2 years ago

I Couldn’t Get My Dress Off

I was shopping for a really great dress to wear to the school dance. This time, I not only had a date, but he was the hottest guy in school. So of course I needed a hot dress to match!

I saw a tight satin gown on the rack, but it was a size smaller than I normally wear. I tried it on anyway, because can a dress really be too tight? Apparently, yes.

As I was yanking it over my head, it got stuck. I wiggled and pulled, to no avail. I yelled for help, and the saleslady came back to find me standing there with the dress stuck up around my boobs and shoulders.

She used all her strength to tug it off while I pranced around in my underwear. The worst part? The dress ripped and I had to buy it anyway!

 
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that suuuuux

 
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kissing game dont worry dis isnt scary hold you breath copy and past dis add this 2 1 story if you can hold ur breath ur a good kisser . . x

 
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kissing game dont worry dis isnt scary hold you breath copy and past dis add this 2 1 story if you can hold ur breath ur a good kisser . . x

 
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kissing game dont worry dis isnt scary hold you breath copy and past dis add this 2 1 story if you can hold ur breath ur a good kisser . . x

 
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Eek, that sucks! That almost happened to me with one of my sister's dress which sucks because we we 5 1/2 years apart and she is like super skinny so everything of mine is like super baggy on her. Except my jeans because she is taller. :|

 
 
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why the heck does her not being able 2 wear a dress thats too small make her fat?!?!!?!?!?!?!?whoever said that is prob obese or anorexic

 
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lol same thing happened to my friend she tried on this dress i have and then couldnt get it off and i had to use all my might to pull it off it was crazy

 
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i always buy stuff a size bigger lol......

 
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wtf is yo problem mrs.jonaslautner is people like u that make other grils concern about their body i ware size 2 and im not fat so chut up u bitc#!

 
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Gosh, people can be so mean. Just cause the dress is too small dosen't mean she's fat! And for those who called her a loser? Do you even know her? No, you don't. So you can't say anything! Sorry, I just CAN'T STAND mean ppl.

 
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to mrs.jonaslautner, everyone is different sizes it doesnt matter just as long as ur healthy. Anyways she could have been a size 2 and tried on a size 1 it doesnt mean shes fat.

 
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WOW that was so not worth it. Mrsjonaslautner person or wtv person,don't b such a b to those who r phat (pretty,hot and thick). Your a skinny bee. plus ur not the only skinny person out there.

 
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now you cant show your face in that store again!

 
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blah blah blah.

 
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doesnt mean ur fast if the dress is small i tried on a 1 and im a 9 so shut up its the dress thts 2 small

 
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ur not fat just cuz u were a size 2 n i were a double 00 too so don't be a bitc*!!

 
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i meant y thank u

 
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u thank u. and btw ima grl

 
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im going withwizvamp115! she\he has a point!

 
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julswhatever u know what i bet ur r a fatty or skinny anirexic b!!!!!! she just tried on too small of dress it doesnt mean she is fat

 
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s4y-srry 4 you

 
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o,g guys r so mean an stuid if u think a grl has 2 b"skinny" then u rlly need 2 get a clue she is NOT fat so sut up. fyi ur gonna hv a lt of trouble gettin dates.

 
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guys stop saying she is fat! she just tried ona dress that was a smaller than she usually wears!

 
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that us awful. and you are right, Robert Pattison Rox.

 
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wow wow wow wow wow wow w ow wow wow wow

 
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thats weird but at least ur date did not find out!

 
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stop saying shes 2 fat how many of u can fit into a outfit smaller than ur reg size? i thought so!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!

 
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yea but at least yer date didnt see yew

 
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fell so bad for u

 
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That totally sucks

 
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Wow that sucks but if that guy didnt like you in what you wore well then get rid of him!!!

 
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thats mean! she was not a fatty! im sorry! hope u had fun dancing anyway!

 
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juls3p i bet u r a fatty so i would shutup if i were u

 
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a hot guy like that probly would take u with a ripped dress cuz men r perz

 
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the dress was not too small... ur too fat try going on The Biggest Loser show you'd be perfect for it!!!

 
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juls3p the dress was just to small for her. for all u know compared to her u could b the "fatty"

 
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why are ppl so STUPID??? who took the pic did u caatch tem in the act

 
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HEY JULS3P!!! SHE'S NOT FAT! SHE JUST TRIED ON TOO SMALL A DRESS!

 
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pfft... if ur smart, KNOW THAT EVERYTHING CAN BE TOO TIGHT!! next time get your real size smart one (sarcasm)

 
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maybe try one thats one size bigger cause it wont be that bad and you can always get it sowed so it fits perfectly

 
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wow try loosing some weight fatty

 
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ouch that would suck!

 
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wow u should get clothes in ypur own size did u have a good time anywas loser

 
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haha that happened to me...the dress totally ripped..but i just left it in the dressing room and acted like nothing happened lol

 
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lol that happened to my mom once...although I was the one pulling the dress off. My sister got mad though because we took too long, and she came in and pushed mom out of the dressing room...lmao

 
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thats okay that happen to me

 
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omg, that sucks. :( i hope you had enough money for another dress

 
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that sucks:(

 
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omg something like this happened to my friend before except for it was at her house and her mom had to help her lol

 
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try stuff on your own size...

 
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