1 year ago

I Sneezed Right In His Face!

Last summer, I was SO into this cute guy named Henry who worked at the pizza place I always went to. Well, anyway, we had hung out a couple of times and I could tell he was like definitely gonna kiss me soon.

Unfortunately, my allergies were acting up, and I had a crazy runny nose on the night we had plans to go to a movie.

I went anyway and packed my allergy medicine. During the movie, I was fine. And after the date, my sinuses seemed all clear too.

But then, just as Henry was about to lean in to give me a goodnight kiss, I felt my nose tickle...

Yep, I totally sneezed all over him! And it was a nasty one, too, filled with all kinds of slime! Henry backed away and wiped all the spit and boogers from his face.

I felt really disgusting, and even worse when I saw him the next day with a bad cold!

Lucky for me, Henry forgot all about it. And I brought him chicken noodle soup to say sorry. That was the night we had our first kiss, in fact...

It was a little snotty, but totally awesome! What? Is that really gross that we were like mucus lovers?

 
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this guy is a good one, obviously not a jerk!

 
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That is really gross that you were like mucus lovers.

 
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that is so sweet o him. your lucky he forgave you and wasn't grossed or mad that you got him sick. that is amazingly romantic in a kind of disgusting way! TOO SWEET!

 
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aaaaaaawwwwww that so sweet in a creepy discusting way. That guy seems rlly nice.

 
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aww thats so sweet that he forgave you if he did that then hes a keeper

 
 
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haha. i think its really sweet that he forgave you cuz most guys would just be grossed out and never talk to you again!

 
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awwww if he forget all bout it then he is a keeper =P

 
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(bing bong bing bong) whats that? *bing bong bing bong* What? ^Bing Bong Bing Bong^ WHAT??? BING BBONG BING BONG!!!!!!!!!!!!! wedding bellz! da-na-na-na, da-na-na-na, da-na-na-na-da-da-da-na-n a-na-na...

 
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eww gross but still happy ending

 
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do i hear wedding bells

 
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YAY! happy ending!

 
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This is the only story from the "embarrassing moments" category that has a happy ending! good 4 you gurl!

 
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um you don't get sick from allergies in your face

 
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Aaaaaawww!! so cute!

 
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i luv stories with happy endings.

 
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ahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa

 
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thats cute that even tho u got him sick he was all nice about it

 
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It's nice he didn't like sneeze in ur face back when u kissed. ; )

 
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???

 
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thats really cute omgg atleast he wasn't being an A hole about it ^^ :D

 
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its kinda cute, but really gross~~ lol

 
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aww lol thats adorable

 
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awww...thats really true love<3

 
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thts so cute awww im happy for u 2

 
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aww!

 
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awwww! at least he was cool! those guys R SOOOOOOOO HARD 2 FIND!

 
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Camilla!

 
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awwww thats awsome! and he must be a really cool guy!

 
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thats an awesome guy. after that with guys at my school. u would never hear from them again.

 
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aww the snot couple! lol just kidding I'm sorry. I'd hate for that to happen to me.

 
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haha, i have the same name as you but mines with an e on the end camille

 
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awww that was sweet but the boogers and slime TMI!!!!

 
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That;s cute but then at the same time I think that;s really disgusting. Were you swallowing the snot or something. Ick. Talking about it makes my stomach hurts.

 
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ew that's gross but cute. at least he wasn't mad. that's so sweet of him. =]

 
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Now every time he gets sick you have to feed him soup. Besides, sneezing on him gives him the same germs as kissing him, right?

 
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Awww. :)

 
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awwww.......

 
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i livein lubbock to....wweeeiiirrrddd

 
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Oh you guys like totally like each other

 
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happily ever after!!!:)))

 
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how do i sign up to post one of these lol

 
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i sneezed in a guys face one time!he was about to kiss me his name waz peter i sneezed right on his face and with out breakin eye contact he ran the back of his hand across his face and kissed me! we sat there for 30 minuets him just holding me

 
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ew.... enough said

 
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totally disgussting but it worked out

 
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thats gross but at least u have ur dream guy

 
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ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!! but all is well and ends well with a kiss

 
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ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!! but all is well and ends well with a kiss

 
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ill yuck um wow i would have been beyond embrassed thats cute,( mucus lovers) :)

 
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you have to sign up, jenloveszebras

 
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Awww he's sweet

 
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