1 year ago

He Ate My Missing Tooth!

Wanna hear a really gross story?

A few months ago, I fell during cheerleading practice and broke my front tooth. I even had to have it capped by an oral surgeon. It was so painful! The good news, though, was that nobody could really tell because of the cap.

That is, until one night when I was out to the movies with this totally hot guy named Brady. Everything was going great: He had his arm around me as we shared a bucket of popcorn!

But in the middle of the flick, I suddenly felt something in my mouth come loose — my tooth cap had dropped into the bucket of popcorn!

Before I knew what was happening, Brady reached down and grabbed a handful of kernels with the cap.

He crunched down on the fake tooth and then spit it out with a disgusted look on his face. "Eww, what is this?" he said.

"Sorry," I responded, trying to cover up my face as much as possible. "Must be a burnt piece of popcorn." (I made sure not to smile at him for the rest of the night so he wouldn't know what really happened.)

Should I not have lied? The tooth hurts!

 
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wow, srry girl that happened. =[ hopefully that doesnt happen again

 
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wow!!! did u have to get another tooth!!?

 
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i SOOOO would have said thAT TOO!!!!

 
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thats wat i would have done!! gr8 lie!

 
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i agree wit sell me candy 909

 
 
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gr8 lie! u shuld've lied sumtimz a girls gotta do wat a girls gotta do

 
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good job on that! he might have scooted down a few seats, or totally ignored u the rest of the movie if u hadnt of lied. guys over react over normal things, ALOT

 
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i would of blamed the guy for giving you the popcorn lol

 
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it's ok...I lie somtimes to

 
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well at least he dint find out

 
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well at least he dint find out

 
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OH GOD THAT'S SO GROSS I WOULD HAVE DIED OF EMBARASSMENT

 
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ha ha ha ha im laughing on the inside, really, i am

 
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ha ha ha ha im laughing on the inside, really, i am

 
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ha ha ha ha im laughing on the inside, really, i am

 
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ha ha ha ha im laughing on the inside, really, i am

 
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y0u sh0uld d3finat3ly li3!

 
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u should lie until u get ur tooth fixed

 
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i noe its not good to lie but thts wayyyy to embarrassing to tell i noe it wud be the ight thing to tell him but im sure he wud of totally been freaked ut if u told him soo gud choice

 
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that was so stupid i did not laugh

 
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just say kernel instead of burnt poop corn. there really hard it would work.

 
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omg that sucks big time but he didnt evn tell that one of ur FRONT TEETH were missing?! talk about dummie...(no offece) lol

 
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that was probably a good idea

 
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good save!!!

 
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good save. i hope you 2 are still going strong!

 
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WAIT after u told him that it was burnt popcorn did he still eat it?? :o

 
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good back-up

 
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ahhah i would have done the same thing! good save:) but eventually i would tell brady

 
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nice save

 
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1314mnm4evr ur a nerd those chain mails are stupid ppl who snd them and believe them r stupid

 
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um ya right. i don`r believe that stupid comment below. no one listen to it

 
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good exuse

 
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PLEASE DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. xSEND THIS OVER TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS

 
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nice lolz did u get another cap????

 
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nice excuse

 
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OH MY GOD!

 
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lol little lies r fine

 
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wish I could cover up like that!!!!nice goin' there!

 
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haha eew. xD but nice cover-up.

 
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ha

 
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if he really liked u he would shake it off

 
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ooh yuk!

 
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LOL

 
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I feel sorry for u

 
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I would have done the same thing. As long as he didn't find out.

 
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well it's a good thing that he believed you

 
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Thats really gross!

 
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i think you did the right thing i would have done the same thing i mean why creep out a hott guy? as long as he didn't find out that was a good plan

 
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u should have told him. if he was a kool guy then he would have understood and if not then who cares about him???

 
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