Wish Robert Pattinson a Happy Birthday!

It may not be a national holiday, but to us, it's a religious celebration: The birth of Robert Pattinson!

That's right, the hottest cold-skinned vampire around celebrates his 23rd birthday today. And to celebrate, we thought we’d list 23 reasons why we love R-Patz.

Here's the list. Use the comments as a birthday card for Rob (or to write your own reasons). We'll send it to Summit and make sure he gets it!

1. Loves Hot Pockets (the real ones, not the wussy Lean kind).

2. Made fun of his own "customized pea coat" during Twilight DVD commentary.

3. Wasn't nominated for an Oscar, but crashed the party anyway.

4. Once bragged that he hooked up with Joe Jonas (as a joke... we think).

5. Only hottie we know that can play a vampire AND a wizard. (Sorry, David Henrie.)

6. Sisters used to dress him up as a girl and called him Claudia. And he's still relatively normal.

7. Because Mrs. [Your Name Here] Pattinson always has a nice ring to it.

8. Looks hot even in a ridiculous moustache in "Little Ashes."

9. Plays a dork in "How To Be" kinda convincingly. Makes it seem like we could actually go out with him. Sigh...

10. Four words: "Say it out loud."

11. Would totally let us play with his hair.

12. May just find a surprise or seven in that messy mane, too.

13. Actually shaved his head once, but sexiness remained in tact.

14. That kiss scene has provided eight months of pleasant dreams.

15. He's single, so there's always a chance...

16. That British accent would make reading the phone book sound interesting.

17. Have you heard him sing? The man shouldn't be that talented.

18. Rumored to be with K-Stew, but too much of a gentleman to ruin her relationship.

19. Helps makes his less famous friends actually famous. So considerate!

20. Always poses for pics (except when we ask him for a photo of him putting a ring on our fingers... oops).

21. Hasn't bought a big Hollywood mansion yet, so he hasn't let fame and money go to his head. That beautiful, beautiful head of his...

22. Has a super messy bedroom. Just like us! Can we take a peek?

23. Did we mention he's ROBERT FREAKIN' PATTINSON!!!

(Thanks to NewMoonMovie.org for providing the picture of the cake. Delicious!)