1 year ago

I Kissed A Dog On The Lips!

A few months ago, I found out that my crush Nate always goes to the dog park with his dog on Sundays. So guess where I went the following weekend?

That's right, I took my friend Ana's dog Rascal out for a jog at the very same place. For like two hours, I played fetch with the mutt, but Nate was nowhere to be found.

At one point, poor Rascal's collar got all tangled. As I bent down to fix it, the pooch jumped up and licked me right on the lips as if my face were made of biscuits or something. It looked like he wanted to make out with me!

That's when I heard a familiar voice behind me say, “Wow, that's weird.” Yep, it was Nate.

My face immediately turned pink as I tried to shoo Rascal away.

I really thought Nate was going to think I was a total freak for kissing dog. Instead, he pointed to his golden retriever and said, "Bo never gives me so much affection! You must really be a dog lover!"

Whew! Guess I worried over nothing...we exchanged digits that day and we still talk on the phone all the time. Thanks, Rascal!

 
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blech

 
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wow. u should go out with the dog instead of the dude. hes obviously more into u. lol

 
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holly crap you like ate so much guck EARSE THW PIC ITS DESUSTING! bye

 
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHhahahahaah

 
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wow theres nothing EVER wrong with a dog kissing you sooooooo dont everget embarassed about it

 
 
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lol

 
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Well, that worked out in your favor!

 
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lol at least you got the digits!!! you're really lucky some people in my neighborhood would think that it was really gross!

 
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wow thats pure luck my friend haha my crush wouldve probably thought i was werid or something lol

 
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I's not like YOU made out with the dog!!

 
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Aww doggie kisses are the best! I mean sometimes theyre messy and gross but it just means they love you!

 
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wow you got lucky

 
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My dog did that a few times and it was discusting!

 
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haha maybe u should just be bf and gf first

 
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thats so cute that u talk to this guy cuz of ur dogs u should get married and tell every1 that story

 
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whos a better kisser the dog or the dude?

 
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smoothie

 
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Dats fab! Dogs shuld b therapists lolz bby!

 
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Annonymous you are crazy

 
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my dog lili drools so much. once this guy came over and we were studyin and and she came up and sat down next to him. we thought it was cool until he looked at his backpack which was right by him and notcied that there was a pool of drool on it. he was totally grossed out and never came back to study or anything else

 
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me and my boyfriend met when we were walkin our dogs. now we like to say our dogs are dating too

 
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way to go Rascal!

 
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yo i cant believe that u though that he though u were actually makin out wit the dog

 
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i never new what dog slobber can do!!

 
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wow i never thought that dogs can help u get a relationship

 
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you owe that dawg lol

 
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haha sometimes a lil dog slobber is worth it

 
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