1 year ago

I Drooled On My Crush!

Last year, I had gotten this really painful root canal, so my mouth was completely numb from all the novacaine. (I know that eating so many sweets is horrible for my teeth, but I can't help it!)

Unfortunately, for hours after coming back from the dentist, I was drooling all over the place like a little baby.

Then, just I was just chilling at home feeling sorry for myself, I heard a knock on the front door. It was my crush Ben! He had come over to see how I was doing...how sweet is that!

The problem was, I didn’t want him to see me all drooly. So I tried to cover my mouth as much as possible.

But he couldn't hear anything I was saying during our chat. He kept being like, "What was that?"

At one point, I leaned in to tell him something in his ear...and that's when a HUGE stream of drool landed from my lips to his cheek. YUCK!

Basically, Ben bolted soon after that. And I was left to wipe up my saliva.

Guess he was too cool for my drool.

 
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I am so glad i never had a cavity and drooled. But at least your cruch likes you and notices you. rock on.

 
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AHHHHH, i feel so bad 4 u!!

 
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Lucky! My crush would have never done that! I bet he likes to see me suffer! Hello Heartbroken?

 
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ewww thats so gross!

 
 
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awww he is a nice guy to see how you were doing. he should forgive you for doing that its not your fault.

 
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Ew, that sucks. I'd be completely mortified. He's some gentleman.

 
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next time u get a root canal ben should bring a scuba mask ..._(:)-0

 
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u know he was prob. a Jerk. he should understand!!!!

 
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That DUDE is U-G-L-Y UGLY !!

 
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Shes drooling down the riverrrrrrrrr ahhh!

 
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yea it totally wasnt ur fault. He knew what he was getting himself into b4 he came over.

 
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eeeeeewwwwwww how sick!!!

 
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haha awwww that really sux! it wasnt ur fault!!

 
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thats disgusting

 
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ok... DISGUSTING

 
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ewww im soo sorry

 
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Oh how imbarissing

 
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disgusting.

 
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omg! i would HATE that! i feel so badd for you!

 
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hahahahah!!!!! this waz very funny what did he say after the fact I WONDER

 
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EWW! That really SUX! (but LOL!) :P

 
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First comment! W00t!

 
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