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Who Needs A Toilet When You Got The Outdoors?

Lines are for suckers (and those of us who can't pee standing up).

 
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oh yeah and theres graffiti on the mirror, the toilet seats, the walls, the stalls, and even IN the toilet! ewwww

 
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i just tranferred schools and had to gogogo and the bathrooms stunk like grease and period blood all the time so i tried to wait it out and i ran home and the worst thing ever happened: My pants button was stuck! and i forgot my house key! so i hung out in the backyard TRYING to keep it in but i peed! and it dried by the time mom and dad came home and they asked why there was a yellow stain on my pants! i had to tell them and NOTHING could get the stain out! They were SO mad at me!

 
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once i was at school and my bff lila had to go BADDD and i dared her not to go until after chem class and she took the dare and of course fine day we were working on all these YELLOW liquids and using WATER and eye DROPpers and the teach was saying that the best abrriviator for a potion (he calls everything potion) is P. and for us to make our own P's and to concentrate and focus on P. lila almost cried and he offered some of his coffee to perk her up and she drank it to be nice and she was wearing wite jeans and she got up and we saw a yellow stain. she blushed and ran out of the room. the next day she wore the darkest black leggings the store had.

 
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omg

 
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i know right teamjonas11

 
 
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lol

 
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wtf teamjonas11 u dont get popular by peeing on the floor

 
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once i was running really late for school and i grabbed a pad, threw it in my undies, and ran to get the bus and made it just in time. But something didnt feel right. I felt like i was bursting when i went to the bathroom. I pulled down my pants and found my pad was upside-down. the sticky bit was stuck to me! i reached down, peeled it off...and peed my pants once it was off. the pad had been forbidding me from going. oh yeah and i had my period all over too.

 
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WTF? Y is every1 posting such LONG stories about themselves??

 
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one day at school i had to pee real bad and the teacher asked if it was an emergency i said YES and hes like ok. sooo i got up for the hall pass and he knocked over his water to tease me and i saw the drips and turned and everyone 'spilled' their water bottles. i ran out and the bathroom was being cleaned so i went to the other one and all the stalls were taken! i waited...and waited...until i just decided to pee in the sink. i felt so much better, but then i had to #2! and you cant do that in a sink so i waited and a girl ran out of her stall it was clogged and i pood and tried to flush and it exploded everywhere i used all my perfume and makeup to fix myself. i put on my sweater to cover the stain. i was fine and in the clear. then my frenemy came into the room from the toilettes all poopy nd dripping wet. i laughed and so did every one else HAHAHA and she said stop laughing and spit out some TP. she then puked on my enemy. YYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!! i am so proud of that toilet. dont ewww me

 
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once i was at school and was in these cute white capris that had a button on top and i thought it was snap-on and i had to pee real bad and i got a pass to the restroom and tried snapping open the button and it wouldnt open! i tried everything before i realized the button was a slide-hole one. oops. well at least i made it. but later i had to go and the teach wouldnt let me. i was like PUH-LEASE she said no i asked if i could go to my locker and shes like NNNNNOOOO! when class got out i ran to catch the home bus. it broke down 5 blocks from my house so we had to walk. on the way i squatted in some bushes and WENT. of course it went all over my amethyst bracelet. i hate pee!

 
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wowza, every1s doing stories of them peeing and stuff :) sooooo heres mine: I was going to a new school this one year. It was the one that my cousin went to a few years ago so she told me about it. One thing she included was that the bathrooms were gross with lots of grafitti, she was right so i tried to avoid them as much as possible. So, in the middle of english I had to go, but I just waited. I almost made it the whole day without going in the restroom, but I just couldnt hold it in at my last period which is science. I had to go soooo bad I was crossing my legs and I felt like I would burst! I asked the teacher and he said yes. YES! I went out into the hallway and I felt a drip! It wasnt like I could just grab my crotch, there were people there! So I kind of wiggled around as I TRIED to walk! I couldnt exactly move or it would come out. And I finally COULD NOT wait longer and I felt a spurt and It all came out :(

