1 year ago
I Fell Into The Garbage Can!
Submitted by Elizabeth (15), from Ossining, NY
A couple of weeks ago, I was hanging out at the beach with my friends. We were doing the usual: You know, scoping out all the hotties in bathing suits!
Well, one of those hotties actually started chatting me up. I couldn't believe it! His name was Justin and he had the cutest blue eyes!
In fact, I was so mesmerized by him, that I wasn't paying attention AT ALL to where I was walking on the boardwalk.
Sure enough, just as I was getting up the courage to ask Justin out, I tripped over a handrail on the side of the boardwalk...and fell right into the nastiest, stinkiest, foulest trashcan in the world!
Ugh! Not only was I was so grossed out, but it was SO embarrassing that Justin had to help me out.
The poor guy was forced to peel rotten bananas and dirty toilet paper off me.
Needless to say, that kinda killed the vibe! I ran home to take a shower RIGHT away to get the horrible smell off me.
But the stench of my klutzy flirting session wasn't easy to get rid of.
I'm not sure if I'll ever see Justin again. Do you think he'd even talk to me... or would he have to hold his nose the whole time?
OMG!! I used 2 have a crush with cute deep blue eyes, but there was rumors going around that I liked him. It was true, but if someone asked me, I would deny it. Now I hate him cuz I asked him if he was dating anyone, and he said "Ya i am sux 4 u" and I said "No it doesn't" and he said "Thats not what i've been hearing" I got so angry, and disliked him ever since. I HATE HIM!!! The rumors got to him. I was thinking in my head "Well, thats what you've heard and I didn't approve". GOD! So what happened to u, was prbly embarassing, but let it go. It was just 1 guy u met 1 day.
I DID TO BUT IN FRONT OF MY OLD CRUSH
OMG!!!!that is sssoooooooo disgusting man if i were you i would need therapy!!!!!!!!!!
banana_ripple spelled liar wrong...anyways, i feel bad 4 u
LIER!!!
You can't fall into a dustbin! Seriously! Lieeeeeerrrr! Plus, Its not even bad. And why would there be dirty toilet paper in a dustbin by the beach hummm??
wat ev. total lie. you cant do that and not get hurt. think before you lie, retard!!
omg y do ppl post FAKE things on the internet just for publicity???
try tripping and having the guy catch u, but not into a garbage can.
duh, that NEVER works!
OMG! This is a true thing that happens! Its not a chain letter! It's kinda scary at first but it really works!! Paste this message into 3 comments and prest ALT F1 and your crushes name will appear on the screen!!! It's so weird!
this story is a huge LIE!
D-: thts sd rlly sd i fll so bd 4 u
mhmm that totaly happened (wow this story is a LIE)
i think justin will b able 2 laughabout if, he seems nice
wo that is what i call good luck
Once I was on the beach with my friends and then this hot guy named Peyton came and started to talk to me. It was so hot! His two friends even started flirting with MY two friends! It was perfect! Naturally, a game of Truth or Dare started. My friend Amber dared me to go up to the rocks where you weren't allowed and dance around singing the Winnie The Pooh theme song. I was really nervous and didn't want to do it, but it was worth it when Peyton offered to help me climb up the rocks and he would dance with me. I totally said fine, I'd do it. On the rocks, we started goofing around and I slipped. The thing is, you're not supposed to go on the rocks because they're really slippery and if you fell, you could hit your head cause the rocks are REALLY sharp. I didn't really think about all that until I slipped. I didn't know what to do, so I grabbed Peyton for support. I went down with him! I fell in the water (thankfully not on the rocks) and I started to like, drown! Peyton was so pissed but he still helped me out. I kinda like hit the water really hard, so I broke my arm, so I couldn't swim. When Peyton found out what happened, he took me in his car to go to a doctor. Accidents happen, but sometimes they're good!
wow i feel bad 4 u. but u should really ask him out the next time u c him!!!
If he is a kewl guy and u ever c him again i think he would talk 2 u
yuck
he will talk to u because he probaly knew it was just a mistake
AT LEAST HE HELPED U OUT. HE PROBABLY FELT BAD.
u never no that he would talk to u again but if he does after that hes a keeper cuz then hes sweet but if he sees u and makes fun of u defitley dont go out with him.lol thats so funny and embarrassing..lol
find him and ask him out he mite turn out 2 be an amazing boyfriend!!!
hahaa thats funny.... he'll talk to you. it was an accident
that really stinks!!!!!!!!!!
oooooooooo
accidents happen
ya i feel your pain one in elmentary schoolit waz the last day of school and we were taking the desk out of the class room into the hall and i dropped i desk on my foot and started tearing up and everyone there waz laughing @ me includeing my crush!!! but when he saw that i waz really hurt he helped me up and askedif i waz ok hes soo sweet and i still like him (im now in middle school)
I used to like a guy named Justin...He moved away and I haven't seen him since. I'm not helping, am I?
If he never talked to you again..JUST because you fell into a trashcan..he would be a jerk.because would you talk to him again if he fell into a trash can?? Probably..
Just Because you fell in a TrashCan, he would like not talk to u. I would be like SO i fell in A trashCan! Big freaking Deal! I know its REALLY embaressing.
how hard is it to watch where youre going? i dont care how cute he was hewasn't worth fallin into the grabage for.
y wouldnt he want to talk all u did was fall into a trashcan its not like u blew boggers on him or something rlly gross like that thats just stupid to think he wont talk to u-kate
wow, sucks to be you, and sorry to burst your bubble, he probably wont want to talk to you again... ak=tleast not by any trashcans
eww i hate touching dirty thing so if i waz u i would have probually puked also plz vote 4 my joke @ 4tnz.com/node/18939 thx peeps
wow thats bad but he will talk to y ou again
eewwwww. nasty!
sux for you!
justin sounds nice i think he'll still talk to you. you probably should have stuck around for a few to maybe get his number.
He souned like he was really nice, and so i am sure if you guys met again he would ask you out. BEST WISHES!
He'll probably still talk to you
omg!!! i feel sooooo bad for u!!! but justin sounds way cute! hope he'll go out wit u!! ;)
that is so embarising!!!! ewwwww omg! i'm sorry for u
lol.....thts so bad
That's no big deal.
That really sucks that u fell into it!!!!!!!!