1 year ago

My Little Bro Was a Crayon Menace!

A couple of months ago, I invited this guy named Derek (who I had the HUGEST crush on) over to my house...which may have been a big mistake.

The problem was my little brother Sam is in one of those phases where he draws with his crayons on everything

Luckily, Derek likes kids, so he got along with Sam, and the two seemed so sweet together.

Not so sweet? The fact that Sam left a secret message in red crayon on the back of my shorts... 

I didn't notice a thing, until I got up and my mom noticed some strange red marks on my clothes.

"Uh, honey? You might want to look in a mirror," she whispered.

I went upstairs and finally saw what Sam drew on my shorts: "BIG BUTT!" 

I was so embarrassed, I didn't come back down until Derek was gone. He must have seen the crayon on my butt the whole time and didn't say anything!

As for my little bro, well let's just say I was seeing red.

 
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person under me i agree with u

 
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sooo stupid (below) those are everywhere! NOTHING happens! :D

 
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weeks ago sorry about this... when u r reading this dont stop or something bad will happen! my name is summer i am 15 years old i have blonde hair ,many scars no nose or ears.. i am dead. if u dont copy this just like from the ring, copy n post this on 5 more sites.. or.. i will appear one dark quiet night when ur not expecting it by your bed with a knife and kill u. this is no joke something good will happen to u if you post this on 5 more pages

 
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weeks ago sorry about this... when u r reading this dont stop or something bad will happen! my name is summer i am 15 years old i have blonde hair ,many scars no nose or ears.. i am dead. if u dont copy this just like from the ring, copy n post this on 5 more sites.. or.. i will appear one dark quiet night when ur not expecting it by your bed with a knife and kill u. this is no joke something good will happen to u if you post this on 5 more pages

 
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put ur bro up 4 adoption thatz what i would do

 
 
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If i were u i would just b like oh gawd then say brb change shorts and FORGET ABOU IT LOSER!!!

 
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that chain message is so crazy....:i

 
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Oh come on. It's just crayon, You should have just changed your shorts and gone back down. Thats not really embarrasing!

 
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does he cared bout that maybe he just loves you for who you r and doesn't care if you have an BIG BUTT

 
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WOW! HAHAHAH SUX 4 U

 
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WOW! HAHAHAH SUX 4 U

 
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looks like my little cousin

 
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wow!!! lolz!!!!

 
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or feel him writing on ur bum??

 
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wouldnt u see BIG BUTT on ur shorts?

 
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PLEASE DONT READ THIS.YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE .HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS.NOW UV STARTED READING DIS DONT STOP THIS SO SCARY XSEND THIS OVER TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN YOUR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS .THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS

 
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hahaahahaahh thats funny

 
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i would joke about it!!!!!

 
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Go Mom!

 
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yea i would just joke around about it, like turn and slap my butt and stuff. this is what i hate about people! they take things WAY to seriously!!

 
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ouch try to get back at him.. i would

 
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thats not embarrasing! actually it would have been kinda funny 2 me!

 
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LOL!!! I wouldnt really mind,Id just laugh abt it

 
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why wouldn't u just change your shorts if Derek was downstairs and you were upstairs?

 
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i hate bros:(

 
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HEHE DID YOU SLICE HIS THROUGHT??

 
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i would've killed my bro if he did that....i feel bad 4 u

 
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didn't he get in like big trouble?!

 
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lmfao wow if dat was my bro i woulda pushed him down da stairs lol jk i woulda got him back somehow

 
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i like the way your brother thinks. very creative for his age...

 
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wow i would tottally fart in his nose or butt

 
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wow

 
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that a bummer

 
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bummer

 
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sounds like something my lil bro woul;d do....if he could spell

 
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did he spell it right? if he did, then isallgood;P

 
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hey, its not that big a deal, its funny, if i was put in that situation i would have been laughing so hard. get over it. not embarrassing

 
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you should have used the swearword machine!

 
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i would have been so mad and i prob would have throwen my bro outta a window (crayons and all)

 
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I can't believe that! if that ever happened to me..i would be so mad! I would scream at him. and i'm lucky because i don't have a little brother!

 
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thats not kewl but it is not that horrible you should have come back down then he would have seen that you are kewl like that and really dont care even if you did care lol

 
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wow?

 
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you must haved made Derek think you were one of those divas that keep people waiting. But crayon is that bad. YOU WILL LIVE

 
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well i think u should have just changed and gone downstairs, i mean ur bro could have done alot worse things!!!!!

 
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u shoulda just changed clothes and came back down who knos wat could have happened?

 
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its not THAT bad... i would of just laughed it off! =]]

 
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if he saw it it doesnt matter cause it means he was lookin at ur butt lol

 
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i dont think its that back of a deal. maybe he didnt even notice, well he probaly did but oh well

 
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You should of not worried about it. It's not THAT embarrassing, that you hide in your room.

 
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That's funny. Booty Suits rock! But seriously, why didn't youchange and go back to Derek (Booty Suit means an article of clothing that accents your butt, good or bad accidently or on purpose)

 
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