1 year ago
I Had Poop-Stained TP On My Shoe!
Submitted by Jessica (16), from Marietta , GA
A couple of months ago, this totally hot guy from my school named Evan asked me to our school's spring formal. It was so exciting! I bought a new dress, went and got my hair and makeup done...the whole deal.
At the formal, everything was going great at first (Evan looked so cute in his tuxedo as he slow-danced with me). Then, I went to the bathroom to, you know, freshen up and stuff.
Little did I know that I had stepped on the NASTIEST piece of toilet paper...and dragged it out with me on my heels!
When I got back to sit down with Evan at our table, he looked at my shoes and laughed. "Ew! Is that poo on your shoe?"
I looked down and, sure enough, my high heel had a big wad of tp with brown streaks stuck to it. I was absolutely HORRIFIED!
I quickly ran back to the bathroom to get rid of the grossness. But let's just say Evan kept his distance when he danced with me for the rest of the night.
Talk about a real party pooper!
kissing game dont worry dis isnt scary hold you breath copy and past dis add this 2 1 story if you can hold ur breath ur a good kisser . . x
PLEASE DON'T READ THIS YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE, HOWEVER IF YOU DON'T POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 GAMES YOU WILL DIE WITHIN TWO DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DON'T STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. SEND THAIS OVER TO 5 GAMES IN 143 MINUTES. WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APEAR ON THE SCREAN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORK
exactly sux 4 u!!!!!!!!!!!!!
but u werent the pooper tho..whteves
SUX 4 U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !
OMG THAT TOTALLY SUX
thats stupid
Oh well he sucks. Wat a jerk!I'm sorry that had o happen to u and totally ruin ur night.
OMG im sorry that happened to you but a least it wasn't on your dress don't ask.
LMFAO!!!!
that sucks!!!!SORRY
Yuck. Poor you! =(
sorry about this... when u r reading this dont stop or something bad will happen! my name is summer i am 15 years old i have blonde hair ,many scars no nose or ears.. i am dead. if u dont copy this just like from the ring, copy n post this on 5 more sites.. or.. i will appear one dark quiet night when ur not expecting it by your bed with a knife and kill u. this is no joke something good will happen to u if you post this on 5 more pages
read this(cuz it really wrks). u will gt kissd on the nearest frieday by the love of ur life. 2mara wll b the bst day of ur life hwever if you dnt post ths comment 2 at least 3 vids u will die withn 2 days nw uv startd readn this dnt stp this is so scary snd ths ovr 2 5 vids in 143 mins when ur done press f6 nd ur crush's name wll appear on the screen n big letters ths is so scary cuz it actully wrks ths really wrks
and who put that on the floor they really need to work on their aim lolz
hes a jerk its not ur falt!!!
Now that is just embarrassing!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!
WOW
who puts poop staained tp on the floor???
a-tootin
that sux im sorry that happened
WOW THAT REALLY SUCKS A LOT
aw.
wOOww.....ummm all i wanna know is what happened the nex day!!
wOOww.....ummm all i wanna know is what happened the nex day!!
LLOL!
omg i feel SO SORRY 4 u! if that happened 2 me i would die right then and there!
wow... ewww ahahhaha XD
aw! tat stinks! i wood be really sad and upset!
HAA party pooper i qet it xD . whoa that kinda sux if yew spent a lonq time in duh bathroom he miqht of thawt yew pooped but if yew took a short time he should of known it couldn't have been yew
OMG! that sux I feel soooooo bad 4 U
gosh gurrl...what tough luck...mi names jessica and lets hope thatll never happen to me!!! umm...oh ya...uber orry!!!:p
how do we get from an embarassing moment to PRETENDING your nick jonas gf and trying to act tough( laceylou402 ) yea thats rite cuz no1 here owns nick jonas he is his OWN pursun get that through ur thick skulls
dude that fn sux! mayb u shouldve checkd if there wuz n-e-thing on u but pplz make mistakes! o wells. @ least he still talks 2 u rite??
omg i would have died! eww
quit calling her a retard guys, she didnt know. and besides just tell him u accidently stepped in it and tell him to get over it.
quit calling her a retard guys, she didnt know. and besides just tell him u accidently stepped in it and tell him to get over it.
that stinks next time just sat that u were putting on eye shadow and when you wiped a little off with a piece of tp u must have missed the trash can and u must of missed it and got stuck to ur shoe
that stinks
aww at least he still danced with u
i bet when u got it off u licked it!
hey what does arse mean
nick jonas is going out with me
hey laceylou402, BIT MY ARSE! id woop ur arse first!
nick jonas is my man!!!!! back off u stupid morons cuz i promise ill punch u til u cry and then ull bow down to me cuz im waaaay cooler than u h8erz.
oooo that suxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx!!!!!!
!!! Gross !!! what kind of person leaves crap on the floor !!! thats nasty !!!
ewww!
yucky
yucky