1 year ago
Is THIS The Funniest Joke Ever?
The Nintendo DS contest is so on! Here's one entry aiming to win the ROTFL race:
"Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish.
"The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same.
"The third guy says 'I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here.'"
Do'h! Sucks for the first two guys...
If you want to see more jokes like this one...or to send us your own and win the DS, just click here!
Make everybody pee their pantses laughing! (Don't worry, there's plenty of underwear to go around.)
THATS FUNNY FUNNFROG3000!!!!!! HAHAHA HAHA
a blonde and a brunette are best buddies. they go out to eat and there is a tv in the resturant. it's on the news and it says a guy is going to jump off the empire state building. the brunette says to the blonde "I bet you 50 bucks he'll do it." The blonde says "I bet he won't. You're on." The news continues. The guy jumps off the building. The blonde hands the money to the brunette. The brunette says "I can't take this! You're my friend. Besides, it wasn't fair. I already saw the news today. The blonde says "I saw the news too. I just didn't think he would do it again."
a blonde and a brunette are best buddies. they go out to eat and there is a tv in the resturant. it's on the news and it says a guy is going to jump off the empire state building. the brunette says to the blonde "I bet you 50 bucks he'll do it." The blonde says "I bet he won't. You're on." The news continues. The guy jumps off the building. The blonde hands the money to the brunette. The brunette says "I can't take this! You're my friend. Besides, it wasn't fair. I already saw the news today. The blonde says "I saw the news too. I just didn't think he would do it again."
that joke is so old.
ive heard it
teamjonas11's one was sooooooo funny!!lol 'moleasses',haha.
woooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooow
lol yeah right anoymous!
wow so funnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!
3 chics rob a bank and the police are after them...so they go and hide in the zoo. theres a red head, a blonde and a brunnete the 3 things they hide are a monkey and lion cage and a sack of potatoes. the RH hides in the monkey cage, the brunnete in the lion cage and the blonde in the potatoe sack the P come in and go byh the Money RH says OH AH OH AH the go to the lion and the brunnete says RRRRRRR the go by the sack of potatoes and the blonde goes POTATOES POTATOES guess who goes to jail!!!
sorry about this... when u r reading this dont stop or something bad will happen! my name is summer i am 15 years old i have blonde hair ,many scars no nose or ears.. i am dead. if u dont copy this just like from the ring, copy n post this on 5 more sites.. or.. i will appear one dark quiet night when ur not expecting it by your bed with a knife and kill u. this is no joke something good will happen to u if you post this on 5 more pages
there was a chinese guy who moved here and he didnt speak much english. he turned on the tv and there was a person saying "mi mi mi mi mi", he turned the channel and people were sayin "forks and knives forks and knives", he turned the channel again and it was a commercial that said "plug it in plug it in". ther was a knock at the door and it was a policeman. he asked "do you know who killed the person next door"? the chinese guy said "mi mi mi mi mi". the policeman asked "how did u kill him"? chinese guy said "forks and knive forks and knives". the policeman said "i have to take you down town and put you in the electric chair". when the chinese guy was in the chair he said "plug it in plug it in"!
lol
teamjonas, ur joke is not funny at all and either is the one about the genie thing or whatev
kina funny. I like teamjonas11's better though.
sorry about this... when u r reading this dont stop or something bad will happen! my name is summer i am 15 years old i have blonde hair ,many scars no nose or ears.. i am dead. if u dont copy this just like from the ring, copy n post this on 5 more sites.. or.. i will appear one dark quiet night when ur not expecting it by your bed with a knife and kill u. this is no joke something good will happen to u if you post this on 5 more pages
no, THIS is: three moles are on a vacation and 2 decide to go for fresh air. they hide in the long grass and stick their bums in the 3rd's face when he pokes his head out. the 3rd guy says 'i smell moleasses.'
NOT FUNNY STUPID!
haha. thats soooo funny -.-" LAME!!
