1 year ago
He Caught Me Pooping In the Woods!
Submitted by Myra (16), from Newburgh, NY
A few weeks ago, this really cute guy named John, who I had been crushing on for a long time, asked me to go on a hike with him.
I am SO not the outdoorsy type, but I couldn’t say no, right? Especially when it meant some quality alone time with John!
So I went on the hike, even though I hated every mosquito-biting second of it. And to make matters worse, a half-hour into the journey, I felt my stomach turn…
Yep, I had diarrhea — and there were no bathrooms for miles! I didn’t want John to know about my embarrassing, um, situation...so I snuck away to go Number Two, while he was busy reading a map.
I must have been gone longer than I thought, because John actually came looking for me. I tried to hide the best I could, but right as I was mid-poop, he found me crouching in the middle of a bush.
"Sorry!" he said. "Didn't realize you were busy!"
Basically, I couldn't look John in the eye for the rest of the hike (not to mention the five other times I had to answer "Nature's Call").
By the end, let's just say I was completely pooped out.
What do you think? Should I try to go out with John again...or will he always have that DISGUSTING image of me going to the bathroom in his head? Yechhh!
go 4 it girl
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funny but sad
lol rofl!!! omg so sorry!! loll
Get a new crush and lets just say don't ever go on a hike with a guy ur crushing on. Unless u know there might be a bathroom or u aren't like sick or something! lol though funny story
go out with him i man everyone has thse problems
i say that u should get a new crush !
ewww it must suck to be you:(
dude that SUCKS!!!!!!!
awww maybe ask him out again cuz he said i didnt realize you were busy nicely right???
well....try to explain wht happened calmly..and maybe he'll understand...hopefully... if u do..fingers crossed!
I say call him and go out with him again, but go where there are restrooms!
but if u ask him he wil ignore u..... u should do it!
NEVER EVER look at that boy AGAAAAAAAIN
dont give up!!!
HA!!!!At least he was nice."Sorry!" he said. "Didn't realize you were busy!" That's sweet.Some boys would be like:"WOW!R u takin a dump???Sorry!" Oh some dudes would be like "Crap sorry." He seems nice don't give up on him.I hope u had sanitizer or something.GOOD LUCK MYRA!
you shuld go out wit him again!
i agree with randomgrl if he was extremly grossed out he wud of been like omg what the heck are u doing but instead he said srry well of course he was probably grossed out but didnt make a scene about it
why shud u apoligize he should be the one who is sorry
you should go out wit him again. he said he was sorry for walking in on you, and u shud apologiz. maybe he'll forgive u.
mabey u should of told him that you had to take a dump
well, next time why dont u tell him ur not the outdoorsy type. maybe hes not either maybe he thought you were. you never no until u try.
I would have said no to the hike just say can we do it in a couple days my stomach ddoesnt feel ggood
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digust image!!! Try at least , 6 months before you try it. Oh yea. Look ur best he'll prob forget about it by then
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man that sucks for u!!! i would be so embarrassed!!
ouch.... embaaaaaaaaaaaaarassing! ha ha 'pooped out' ha ha.
I'm sry but u should find a new guy! I would if it were me! But do what u want! :P
she should NEVER but it wax a funny story
no you dummy
no way! i would never show my face ever again if i were you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AWESOME!
every time i go into the woods for some reason i have to poop really bad, so the first time i pooped outside it sucked but now i like to poop outside. i like the feeling.
You go girl! Totally go with him again. It's not like he cares, we all crap.
have you ever talked to him since?
gross
i think you can't really go out with him or .... i don't know my opnion
sorry give it sum time and next time you see him make him forget how you looked back there and look really HOT :] p.s like jaw dropping hot :]
i would ask him
i would NEVER go out with my crush if he caught me taking a dump in the woods! to embarassing! :(
wow
ask em!
Yes of course but this time use it to your advantage and instead of pooping be there in wait, Naked and surprise him. After all he was probably wishing for an adventure like that
uh u know, this is y we hav adults like school councilers, moms, grandma's, foster parents, teachers, and aunts- NOT STRANGERS oh and yah go out with him but idk if U should ask HIM that would be stupid- w8 nvm. here's wat i think- ASK UR MOM!!! ha do that
I think you should ask him out again
me too!