfy Taylor Lautner's got it all, including a killer smile to boot. If you can tame his inner wild beast, he'll be yours forever. Owwww-ooooooo-ooo-! (That's our lame attempt at howling, BTW.) That's right me n Taylor r meant 2 b 2gehtheir!!! what!

 
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MRS. ROBERT PATTINSON Does it get any cuter than Edward Cullen himself? The face, the hair, the sweet nothings as he whispers in your ear (while trying to resist the urge to take a bite). You're Robert's one true love. Sorry, Bella!

 
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MRS. ROBERT PATTINSON Does it get any cuter than Edward Cullen himself? The face, the hair, the sweet nothings as he whispers in your ear (while trying to resist the urge to take a bite). You're Robert's one true love. Sorry, Bella!

 
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MRS. ROBERT PATTINSON Does it get any cuter than Edward Cullen himself? The face, the hair, the sweet nothings as he whispers in your ear (while trying to resist the urge to take a bite). You're Robert's one true love. Sorry, Bella!

 
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Mrs,RobertPattinson right here ladies <3

 
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MRS. TAYLOR LAUTNER!!!I KNEW THAT I WOULD GET THAT!!!(I DID NOT CHEAT!!!)IT JUST PROVES THAT WE ARE PERFECT FOR EACH OTHER!!!!WHAT BOW LADIES?!!

 
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MRS. TAYLOR LUTNER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAA STIL LOVE OYU EDWAERD AND EMMETT

 
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Werewolves rockkkkkkkkkk!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 
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TAYLOR!!!

 
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Of Course MRS. ROBERT PATTINSON!!!!Does it get any cuter than Edward Cullen himself?The face, the hair, the sweet nothings as he whispers in your ear (while trying to resist the urge to take a bite). You're Robert's one true love. Sorry, Bella!

 
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MRS. ROBERT PATTINSON Does it get any cuter than Edward Cullen himself? The face, the hair, the sweet nothings as he whispers in your ear (while trying to resist the urge to take a bite). You're Robert's one true love. Sorry, Bella!

 
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MRS.TAYLOR LAUTNER!!! YAYA!! I luv him SOOOO much!! he is so HOT!!

 
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Oh yeah:) LOL!AHHHHHH! Mrs.K ellan Lutz! Just what I needed:) Or like in HSM-What I've been looking for Gosh,what did I said...I got crazy...maybe it's better

 
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MRS. TAYLOR LAUTNER Sweet and smokin': That's a deadly combination! And wolfy Taylor Lautner's got it all, including a killer smile to boot. If you can tame his inner wild beast, he'll be yours forever. Owwww-ooooooo-ooo-! (That's our lame attempt at howling, BTW.) I love taylor!! woo-hoo hes my future husband!!!!! :)

 
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TAYLOR LAUTNER WHOO HOO!! SUCH A HOTTIE!

 
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MRS. ROBERT PATTINSON Does it get any cuter than Edward Cullen himself? The face, the hair, the sweet nothings as he whispers in your ear (while trying to resist the urge to take a bite). You're Robert's one true love. Sorry, Bella!

 
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MRS. TAYLOR LAUTNER Sweet and smokin': That's a deadly combination! And wolfy Taylor Lautner's got it all, including a killer smile to boot. If you can tame his inner wild beast, he'll be yours forever. Owwww-ooooooo-ooo-! (That's our lame attempt at howling, BTW.) FUCK YA! yay lmaoooooo i love him (:

 
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Ha, I also got Robert Pattinson . i love him more than you do. What's up now. Boo Ya!!!!!!

 
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I am Mrs. Robert Pattinson. What up now peeps.

 
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the people look weird!!! let me explain: taylor=just weird!!! R-Patz=drunk!!! Kellan=lobster

 
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MRS. ROBERT PATTINSON Does it get any cuter than Edward Cullen himself? The face, the hair, the sweet nothings as he whispers in your ear (while trying to resist the urge to take a bite). You're Robert's one true love. Sorry, Bella!

 
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On three the one that I would see definitely as my future husband it Emmett Cullen @lias would be Kellan Lutz @lias Monkeyman if he is already took because the first time time when I saw it I follow fall under the spell needs to search why him him first to whom her arrived!xD

 
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MRS. TAYLOR LAUTNER Sweet and smokin': That's a deadly combination! And wolfy Taylor Lautner's got it all, including a killer smile to boot. If you can tame his inner wild beast, he'll be yours forever. Owwww-ooooooo-ooo-! (That's our lame attempt at howling, BTW.) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!

 
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MRS. TAYLOR LAUTNER Sweet and smokin': That's a deadly combination! And wolfy Taylor Lautner's got it all, including a killer smile to boot. If you can tame his inner wild beast, he'll be yours forever. Owwww-ooooooo-ooo-! (That's our lame attempt at howling, BTW.) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!

 
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Huh. I'm Mrs.Taylor Lautner. (Don't pass out, Don't pass out, Don't pass out!!!) AH!!!!!!! YAYYAYAYAYAY!!!

 
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HAHAHAHA I GOT ROBERT PATTINSON hahahahahahahahaha im soooooooo happy i can just screem but my parents will hear me but yaaaaaa i got rob i got rob im so happy u will think im crazy ya ya ya ya ya i am sooo happy

 
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MRS. ROBERT PATTINSON Does it get any cuter than Edward Cullen himself? The face, the hair, the sweet nothings as he whispers in your ear (while trying to resist the urge to take a bite). You're Robert's one true love. Sorry, Bella!

 
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IM MRS. ROBERT PATTINSON....U BETTA RECOGNIZE!!! WHO IS CUTER THAN EDWARD....NOONE DUH

 
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i got TAYlor lautner :) :) :) :)

 
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i'm tying da not wit tay

 
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This really works! Try it out! 1.Say your name 10x 2.Say your mom's name 5x. Say your crush's name 3x. 4. then paste this to 4 other quizzes. If you do, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday. But if you don't you will have very bad luck

 
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the pictures of the guys look silly lol =]