OMG FUNNY! This is a true thing that happens! Its not a chain letter! It's kinda scary at first but it really works!! Paste this message into 3 comments and prest ALT F1 and your crushes name will appear on the screen!!! It's so weird
miranda got that from CHOWDER
OMG! This is a true thing that happens! Its not a chain letter! It's kinda scary at first but it really works!! Paste this message into 3 comments and prest ALT F1 and your crushes name will appear on the screen!!! It's so weird!
OMG! This is a true thing that happens! Its not a chain letter! It's kinda scary at first but it really works!! Paste this message into 3 comments and prest ALT F1 and your crushes name will appear on the screen!!! It's so weird!
OMG! This is a true thing that happens! Its not a chain letter! It's kinda scary at first but it really works!! Paste this message into 3 comments and prest ALT F1 and your crushes name will appear on the screen!!! It's so weird!
WHAT DO I CLICK ON TO GETIT TO MY DS ???
OMG! This is a true thing that happens! Its not a chain letter! It's kinda scary at first but it really works!! Paste this message into 3 comments and prest ALT F1 and your crushes name will appear on the screen!!! It's so weird!
OMG! This is a true thing that happens! Its not a chain letter! It's kinda scary at first but it really works!! Paste this message into 3 comments and prest ALT F1 and your crushes name will appear on the screen!!! It's so weird!
read MY joke!!!!!! Three guys were on desert. One brought water, the other brought food, and one found a car. He ripped the door off it and kept going. When they stopped, one guy asked why they brought water. They said, "In case we get thirsty." The other guy asked why they brought food. And he said, "Because we might get hungry." And the last guy asked why the man brought the car door. He said, "Just in case we get hot, we can roll down the window!
Miranda did u get that from Icarly???
There were 3 men that were hiking at the grand canyon. They all tripped over a magic rock and fell off the cliff. As the first man was going down, he said "i wish i'd land in a pile of pillows!' and he did, and he was safe. The second man said, as he was falling,'I wish i would land in a pile of money' and he did, so he was wealthy and safe. The third guy, who was dimwitted and didnt know it was a MAGIC rock, said as he was falling,'OH CRAP!!!' so he landed in a pile of crap. THE END HAHA
okayyyzzz...
What's the difference between Roast Beef, and Pea Soup? Anyone can Roast beef. But no one can PEE Soup! ~*Miranda*~
what! i didnt get it kinda retarted!
LOL
OMG! This is a true thing that happens! Its not a chain letter! It's kinda scary at first but it really works!! Paste this message into 3 comments and prest ALT F1 and your crushes name will appear on the screen!!! It's so weird!
OMG! This is a true thing that happens! Its not a chain letter! It's kinda scary at first but it really works!! Paste this message into 3 comments and prest ALT F1 and your crushes name will appear on the screen!!! It's so weird!
OMG! This is a true thing that happens! Its not a chain letter! It's kinda scary at first but it really works!! Paste this message into 3 comments and prest ALT F1 and your crushes name will appear on the screen!!! It's so weird!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAH YOU GUYS AREN'T VERY BRIGHT.
not real funny just stupid i mean why wouldn't the 3rd guy wish to be home??????
??? wtf that is so not funny!!!!!
u all r u so fuken stupid thats not funny at all!!
heard dat 1 b4........
that it not funny people
gr thats my joke *^%^*^&$^&*^&@$%4
gr thats my joke *^%^*^&$^&*^&@$%4
READ MY JOKE!!!!!! Three guys were on desert. One brought water, the other brought food, and one found a car. He ripped the door off it and kept going. When they stopped, one guy asked why they brought water. They said, "In case we get thirsty." The other guy asked why they brought food. And he said, "Because we might get hungry." And the last guy asked why the man brought the car door. He said, "Just in case we get hot, we can roll down the window! You can send your jokes to weeone1992@yahoo.com. If I like them, I will post them on MyYearbook! If you liked it, please type yes or no.
i've heard that blond joke b4. *yawns*
This Is Lame i Dont get it.:(
Think of an english person saying Cheetos HA HA HA
Think of an english person saying Cheetos HA HA HA