1 year ago

I Kissed A Dog On The Lips!

A few months ago, I found out that my crush Nate always goes to the dog park with his dog on Sundays. So guess where I went the following weekend?

That's right, I took my friend Ana's dog Rascal out for a jog at the very same place. For like two hours, I played fetch with the mutt, but Nate was nowhere to be found.

At one point, poor Rascal's collar got all tangled. As I bent down to fix it, the pooch jumped up and licked me right on the lips as if my face were made of biscuits or something. It looked like he wanted to make out with me!

That's when I heard a familiar voice behind me say, “Wow, that's weird.” Yep, it was Nate.

My face immediately turned pink as I tried to shoo Rascal away.

I really thought Nate was going to think I was a total freak for kissing dog. Instead, he pointed to his golden retriever and said, "Bo never gives me so much affection! You must really be a dog lover!"

Whew! Guess I worried over nothing...we exchanged digits that day and we still talk on the phone all the time. Thanks, Rascal!

 
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thats nothing to be ashamed about! but its okay! LOL

 
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I have a dog and I kiss him, but not on the lips on the head. But that is so sweet

 
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PLEASE DONT READ THIS.YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE .HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS.NOW UV STARTED READING DIS DONT STOP THIS SO SCARY XSEND THIS OVER TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN YOUR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS .THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS

 
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awe..thats so sweet!..in a way..

 
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I have a border Irish Wolf Hound & beagle and they attack me with kisses as soon as I walk through the front door it's rather disgusting :P

 
 
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yay thats awsome!!

 
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this is sooooooooooo not embarrasing. and my dog is named rascal! its a name that fits. Really.

 
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try this paste this into three comments pres ALT F1 and you crush's name will appear on the screen.

 
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i had a rottweiler that would so do that!

 
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OMG! This is a true thing that happens! This isn't a chain letter! It's kinda scary at first. Paste this into 3 comments, press ALT F1 and your crush's name will appear on the screen!

 
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lol anonymous under me ur hilarious!! haha u would makeout w/ a dog if u were gay!!lol btw thats gross how he licked u on the lips but at least nate didnt think it was gross and u got his number

 
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haha , my dog does that . if you make a kissy face near her , she kisses you . she's really tiny though , so it's cute (:

 
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a dogs mouth is cleaner than a humans mouth.yeah i would make out with a dog if i was gaiy

 
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HEY DONT CALL DOGS MUTTS CUZ DOGS ROCK

 
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ummmmm dogs lick u on the face almost always..... so he lcked u on ur lips so what????????????????????? ????????????????????????? ????????????????????????? ????????????????????????? ????????????????????????? ???????

 
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lol wow..

 
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lol magazing she should get some mouth wash hello a dog licked her mouth so i wouldnt talk! ps i dont see how this is embarassing. so just SHUT THE HECK UP LOL MAGAZINE U TAKE ALL THE FIRST L OUT OF LOL

 
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LOLOLOOOL YAYY DOGGYY

 
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juls3p ur a @^*^%$*&)()*&&%$!Q@#$%^&* ()_(*&^%$#☻▒ she dosnt need mouthwash but if she knew you and touched ur hand she would need disinfectant cuz u would of spread ur germs to her so get a life

 
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ewwww go get some mouth wash

 
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ewwww go get some mouth wash

 
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I Always Kiss My Dog 'Cause She Loves Me :]

 
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ewwwwww y do u do that its groseeee

 
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i kiss my dog on the lips, whats wrong with that?

 
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I <3 DOGS!!!!!! I have 2 dogs! Lily & Daisy! Lily is a tea cup Yorkie, and Daisy is a Cocker Spanial. they are soooo freakin cuteee!!!!!!!!!!

 
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DOGS ARE AWESOME!!!!!!!!! you shouldnt have worried that much. dogs do that all the time and if he did insult u instead of whatever u couldve said well i love dogs got a problem??!

 
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dogs r so weird.... its a good think that boy was nice cause alot of guys r stupid and break up with u for no reason cause u did something embarrassing. they shuld b more sympethetic

 
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My dog goes the same thing!

 
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my cats always lick me on the lips

 
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my cats always lick me on the lips

 
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ha!

 
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I have 2 puppies and thats just what they do! I think its totttaalllyyy soothing! Better them LICKING ur face than MAULING it!

 
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you broke rascal's heart. how could you :( lol

 
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cool

 
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Go Rascal!

 
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awww. rascal got u a guy! wait 2 go puppy!

 
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u are so lucky

 
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Wow! Things turned out good for you!

 
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lolz. funny how that turned out

 
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HOW IS THIS A MORTIFYING MOMENT???????

 
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ge should've hated you and tho9ught you were a freak!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 
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AWWWWWWW good doggy!

 
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lol thats funny

 
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aww wthats cute but now rlly embarassing

 
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he is such a nice rascal.

 
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AWWWWWWWWWW

 
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AWWWWWWWWWW

 
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Is Nate still going out with y

 
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EWWWWWWWWW GROOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

 
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Smooth move

 
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