"I thought you said to study for an oral exam, so I went to the dentist."
"I accidentally baked my notes in home ec class.n"
"That chemistry assignment gave me a bad reaction: boredom."
"If I had finished my homework, I never would have had the time to get to beat Guitar Hero. My fake music career always comes first."
"My glasses broke before I could work on the essay. If you want, I can hand translate it into Braille."
for all the people that said I DONT HAVE GLASSES just say that u had contacts they will never know.
thats retarted
i should get glasses
i should get glasses
i have glasses so the last one works for me
if u dont wear glasses u could say u lost ur contact lenses and u didnt have backup glasses
yay i have glasses :D
i dont wear glasses so that wont work 4 me:(
lol, i love the glasses one!!!
thats ok but the problem is...I DON'T GOT NO GLASSES IT FOILS MI PLAN!
hey i wear glasses that could work
i dont wear glasses
cheesy but funny =P
ha ha i like the first one
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haha.very funny.