How Do You Fake Being Sick?

And the best one I ever did was at school. I just scratched my arm until it got really red and they thought I had allergies and sent me home. Also, my friend took a can of refried beans and threw it all over the floor like barf and it totally worked cause he got to stay home and not eat refried beans.

One evening, my brother says to me, "I'm going to pretend to be sick tomorrow, so go along with it, okay?" He got this weird smile. I woke up to some odd noises coming from the bathroom. He was in there for like 10 minutes, and when my mom asked if he was okay, he said, "No. I have diareah."

i pretended to have a fever and cough and my teacher thought it was true

o i have the only stomache ache and i get a realy bad headache!! (wink wink)

my mom put a thermoniter in me if she leaves the room i put the stick on my lamp and put it bac in my mouth when she comes in she will see its 100 degrees i get to stay home works...every...time lol

my mom says that if i dont feel good then i stay home becuase im the only one that knows how i feel so i fake alot

when iwas little i would fake being sick a lot and it worked everytime

all you need to do is just get a blow dryer and warm ur forehead, a hot chili pepper for fake watery eyes, and a great amount of acting skill....

i gaged my self or put cookie mix in in my bucket to fake and my mother belived me

it really easy to pretend to be sick!! put your face under a hot light for 2-3 minutes and then pretend to have a rash by rubbing soap under your eyes before bed. when it dries it will look like a rash.

yeah..like i could ever get out of school 4 having the sniffles..i had them on thursday it was horible

put a garlic in ur armpit for half an hour well i'm testing it. might not work - -

I don't believe that!

PLEASE DO NOT READ! IF YOU COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO 5 VIDEOS, STORIES, AND GAMES YOU WILL GET KISSED OR ASKED OUT ON THE NEAREST FRIDAY BUT, IF YOU DO NOT YOUR CRUSH WILL SEND YOU THE MAZE GAME AND THE GIRL FROM THE EXORCIST WILL WAKE YOU UP WHEN YOU ARE SLEEPING AND SHE WILL KILL YOU. IF YOU ARE STILL READING THIS DO YOUR JOB AND GOOD LUCK.

PLEASE DO NOT READ! IF YOU COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO 5 VIDEOS, STORIES, AND GAMES YOU WILL GET KISSED OR ASKED OUT ON THE NEAREST FRIDAY BUT, IF YOU DO NOT YOUR CRUSH WILL SEND YOU THE MAZE GAME AND THE GIRL FROM THE EXORCIST WILL WAKE YOU UP WHEN YOU ARE SLEEPING AND SHE WILL KILL YOU. IF YOU ARE STILL READING THIS DO YOUR JOB AND GOOD LUCK.

PLEASE DO NOT READ! IF YOU COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO 5 VIDEOS, STORIES, AND GAMES YOU WILL GET KISSED OR ASKED OUT ON THE NEAREST FRIDAY BUT, IF YOU DO NOT YOUR CRUSH WILL SEND YOU THE MAZE GAME AND THE GIRL FROM THE EXORCIST WILL WAKE YOU UP WHEN YOU ARE SLEEPING AND SHE WILL KILL YOU. IF YOU ARE STILL READING THIS DO YOUR JOB AND GOOD LUCK.

major headaches work for me...

blow a hairdryer on your forehead ans fake a fever

to fake a sore throght you have to put drops of red food dye on your throught and then talk with a scratchyish throght and hunch over pinch your cheeks and BAM! you are home free!!!

i was in 5th grade i hated my teacher so i just burst into tears and she ttly bought it lolz it always works!!

yea stomach ache is always best cuz unless they have a lie detector they will never no!!

always do stomach sickness

it kinda does look like kristen stewart....nd btw i would never im my life fake being sick

omg puppy_luver2164 is so negative but i thought that was kristen stewart in the bed,, lolz who agrees dat looks like kristen?

take your hand and roll it down your face from your eyes to your uchin it makes you look really beat and sick. Whewn you get the thermomiter....breath heavily.,...it will make it hott and always talk about needing sleep. :)

Fakeing that you're sick is just stupid.

i used 2 fake sick in 2nd grd....y teacher wuz mean.....she didnt even know my name rite! she used 2 say it wrong....she said rachelle insted of rachael......i used 2 puke 1ce i woke up no-ing it wuza skol day.....i wuz forced 2 skol though by my mom......the odd part wuz that the teacher liked me aza student.............but lik, put water on ur forehead and armsand hands 2 make it seem lik u hava cold-sweat....basic symptom of the flu...u cant go 2 skol if u hav the flu!