 
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once me and my 2 friends were playing truth or dare at a sleepover and i told them i really had to pee really bad so there just like ok great perfect dare they gave me a huge mug of coffee (coffee makes u haVE TO PEE)and said that i couldent go 4 2 hours or at least as long as i POSSIBLY ould like to the point of peeing myself but they said if i didnt finish the 2 hours they wouldent count it as finishing my dare and i have never not done a dare so i just chugged it and sat down then my friends truiesd to make it as hard as possible 4 me by talking bout water and bathrooms and stuff afte like half an hour i was at the pointof the lady in te picture so i crossed my legs and sat down on them then my friends tarted laughing hystericly and i was by that point like shaking an i was basicly about to pee myself but i really wanted to finish my dare so i tried to dstract myself by logging on 2 facebook well one of my really good frieds was online that was on vacation and i hadnt seen in or talked to in really long timne o we started rtalking and she was talking bout how pretty the beaches were there and how all the WATER was so gorgeus and cklear well that was enogh in its self to make me almost go in my pants then she started telling me a really funny storty and i started laughing so hard and as everyone know a bursting bladder+ extreme loling=extreeme problems i seriusly no joke basicly fe;ll out of my chairand ran abolutely as fast as i possibly could to the bathroom but then the worst thing absolutely imaginable happened my sister was showering (takes hours) in arre only bathroom!!!!!! literaly thought i was going to explode i started banging on the bathroom door but my ister refused to let me in i tried to hold it in as long as possible but i could only manage to walk back over to my friends because i was hoping that if i got away from the bahroom i wouldent have to go as bad bu i just barely managed to sit bak down before i felt it coming i new there was nothing i could do about it but i tried to hold it in anyway but just couldent i just had to go right there on the couch all over my white leggings i felt so much better but was so embaresing and the other day i was talking o my friend on faceook and so didnt want to say brb even though i relly had to go so i was basicly at the point of the women in the photo and my friend was like OMG i didnt want to say anything before but i have to pee so bad and i dont wanna get up and i was jst like omg me to lol so then we both just sat there talking until my fiend all of a sudden stopped talking an i was just like hey where were u and she said sorry i couldent hold it any more and didnt even have a single scond to right brb and i tarted laughing so hard then i was jst like oh well and we started talking again but like 20 minutes later i had to do the same thing and me an my friend were saying how much we hated our bladders lol i hate having to pee

 
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once in class, i was sitting inmy chair, doing a socila studies test when i really had to poo. so i raised my hand to ask if i could go to the bathroom. and my teacher said that i'd have to wait until i finished my test. i really couldn't wait any longer, so i had to go at some point, so i needed to poo in my pants. so my face turned red, and i pooped. nobody noticed, though. until i got up! my pants were sagging and i couldn't sit down anymore, so my teacher finally said i could go, so i went to the bathroom, pulled my pants down, and saw this huge piece of poo hanging from my butt. i was so happy it was hanging out of my butt. i grabbed with some toilet paper, and threw it into the toilet. now i had to pee really badly i couldn't move until i peed. so i moved my foot, and ssssssssss it came right out onto the floor. i figured out it was diarrhea!!! YUCK!

 
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ONCE I WAS IN SCHOOL AND I HAD TO PEE AND I KEPT FORGETTING SO I CHUGGED MORE AND MORE WATER ANDD SCREAMED 'I HAVE TO PEE' AND THE TEACHER IS LIEK 'NO' IM LIKE 'PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSE!!!' HES LIKE 'NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOO' I FELT LIKE I WANTED TO CRY SO IM LIKE 'IMMA PEE ALL OVER YOUR CARPET AND I AINT CLEANIN NUTTIN UP' HES LIKE 'WELL IF U PEE YOU WILL BE CLEANIN EVERYTHING UP SO HAHA' AND IM LIKE 'OK YA GIVE ME NO CHOICE MISTER!' AND I WENT UNDER MY DESK SNUCK MY WATER WITH ME AND I MADE IT LOOK LIKE DA PEE AND HES LIKE 'NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!' HES LIKE GO GO GO IM LIKE OH NO IM FINE THEN I PULLED MY PANTS DOWN AND ACTUALLY PEED I SIT BACK UP AND HES LIKE GO TO THE OFFICE IM LIKE NO I HAD THE RIGHT HES LIEK OH YEAH YOUR RIGHT IM LIKE GET YOUR MOP MISTER YOUR CLEANIN THAT UP RREEMMMEMBERRRRR? HES LIKE YA YA YA AND ACTUALLY CLEANED IT UP! EVERYONE APPLAUDED ME! AND IM POPULAR NOW! YAHOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 
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LMAO!!!

 
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LOLZAH! I HAD TO PEE RELLI BAD 1 DAY SO I YELLED AT MY TEACHER I WAS LIKE " U HAVE TO LETME GO NOW"!!!!!!!!!! SHE WAS LIKE NO U CANT GO I DONT TRUST U SO I WAS LIKE TO MY FRIEND IM LIKE IF SHE DUZNT LET ME GO IMA PEE HER FLOOR ND IM NOT CLEANIN DAT UP!!(OF COURSE I WUDNT PEE THE FLOOR..TO YUCKY) SO WE WERE HAVIN OUT TEST WEN DAT HAPPENED SO IT WAS DEAD SILECE ND my teacher said if she hears a snd she fails us so i screamed MY BADDER HURTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So she had no choice but to let me go <=)

 
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the funniest part of this pic is the girl who looks to be about 5 seconds away from peeing in her pants. well not so funny for her because she must have to go really really bad to be standing there like that with her legs crossed and holding herself.

