1 year ago

I Heard The Fat Coach Going Number Two!

Whenever we're bored at lunchtime, my friends and I try to come up with outrageous dares. Usually we never follow through with them, but one day I was feeling pretty bold.

My pal Jess told me to sneak into the boys' locker room after school with a camera phone and see if I could get a glimpse of some cute jocks in their towels.

Well, I managed to make it in undetected — but there were no hotties to be found. Instead, I heard some strange noises coming from a nearby bathroom stall.

It was the fat old baseball coach taking a nasty dump! So gross!

I managed to get out of there before he knew I was there, so I wasn't caught trespassing.

But what I heard (and smelled) was punishment enough!

 
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oh gawd... poor girl!!!!!!!!

 
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lmfao that's funny

 
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omg EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWW the pic is gross!!!

 
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omg EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWW

 
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Oh gosh I was going to say something but i'm still recovering from # 1 no pun intended!!:D

 
 
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ughhh sick

 
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Oh my gosh! That's just nasty! If that was me I would have started laghing!!!! LOL

 
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speecless exept three letter explain it ALL O M and G

 
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gross!

 
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ewwwwwwwwwww!!!! i bet you'll never do another dare like that again

 
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ewwwwwwwwwww!!!! i bet you'll never do another dare like that again

 
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ewwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!

 
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sick ass

 
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OMG HOW DID THAT STORY GET ON HERE :() OH NO!!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~

 
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oh wow. that sux p.u.

 
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eeeeew

 
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eeeeew

 
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eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwww wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 
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no comment yuck

 
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eeeEEEeeeEEEeeeEEEeeeEEEe eeEEEwwwwWWWWwwwwWWWW!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!

 
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eeeewwww i hear that home with my dad thats so0o0o0o0o gross!!!

 
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eewwwwwwwwww gross

 
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weridddd

 
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yOUI GUYS ARE SUCH HIPOCRITS CUZ U TAKE DUMPS THAT STINK WEORSE I BET SO DONT GO SAYING EWW CUZ U GUYS DO IT EVERYDAY PROBABLY MORE THAN ONE!

 
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OK EEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

 
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ewwwwww. gross

 
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ewwwwww. gross

 
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anonymmous... maybe it is

 
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anonymmous... maybe it is

 
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the guy in the picture looks like my gym teacher from 3rd grade lol

 
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Wow Thats Outrageous im sorry for u bra

 
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well not for me my computers messed up

 
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no doesnt work dont try it

 
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OMG! This is a true thing that happens! Its not a chain letter! It's kinda scary at first but it really works!! Paste this message into 3 comments and prest ALT F1 and your crushes name will appear on the screen!!! It's so weird!

 
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the coach looks derranged! constipated WHATEVER! HE LOOKS WEIRD!

 
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and u have just eaten lunch! btw i have to go soon and i was just skimming through the story and when it said i snuck into the locker room, i thought it said BATHROOM! and then it said to see if we could get a glimpse of cute jocks and since i thought it said bathroom earlier, i thought it was about to say 'cute jocks using the urinals! GGGGGGRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 
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OMFG thats soooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooo eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeww wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww wwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! poor yu, Mel!

 
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eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewww wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww that makes me want 2 puke

 
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ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

 
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ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww , that's disgusting. Ewewewewewewewewewewewewe wewewew.

 
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OMG thats so gross!!!

 
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try to never do those dares at lunch anymore you should not follow though like you used to

 
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Thats gross enough to barf Im glad Im not u

 
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emegawd! that is s00 gross! that fat coach finally.. well probably.. learned that junk food isnt good for u...mayb

 
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NASTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1

 
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ew that is so gross!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!

 
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next time don't be such a perv.

 
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haha i know how you feel. my dad took a dump and it stunk up the whole house. another time i was doing homework on the could and he farted. it made the whole couch shake and it smelled like barf!!

 
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Good idea, playing truth or dare i mean

 
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dang you poor thing sorry cant emagion that smelling good but your brave.Me and my bff love to play true or dare even though it usally turns out to be jest plan o dares

 
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