1 year ago

Chris Totally Hearts...Mariah?

Meet Chris from Saddle Brook, NJ! Isn't he cute?

We found him while walking around the mall one day and subjected him to a round of silly Qs.

He even fessed up to some pretty weird crushes...LOL!

What band are you totally embarrassed to say you love?

Uh...U2.

Is that embarrassing? My dad listens to U2. Yhey are like really old. But let's move onto someone really important: Miley Cyrus. Do you think she is totally awesome or so out?

She is awesome! She is so hot!

I’m with you on that. Everyone has been dissing on her. But back to you… what is the nerdiest thing about you?

I put mayonnaise on everything I eat. Is that nerdy?

No, that is just so gross. Even your veggies?

Well, not really everything.

Anyway…if you were trapped on a deserted island and could bring one food and one person , what and who would they be?

Twizzlers definitely and, can it be a celebrity?

Ya, why not?

Then Mariah Carey. I love her.

OMG! And you are more embarrassed to say you like U2? Haha. Moving on...make up a word and give me the definition.

Crunchlicious. It means crunchy and delicious.

Nice, original, I like it. OK, now a few quick ones. Rock or rap?

Rock.

Cookies or cake?

Cookies.

Nick, Joe or Kevin?

Who?

The Jonas Brothers! Duh?!

Sorry don’t know them.

 
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GASP HE DONT KNOW JONAS??

 
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wanna take a ride on my bumper

 
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haha i like him he doesnt know the jonas brothers. heres the definition for them: FREAKS!!! btu freaks are cool. freaks are cooler than the cool people who know or think they're cool and by knowing or thinking their cool, that makes them totally not cool. get it? WEIRD PEOPLE ARE COOL AND COOL PEOPLE ARENT CUZ ITS NOT COOL TO BE COOL!!! u get a lot more attention running around screaming doddlebobbin then just standing around trying to act all mysterious, mature and serious. cuz only weird people have fun. OKAY?!!?!?!?!?!?!? sorry i got way off topic. i just wanted people to know that. oh yea and uh...that chris guy, kinda hard on the eyes but..hes okay, i guess.

 
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LOL it was 2008 then when this were posted!!!!!!!!

 
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that kid is prettty adorabllle

 
 
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i meant 2 put 1980s....srry!!!!!

 
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he dnt now who tha jonas brothers r!!!!!!! WTF....wow...do he now we is in 2009 nd not tha 1880s whoever u2 r....

 
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wow he doesn't even know who the jobro's are!

 
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haha i like him he doesnt know the jonas brothers. heres the definition for them: FREAKS!!! btu freaks are cool. freaks are cooler than the cool people who know or think they're cool and by knowing or thinking their cool, that makes them totally not cool. get it? WEIRD PEOPLE ARE COOL AND COOL PEOPLE ARENT CUZ ITS NOT COOL TO BE COOL!!! u get a lot more attention running around screaming doddlebobbin then just standing around trying to act all mysterious, mature and serious. cuz only weird people have fun. OKAY?!!?!?!?!?!?!? sorry i got way off topic. i just wanted people to know that. oh yea and uh...that chris guy, kinda hard on the eyes but..hes okay, i guess.

 
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hes from new jersey and he doeasent know who the jonas brothers are freak

 
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hahah u guys were in NJ? cool visit me too! i am in NJ too

 
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Looks like David Henrie a little but seriously who doesnt know the jbs?

 
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Looks like David Henrie a little but seriously who doesnt know the jbs?

 
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who dosnt know the jobros. hes from the same state and he doesnt know him!!! his is so wiierd* by the way who is mariah carey dont know her only the jobros!! :D

 
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he lives in a cave i mean u dont know the jonasw bros

 
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lol hes soooo cute

 
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*GASP* HE DUSNT KNO THE JOBROS??!!???!?!?!?!?!?!? !?!?!??!!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!? !?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? WUT KINDA PERSUN IS HE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? ?!?!??!?!?!?

 
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he is kind of UGLY. but anyway who doesn't know the Jonas Brothers? they are ALWAYS on TV!!! and he knows Mariah Carey but not the Jonas Brothers? does he live in a Cave in the Amazon or something?

 
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he is sooooo cute. too bad he dosent know who the jobros are

 
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if i could only bring one person it would be Nick jonas

 
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OMG DONT WHO THE JOBROS?? UM.. SOMEONE NEEDS TO LOOK AROUND

 
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OMG DONT WHO THE JOBROS?? UM.. SOMEONE NEEDS TO LOOK AROUND

 
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He doesn't kno the Jo Bros??? I <3 them

 
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How come all the questions asking the boys have to do with miley cyrus.. Wtf is that about..

 
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He's pretty cool and cute, I like him, give him a chance!

 
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hot dork :]]!! don't worry im a dork too sometimes lol :]] but yeahh how do you not know the jonas brothers?!???!!

 
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hahaa you dont know the jonas brothers... and man you are hot

 
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hot dork! u r hot dude, but they are the JONAS BROTHERS!!! what is wrong with you???!

 
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HE DOESNT KNOW WHO THE JONAS BROS ARE!!!! THATS A CRIME!!!

 
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i can't believe he does not know who the jonas brothers are. he is such a dork,but he is kinda hot.

 
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OMJ, a person who does NOT know the Jonas Brothers?! That is just weird. :S Who doesn't know that Jonas Brothers? I mean, seriously.

 
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YOU MUST BE SERIOSLY CRAZY NOT TO KNOW THEM!MY COUSIN HAS OJD (OBESSIVE JONAS DISEASE)PLEASE A 4 YEAR OLD KNOWS THEM YOU JUNKY HOBO! your name iS NOW EL STUPIDO I'M NOT MEXICAN,WHATEVER MAJOR LOSER!EVERYBODY ON EARTH KNOWS THEM EL FATTY! YOUR HAIR IS ALOT LIKE EL STUPIDO (YOU)

 
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omg! how does he NOT know the jonas brothers?!?!?! hahahaa. s orry. that kinda shocked me. but it made me laugh at the same time. =] like seriously, what rock has he been hiding under?..lol.

 
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He is TOTALLY UGLY!! ALSO HE IS NOT WHO'S THAT CUTIE MATERIAL!!!!

 
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he doesnt know the jonas brothers!!!!!! where has he been? :l

 
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OMG he is soooo nerdish and not even close 2 cute

 
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you don't even know who the jonas brothers are?! crazy person.

 
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you have to know the jonas brothers

 
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omg anonymos i so wish i was u!if ur actually serious that u know them

 
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i dont know who the jonas brothers are either

 
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OMG!!! how do u not know the JONAS BROTHERS!!! im like realted to them and you dnt know them!! I babysit Frankie when they're away!!!

 
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I dont get the whole Mariah Carey thing... someone tell me!

 
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i prefer cake over cookies and hes totally cuuuuuute.

 
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haha i think its funny that he wants to date mariah carey. who doesn't at least know who the jonas brothers aree?!!?!?

 
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HOWWWWWWWWW DO YOU NOT KNOW THE JONAS BROTHERS

 
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wow, where has he been, i love joe, hes so hot! hes like the cutest guy i've ever seen!

 
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*gasp* doesn't know JB? i repeat *gasp* LOLOLOLOLOLOL

 
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i thuogth EVERY1 new the jo bros especally joe and nick

 
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who doesn't no who the jonas bros are?

 
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umm someone spelled jonas wrong!? anyway he seems cool and thats hilarious that he doesnt know who the jonas brothers r!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :) they suck anyway even though joe is so hot! :)

 
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