My Port-a-Pottie Nightmare
Last year, I went to an outdoor concert with a girl named Amy I had been seeing for a few weeks. Everything was going great: the music was good and Amy was totally cuddling up next to me. But the four cans of soda I drank definitely caught up with me, so I had to make my way to the Port-a-Potties, which were angled on a hill. Huge mistake.
As I was doing my business, I accidentally leaned too far to the left — and the whole thing tipped over! I was completely covered in the most vile filth I had ever smelled in my life. The concert staff had to hose me down, but that didn't help much.
For the whole rest of the show, Amy kept her distance from me and tried not to breathe in the lingering stench. That's what I get for being the life of the Pottie.
dont worry he's so gonna die and wait...you dated amanda!!!!
YOU WERE USING MY ACOUNT!!!!!!!
ok no one tell ym sis im usin her acount but i got a story i like seriously need to tell..... k dude i feel your pain: i been likin this girl suzie ( my sis calls her amanda) and i got the courage to ask her out...thank gosh she said yes.well i wanted to look good so i wore my best fit and wore kewl scents. I took suize out for dinner to mcdonalds and had alot to drink man! unlike her who only ate a baked potatoe and a water.well she wanted to go for a nite stroll when i had in mind an arcade but beggers cant be choosers.she was listening to her music so i kinda got a lil behind on purpouse to take my "tinkle" found an ok tree and did my buiness when i turn my head about 30 centemetres to the left theres suzie staring at me weirded out. she asked me why i didnt use the porta potty up ahead... when we walked up to it and knocked to see if i could have used it we opened the door and there was a couple making out....not my idea of a nice date :S anyhow we never dated again or talk. as for the couple next time try a movie... :S
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaa!! aww that sucks
THATS grooooos
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I'm really sorry Warren but the person below me is right. If the girl like you enough she'll forget about it and understand. Try to keep things light around her and rule of thumb never use port-a-potties. This has never happened to me and I still hate them.
just foget about it and move on!:):):):)
wow dude what were you trying to lean over or what dude seriously WTF!!!!!!!!!!
that is nasty! sucks for u! no offense
lol o well we all get times like that n if she really likes u she'll 4get about that in no time or just laugh it off rite?
wow im so sryy i dont care about looks or smells i would have still sat with u and fought it out (kisses)
ewww wow that sucks.
Man i'm sorry for you!
i hate port a potties thats y i never go in one or if i have to go that bad i go in my pants well that hasnt happened YET but i mean there disgusting other peoples "business" its ewwww
ROTFL!! That is so freakin nasty sorry that happened 2 u! EEEWWWW!!
lol! thats soooo disgusding!
I literally gasped out loud when I read this. I feel so bad for you! OMG, wow, that's horrible!
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awww dats nastyyy
if he smells bad scoot away from him.
ewwwwwwwwww!tots GROSS!
go out side next time lol
thats disgusting. sry to hear that. next time... make sure its not on a hill before u go...
who thinks that way?
Feel so sorry for you
That's why I never ever go into port-a-potties!!!!!!!
THATS DISGUSTING!
that is soooo gross i fell sry 4 u!
EWW TAHST DISGUSTING. I hate port-a-potties >:{
k...ur a guy! u could have just gone off in the trees somewhere! still feel bad for u though.
AWWW so sad i feel bad 4 u
eeeewwwwww!!!! i would 2 ! i feel bad 4 u!
GROSS!
That really stinks! :)
I would leave the concert
friggin nasty
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eww thats so gross srry though...ps iluvnickjoe, you have no right to say that.....to anyone. im really not trying to start anything but i really hate it wen ppl are so cold like that. its really mean.
I 'gree with Fite_APL!
lol wow.
GROSS!!
that is really nasty and that was pretty stupid.
everyone has there not so hot moments and i guess this was yours.when ur older u will look back and laugh at this!!! 9maybe)
everyone here is a loser cuz they have no l;ife and want to get drenched in disgusting poop and pee so there!
why didnt you just find a tree i mean ur a guy its not like u need toilet paper or anything
grooossss!!!!