Wow i heard people who fake being sick dont do well in school weeks ago sorry about this... when u r reading this dont stop or something bad will happen! my name is summer i am 15 years old i have blonde hair ,many scars no nose or ears.. i am dead. if u dont copy this just like from the ring, copy n post this on 5 more sites.. or.. i will appear one dark quiet night when ur not expecting it by your bed with a knife and kill u. this is no joke something good will happen to u if you post this on 5 more pages

1.RUP YOUR HEAD INTILL ITS REALLY REALLY HOT 2.NOW YOU CAN FAKE ANYTHING I GO WITH A REALLY BAD STOMCAHE +A SROE THROAT AND IF YOU REALLY WHAT REALLY FOOL YOU MOM SAY YOU HAVE THE RUNS = YOU CAN STAY HOME MOST OF THE TIME

Playing hooky's bad, it will get u no where but trouble; BEWARE LIARS!!!!!!!

i got 1- if ur mom has some disgutin garlic fish that u dont like this will work.-nite b4 tel her u dont like it if she fors' u (even better)eat it but fake like u fell dizzy n stumble then bang ur hed on da wall an be brave an drop with eyes closed next day mix foods erly in da mornin b4 any1 gets up n pour it in a buket then tel ur old folks ur sick-its genious (oh an ad ur own stunts as wel,this should win an oscar an that should go 2 me)

i have never faked sick in my life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! who would ?????

I GOT ONE IFF YOU WANT TO MAKE FAKE TROW UP JUST GRAB RANDOM THING FROM THE KICTEN ( IF YOU CAN GET THE FOOD YOU ATE FOR DINNER LAST NIGHT THAT ALL WAYS WORKS) PUT IT IN THE MICROWWAVE FOR 15 SEC THEN MIX IT UPP I SWEER IT WORKS

snd one more thing: ask ur mom to bring you some water then when she does skake your hand like your cold and then spill it on yourself

oh yeah and no need for ziplock or heating pads if they check just go all like moany and hoarse an say 'i dont care i feel awful' then if they say ok you can stay you should go 'are u sure its not that bad' then get up, stumble around a little, and crash into a wall! BTW when you wake up and they're there say 'iiiiiiiiii feeeeeeeel dizzzzzzzzzy............. ..'

i got one! the night before, say you have a stomachache. then the next day, say you feel like you need to throw up but cant, and that your throat hurts. when you do the throat talk really hoarse so it sounds like its painful to talk. then go 'i cant eat breakfast i feel too sick' (if you do get hungry, sneak some Chewy bars in your room or sumthin;you can snack when no ones there, haha) this stuff really works its why im home instead of at school.

fantastic, thank you

what i do is the night b4, i give hints that i'm sick, and after a while i do end up with a stomachache that night. i take some pepto, then i stay up really late and wake my mom up a few times and tell her i couldnt sleep because of my stomach. she normally says that i should stay home. if not, then i do the ol' heatpad on the forehead thing

i dont really fake sick when my mom wakes me up and im really tired i say mom leave me alone im going back to sleep youre the worst mother on earth if you make me get up now!well that or i say im not going to school and sometimes shes so tired she just lets mesleep but you have to keep her up really late the night before oh and if you use the first one talk really sad when you do it!lol this stuff really works ha!ha!ha!

k the best thing 2 do is not 2 do anything with visable symptoms or feelings. i e fever. then u can pretty much just fake it. trust me. ik. lol

u not sicc wow did it work

Sorry. meant chocolate SYRUP

heres another fake vomit: You need banana pudding, water, and chocolate pudding. you take the pudding and pour it in a bowl. then you put in some water. then you add chocolate syrup and stir. im gonna try this for tomorrow cuz tomorrows Monday. Miserable Miserable Monday.

ppls dont blow dry your faces someone will hear you DURRRR

diharrea is liquidy poo its like pee but with your poop in stead

actually if i want 2 stay hom i can tell my parents and i can satay hom wenever i want!

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here's what to do this has to be done while your eating a meal chewup some food pretend to swallow it then take some soda or juice or whatever swish it around your mouth make groans then spit it out then groan some more

here's what to do this has to be done while your eating a meal chewup some food pretend to swallow it then take some soda or juice or whatever swish it around your mouth make groans then spit it out then groan some more

here's what to do this has to be done while your eating a meal chewup some food pretend to swallow it then take some soda or juice or whatever swish it around your mouth make groans then spit it out then groan some more