1 year ago

My Nose Bled On My Date!

Last summer, I had been hanging out with this girl, Katrina, for awhile, but never really got the courage up to kiss her. I was so nervous something was going to go wrong, like my breath would stink or I would slobber all over her.

Well, one night, we went on a really romantic date to a park and had a picnic. Everything was going really well, so I decided to lean in for a kiss.

But while we were mid-make-out, I felt a drip coming from my nose.

Then I leaned back and noticed Katrina’s shirt was covered in blood! What the heck? Apparently, I was having a serious nose bleed and was getting it all over my crush!

I quickly grabbed a napkin, plugged my nose as best as I could and tilted my head back to stop the bleeding.

To her credit, Katrina ignored all the gross stains and seemed more concerned about me.

But when I dropped her off later, I got a brief goodbye hug rather than a full-on smooch. And then she said wanted to just "be friends."

What a bloody disaster!

 
Like it?
165

Send this to your BFFS!

Send us your own funny stuff!

 

Post a comment!

 
Avatar

vote gloriana!!!!http://abc.go .com/shows/american-music -awards/breakthrough

 
Avatar

that sux 4 u

 
Avatar

ugh, that sucks. and btw, you DONT tilt ur head back. you want the blood out, and that could cause it to clog. :)

 
Avatar

excuse me u can choke on anything if u cant breathe around it srsly take some first aid classes

 
Avatar

u do tilt ur head back u retardu knt choke on blood

 
 
Avatar

stupid u dont lean ur head back when u have a nosebleed idiot u could choke on the blood

 
Avatar

i would have leaned in 4 a make out sesh!!! ::::::::::::::::: ::::::::::::::::::::::::)

 
Avatar

im so sorry

 
Avatar

well if i was the one in tht situation it wouldn't seem like i cared more about if the guy was ok i would care more about him i shirt or dress is a material thing while the person is well a person

 
Avatar

1.cover ur mouth 2. make a wish into ur hand (make it into a fist) 3. post this on 3 different stories and 2MORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY EVER

 
Avatar

everyone gets nosebleeds at one point or another. if she "breaks up with you" (or whatever) then she dosent deserve you. you are way too good and don't let that stop you. just forget about her.

 
Avatar

i agree with twilightisawesome.

 
Avatar

how come when guys get nosebleeds girls get all concerned but when girls get them ppl freak out

 
Avatar

how come when guys get nosebleeds girls get all concerned but when girls get them ppl freak out

 
Avatar

team jonas, I THINK U R BLOODY SHIT

 
Avatar

tht is sad! its a nose bleed though! she can be nice about it i bet she has an issue like urs too tht she cant help!!

 
Avatar

tht is sad! its a nose bleed though! she can be nice about it i bet she has an issue like urs too tht she cant help!!

 
Avatar

thats bloody shit! so is she!

 
Avatar

i wouldn't cause i fell bad for him and did you no i never had a nosebleed

 
Avatar

I agree wit twilightisawesome... I wouldn't have left you if I was her...

 
Avatar

Awww I wouldn't have left you because of a nosebleed.

 
Avatar

GIRLS SITE..................... .GIRLS ONLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!

 
Avatar

aww thats really nice that she cared. ill admit though if i was on a date with some guy and he had a nosebleed id probably only just give him a napkin and thats it, but not bcuz i think its gross or weird but becuz i hate blood!. i get nosebleeds every winter and i get all shakey and they last like an hour i cant stand blood so when someone has a nosebleed i try to stay away from them lol, i no it sounds mean but im terrified of blood cant help it

 
Avatar

awwww... well, at least she cared... Not like other girls who would ignore when guys do stuff like that or directly run to the bathroom and try to clean up the stain.

 
Avatar

The anonymous person that posted one month ago, THOSE ARE NOT THE ONLY 2 WAYS TO GET A NOSE BLEED! Sometimes your blood vessels are too close to the surface and other times its the dry heat, Or the dry air! That was sweet of her! :)

 
Avatar

She sounds nice enough though. That's sweet of her to care.

 
Avatar

and anonymous think maybe YOU'RE the nose picker

 
Avatar

haha i lied about the pad thing

 
Avatar

haha i lied about the pad thing

 
Avatar

By:teamedward97777 thats pretty mean...its not like u wanted ur nose to bleed....how can she say she just wants to be friends if it wasnt ur fault????

 
Avatar

after JUST a nose bleed she says just wants to be friends! That's mean!

 
Avatar

YEA THAT WAS A BLOODY DIASTER AT LEAST SHE WAS NICE ABOUT IT!

 
Avatar

really, i agree with the two ppl under me because i have nosebleeds all the time. Anonymous im really sorry but you are like a streotype

 
Avatar

nose bleeds? yeah, i totes agree with person right below me. nose bleeds are like my monthly frend. liike a period-but through the nose. ps once a girl in class tried to put a pad on her nostrils and taped it all on. it leaked throo tho it was a real gusher.

 
Avatar

ok anonymous, u can have nosebleeds just bcs they come on suddenly not from picking ur nose u stupid. i get them a lot

 
Avatar

THAT SUCKS!

 
Avatar

at least she wanted to see if you were ok

 
Avatar

u were pickin ur nose or else u ran into something full in the face. tose r the only 2 ways 2 get a nose bleed nose picker

 
Avatar

that sucks

 
Avatar

O SHE IS A JERK! POOR YOU..

 
Avatar

anonymous stopp

 
Avatar

aw well i thought she was nice at first but....

 
Avatar

thats so shallow, i wouldnt do that. i would feel like so bad for that guy

 
Avatar

I would stay with that guy. If that guy was just a guy that RARELY OR NEVER GETS NOSE BLEEDS, then I would be helping him if he had a nose bleed, so yeah...:)

 
Avatar

Awwwwwwwww!!

 
Avatar

aw. what kind of girl would do that? i'm a girl and i would never do that to someone.

 
Avatar

I get nose bleeds all the time:( and im a girl. so i dont care about blood..:)

 
Avatar

u poop head y?

 
Avatar

aww i wouldnt have dumped somebody for that reason. mind u she might have had other resons WHO KNOWS?

 
Avatar

who would get mad over that its not your faultt at all

 
Previous123Next