 
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Ya i agree w/ jilli123......

 
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uhhhhhh........ anonymous below me....... WTF????? and y r there 2 diff stories that r the same?????

 
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I hav an embarassing moment-- i peed myself @ school-- so, in spanish, i had 2 go to the bathroom... not really bad, so i just ignored it. Next period, i had to go a lot worse. so I asked the teacher. She said wait till the end of class. (is that possible???) FINALLY the class was over, but i was soooo desprate 2 go! I tried 2 rush into the b-room b4 next class, but had 2 go 2 a math test. If i was l8, who knows what that teacher would do 2 me...... well..... i was taking the test, and I knew i couldnt hold it for much longer. I asked the teacher if i could go. He said only if it was an absolute "emergency" (teachers....) I told him yes and he let me. I ran into the bathroom and got into a stall. I had to go so badly. But then, the worst thing happened: my button was stuck. I tried REALLY hard to get it undone, but there was no luck. I couldnt get anyone else's help because I couldnt make it outa there without peeing. Seriously, i was then @ the point of the woman in the pic. I was also running in place. Finally, i came to the point i couldnt possibly hold it longer, and......... i peed in my pants. the end

 
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speaking of pee-- i peed myself in school a couple of days ago-- so, i had 2 go 2 the bathroom a little bit during spanish, not much though. Then came english, a little more, then whatever and I had to go badly but the teacher didnt let me. But then i was pretty desperate. Next period was a math test and I REALLY had to go. I asked the teacher. He asked if it was an emergency(teachers.....) yes, i said. Finally!!! I ran to the bathroom and opened a stall. But the worst news ever. My jeans button was stuck. I know its embarassing but I was doing what the lady in the pic is doing. I was jumping up and down, running in place. Finally i couldnt controll myself and i peed all over my front. HORRIBLE.

 
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That womans gotta go!!!!!! I feel bad 4 her but seriously: a grown person doesnt cross their legs and hold themselves. i wud b rlly embarassed if i were her.....

 
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this for a user named Hayden Panettiere20 there a thing called p-mate that lets girls piss standing up type it on yt and click on now women can pee standing up or something like that i hoped i help ps im not a boy a just used on of my fav tv charicters

 
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I DONT SEE PISS COMING OUT FROM THE GUY?

 
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u know that girl that sorta happened to my sis iwas bawling cuz it was so funny

 
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there'll soon be two there if the girl starts to use the bathroom in her pants. poor girl, wonder if she made it?

 
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yo this pic is stupid they should have two bathrooms and ya i feel sorry for the girl

 
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okaaaaaaay, that is weird. d*** i wish i could pee standin up. if i could, i'd be able to do THAT.

 
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oh. . .you mean you're supposed to do that INSIDE? not a funny picture for the girl who's about to pee her pants.

 
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ew pdpp (public display of personal parts)

 
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i hope that guy in the front is actually going IN TO the potty, instead of knocking! and i feel sorry for that grl who is going to pee her pants! i wonder what would happen if she was at the back

 
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Sexxxxxxxxxy

 
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I think its sexy i wish he would turn around a little more

 
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the guy peein' looks pretty hot...from wat i can c

 
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if he turned a little you could see his penis hahaha lol

 
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that girl's gotta go so bad she might pee standing up, though she'll be peeing in her pants if she does.....hope she made it!

 
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that girl's gotta go so bad she might pee standing up, though she'll be peeing in her pants if she does.....hope she made it!

 
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that girl must really need to go hope she doesnt pee in her pants that guy in front of her should just go behind a tree and let her go he must not know GIRLS CANT PEE STANDING UP!!!!

 
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yea she's definitely about to pee in her jeans

 
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You're right. That girl who's 2nd in line really needs to pee. The guy ahead of her should really let her go next.

 
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What's really funny about this pic is the girl who's waiting in line with her legs crossed and holding herself. She's obviously very desperate and might soon be peeing outdoors too...in her jeans. I hope she made it and didn't pee her pants!

 
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lol

 
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i wish i could stand up peeing

 
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He must not like waiting in lines.......

 
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My brothe did that but it was on a tree and we were at in the country so noone saw he (he's 4)

 
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ew. at least he didn't pull down his pants!

 
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oh my gosh

 
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one time my older bro had to pee real bad at a football game but didnt want to go to nthe schools outdoor bathroom so he peed on the school (good thing it was night time)

 
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O MY G dude my brother would of did tht if he had to GO!!LOL

 
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