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The Swearword Machine

Real words can't describe your anger? Time to make some up! The Swearword Machine is specially designed to cater to even the filthiest of mouths. In just a few quick steps, you can baffle your friends with some custom-made cussin'. Give it a *#%#$ whirl!

 
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to elmoluvr, beat the poopy outta tha chik! if she wants ur man she needs to go through you!

 
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son of a fudgesickle turd!!!

 
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holly pumpernickel turd

 
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hlly flapjackfart

 
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omg can anyone online like comment what ima about to say? ok wel there is this 1 chik and she nows who my crush is and she is trying to take him away and she braggs all da time can anyone help?

 

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son of a potato fart..

 
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Your commentFor the love of BOb saget

 
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son of a gryphan turd... wtf?

 
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holy magic carpet wad

 
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freakin butt monkey balls

 
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Thats soo dumb! all of you ppl who used this have no lifes!

 
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holy crankin turd

 
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son of a tootsie wad

 
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Flipin Cowmonk Puke

 
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FREAKIN CHANG-GUANGE X. KATTICZZEPQRS MUNCHER!

 
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Dirty Gabalamp Guts! PS- Make up ur own creature's name!)

 
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son of a vampire shanks!

 
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Son of a Liger Turd!!!

 
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Dirty unicorn turd? lol

 
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freaking vampire turd

 
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this is so gay it only puts one word at the end!! GAYGAYGAYGAYGAYYYYYYY!!!!!!!

 
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omg this is like so freaking fun even if the words are kinda stupid

 
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stupid spongebob turd omg r u guy 4 real??!! o well can u guys belive dis

 
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stupid spongebob turd omg r u guy 4 real??!! o well can u guys belive dis

 
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stupid spongebob turd omg r u guy 4 real??!! o well can u guys belive dis

 
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stupid spongebob turd omg r u guy 4 real??!! o well can u guys belive dis

 
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son of a spongebob turd?!!!!! GAY!!

 
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sooooooooooooooooooooooooooo stupid

 
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flippin magic carpet turd? i have no ideaa... does anybody ACTUALLY use these?

 
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HOLY BOB BOBERSON TURD!

 
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dirty cheese turd

 
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I got "Freakin Unipony Turd" Whaa?

 
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i got Freakin my mo said so you turd mother beeep Turd

 
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freakin hayleycrack

 
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Flppin penguin wearing shaving cream guts, mine was kinda long:)

 
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jumpin unicorn muncher...nice.

 
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holy bear balls!

 
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son of a bear turd

 
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Freakin Unicorn Turd

 
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holy turd?? any1?

 
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frakin patrick balls

 
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freakin magic carpet guts!! awesome!!!!

 
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throiwng up gross butr cool not lol

 
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Flippin' Zugger Turd

 
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sweet RiYou puke???????????????????

 
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freakin dragon turd

 
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Holy poop balls ? o-o This thing is really simple though. You put in a word and choose the beginning so it goes "Beggining word" and then you choose how mad you are and then it adds "beggining word end" like.. "holy fart turd" or "holy fart crud" or whatever. This isn't so good.

 
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frekin fart. lol

 
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freakin' fart? wtf?[x

 
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