11 months ago

Who's Your Future "Twilight" Husband?

1. Here's a secret: I like a rockin bod. My fave?

  • Muscles that have their own muscles
  • Tall, pale and handsome
  • Strong arms. The better for hugging me with!

2. Shh! Don’t tell anyone… I like to read. My guy's book choice:

  • "Total Gym Instruction Manual" by Chuck Norris
  • The Classic Shakespeare Collection
  • "Teen Wolf: The Novel"

3. It's important my guy knows me inside and out. Mine:

  • Thinks I love Power Bars as much as he does
  • Has known me since I was little (I baked him mud pies)
  • Always knows what I'm thinking! (Hello? Kiss me already!)

4. Are you a day person or a night person?

  • Day! Need my rays, people.
  • Night all the way! That's when the REAL action happens.
  • In-between. But in the morning, I'm a monster.

5. Do you dig hairy guys?

  • Um, no. I like them smooth as a seal!
  • Some peach fuzz on the cheek could be cute.
  • Bring on the wolfmen!

6. Say it... out loud:

  • Um, hottie?
  • Vampire! Duh...
  • Werewolf! I like to be different...

MRS. KELLAN LUTZ

The strong, silent type: That's your man! Kellan's got a majorly hot bod, but he's more than just a pretty face. He's Edward Cullen's older bro Emmett. Which means you'd be marrying into vampire royalty! You can fang us later...

MRS. ROBERT PATTINSON

Does it get any cuter than Edward Cullen himself? The face, the hair, the sweet nothings as he whispers in your ear (while trying to resist the urge to take a bite). You're Robert's one true love. Sorry, Bella!

MRS. TAYLOR LAUTNER

Sweet and smokin': That's a deadly combination! And wolfy Taylor Lautner's got it all, including a killer smile to boot. If you can tame his inner wild beast, he'll be yours forever. Owwww-ooooooo-ooo-! (That's our lame attempt at howling, BTW.)

 
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taylor launter is mine

 
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U r readin tha comment of MRS. ROBERT PATTINSON!!!! Move over bella edward is mine!!!!

 
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OMG I <3 Taylor! Watch out, he is my future hubbie. . .

 
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MRS. TAYLOR LAUTNER Sweet and smokin': That's a deadly combination! And wolfy Taylor Lautner's got it all, including a killer smile to boot. If you can tame his inner wild beast, he'll be yours forever. Owwww-ooooooo-ooo-! (That's our lame attempt at howling, BTW.)

 
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BOOOOOOO-YAAAAAAA!!!! MOVE OVER BELLA, EDWARD IS MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 
 
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MRS. ROBERT PATTINSON Does it get any cuter than Edward Cullen himself? The face, the hair, the sweet nothings as he whispers in your ear (while trying to resist the urge to take a bite). You're Robert's one true love. Sorry, Bella!

 
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MRS. ROBERT PATTINSON Does it get any cuter than Edward Cullen himself? The face, the hair, the sweet nothings as he whispers in your ear (while trying to resist the urge to take a bite). You're Robert's one true love. Sorry, Bella!

 
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MRS. ROBERT PATTINSON Does it get any cuter than Edward Cullen himself? The face, the hair, the sweet nothings as he whispers in your ear (while trying to resist the urge to take a bite). You're Robert's one true love. Sorry, Bella!

 
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Taylor i knew it no-dah

 
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Taylor i knew it no-dah

 
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No! I wanted Emmett!

 
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HAS ANYONE ACTUALLY EVEN GOT EMMETT YET?? I THINK I'VE TRIED EVERY SINGLE COMBINATION I CAN THINK OFF TO GET HIM, IT JUST ISNT HAPPENING!! STUPID QUIZZ IS RIGGED!! AND WHY ISN'T JACKSON INCLUDED, ISNT HE PART OF TWILIGHT??

 
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MRS. TAYLOR LAUTNER Sweet and smokin': That's a deadly combination! And wolfy Taylor Lautner's got it all, including a killer smile to boot. If you can tame his inner wild beast, he'll be yours forever. Owwww-ooooooo-ooo-! (That's our lame attempt at howling, BTW.) yessssssssss

 
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Haha of course I got my own husband. :) MRS. ROBERT PATTINSON Does it get any cuter than Edward Cullen himself? The face, the hair, the sweet nothings as he whispers in your ear (while trying to resist the urge to take a bite). You're Robert's one true love. Sorry, Bella!

 
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MRS. ROBERT PATTINSON! do I always get that?

 
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MRS.TAYLOR LAUTNER!!! YES! I WANTED TAYLOR OR KELLAN!

 
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Mrs.Robert Pattinson!!!!!!!!

 
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MRS. TAYLOR LAUTNER Sweet and smokin': That's a deadly combination! And wolfy Taylor Lautner's got it all, including a killer smile to boot. If you can tame his inner wild beast, he'll be yours forever. Owwww-ooooooo-ooo-! (That's our lame attempt at howling, BTW.)

 
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MRS.ROBERTPETTINSON-REALL Y I WILL MARY HIM WHEN I AM 20 CAUSE UH HE IS A TOTAL HOTTIE.HIS FACE,HAIR,EVERYTHING!BITE ME ROB BITE ME

 
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mrs robert pattison go me!!!

 
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mrs robert pattinson!!!!!!!! o yea!!!!!!

 
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MRS. ROBERT PATTINSON does it get any cuter than edward cullen himself? the face, the hair, the sweet nothings as he whispers in your ear(while trying to resist the urge to take a bite). You're roberts one true love. sorry,bella! HAHA BELLA HES MINE NOW!!!!

 
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Mrs Robert Pattison! WOOOO GO ME! Im going to have a smile on my face al day now... and night!!!

 
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i like tottally love edward cullen!

 
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MRS. ROBERT PATTINSON OK off to bed with huge grin on silly face LOL

 
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I GOT ROB PATTINSON OH YEAH HOW DO U LIKE THAT ANEESAH??!!!!!!!!!!

 
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hi im lauren dawes and i like robbert

 
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I was TAYLOR LAUTNER!!!!!! YAYAYAYAY!!! (He's my favourite.) ^_^

 
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MRS. ROBERT PATTINSON Does it get any cuter than Edward Cullen himself? The face, the hair, the sweet nothings as he whispers in your ear (while trying to resist the urge to take a bite). You're Robert's one true love. Sorry, Bella! I mean WTF?!? I like Taylor

 
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MRS. ROBERT PATTINSON Does it get any cuter than Edward Cullen himself? The face, the hair, the sweet nothings as he whispers in your ear (while trying to resist the urge to take a bite). You're Robert's one true love. Sorry, Bella!

 
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yah im mrs.robert pattinson!! HE'S MINE STAY AWAY!!

 
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MRS. ROBERT PATTINSON

 
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MRS. ROBERT PATTINSON Does it get any cuter than Edward Cullen himself? The face, the hair, the sweet nothings as he whispers in your ear (while trying to resist the urge to take a bite). You're Robert's one true love. Sorry, Bella! ugh!!!!

 
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TAYLOR LAUTNER Sweet and smokin': That's a deadly combination! And wolfy Taylor Lautner's got it all, including a killer smile to boot. If you can tame his inner wild beast, he'll be yours forever. Owwww-ooooooo-ooo-! (That's our lame attempt at howling, BTW.) Take It Again!

 
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ahhhhhhhhh Mrs.Lautner! he is my werewolf! Owwwwwwwwwwwwww wwwwwwwwwwwww-ooooooooooo ooo

 
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MRS. ROBERT PATTINSON Does it get any cuter than Edward Cullen himself? The face, the hair, the sweet nothings as he whispers in your ear (while trying to resist the urge to take a bite). You're Robert's one true love. Sorry, Bella!

 
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MRS. ROBERT PATTINSON Does it get any cuter than Edward Cullen himself? The face, the hair, the sweet nothings as he whispers in your ear (while trying to resist the urge to take a bite). You're Robert's one true love. Sorry, Bella!

 
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mrs. pattinson

 
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I got taylor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 
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WOW!!!! MY FAVORITE HOTTIE FROM TWILIGHT IS TAYLOR LAUTNER..... HE IS SO HOT!!! AND SO IS ROBERT PATTISON.... BUT I WOULD MARRY TAYLOR.. HE IS THE SHYT......

 
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MRS. ROBERT PATTINSON Does it get any cuter than Edward Cullen himself? The face, the hair, the sweet nothings as he whispers in your ear (while trying to resist the urge to take a bite). You're Robert's one true love. Sorry, Bella! YAY!!!!!!!! I LOVE HIM AND EDWARD HAHA SORRY BELLA YAYYAYYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYYA Y

 
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ALWAYS TAYLOR LAUTNER!!!! IVE GOTTEN THAT FOR EVERY TEST SO FAR!!!!

 
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since he turned me into a vampire stay away edward (rob) is MINE STAY AWAY LADIES

 
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MRS. ROBERT PATTINSON yeaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaa

 
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SWEET I GOT EDWARED CULLEN!!!!!!!! YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 
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MRS. ROBERT PATTINSON Does it get any cuter than Edward Cullen himself? The face, the hair, the sweet nothings as he whispers in your ear (while trying to resist the urge to take a bite). You're Robert's one true love. Sorry, Bella! HE'S MINE I LUV HIMALMOST AS MORE AS Y OWN BF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 
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im gonna have a wolf baby wit taylor yay lol say hello to MRS.TAYLOR LAUTNER!!! fo rlz

 
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Robert Pattinson...

 
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Mrs. Robert Pattinson. I love it. I think I'm gonna faint.

 
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AWSOME!!!!! cuz i love taylor!!!but im more team switzerland!!!(did i spell it right??) OWWWW OW OWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! (mine is much better!)