1 year ago

Is THIS The Funniest Joke Ever?

The Nintendo DS contest is so on! Here's one entry aiming to win the ROTFL race:

"Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish.

"The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same.

"The third guy says 'I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here.'"

Do'h! Sucks for the first two guys...

If you want to see more jokes like this one...or to send us your own and win the DS, just click here!

Make everybody pee their pantses laughing! (Don't worry, there's plenty of underwear to go around.)

 

 
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not that funny...

 
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nick cant die of his diabetes you no how i know in have diabetes. So wtf dont think you know everything about something you really know nothing about!!!!!!!!!!

 
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DEAR ANONYMOUS:YOU ARE SOOOOOO STUPID!!! YOU MIGHT THINK THAT THE JOBROS ARE UGLY?!?! LOTS OF GIRLS IN AMERICA AND AROUND THE WORLD LOVE JB!!!!!! JB RULE!!!! P.S. YOU ARE UGLY FOR SAYING JB IS UGLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 
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I HATE THE JO BROS. THEY R SOSOSO UGLY. BUT THEE FUNNIEST THING MY 76 YEAR OLD GRANNY LOVES THEE JO BROS NEW VIDEO LOVEBUG AND THINKS THEE JO BROS ARE HANDSOME I THINK THEY ARE SOSOSSO SO UGLY.

 
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yes it is

 

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i soooooooooooo luv the Jonas bros burnin' up vid.! My grandma thats 65 luvs Nick! He almost died cause of diabetes!! IDK that Sel. is in that vid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!! S0000000000000000 c0000000000L!!

 
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it was funny but I've heard if a lot

 
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i love jobros

 
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I LUV THIS BUT I REALLY DONT LIKE MILEY

 
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IF YOU LIKE ME JOKE SAY GO JONASCRAZY GO JONASCRAZY AND MY NAME IS ALYSSA

 
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listin abcdefg aint nobody gonna mess with me your momma your dada your old married gramma shes 95 she thinks shes fine shes goin out with frankinstine you wish you wish you just got dissed WORD

 
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i luuuuuuv joe jonas

 
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i luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uv joe jonas

 
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VOTE FOR ME PLEASE!!I REALLY NEED ONE!!!

 
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Please vote for me I really need a DS all my friends have them.

 
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your mom but harers are soo long that when she goses to the bathrom she seais who tuairnd out the lights???!!!....:p

 
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When I said, you shouldn't have any on the home page because they will just the most JOKES, I meant VOTES. Sorry.

 
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This is not fair! They put his on the Home Page so he'll get the most ROTFL's. I have never had a Nintendo DS and I really really really really really really want to. Vote for me. I don't know my number but I'm either 18911 or 19811. My joke is "Why do people fart in their car? To get gas in it!" I know it's not funny but it's the only one I have. You shouldn't have any on the homepage because they will get the most jokes. Along to this joke, it isn't even funny!

 
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if you rock but your mom said to you to do your project about stars what would you rather rock or do your project about stars? i think i can be a rockstar!

 
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lolz plz vote 4 my joke @ www.4tnz.com/node/18939 thz peeps ;)

 
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not bad.. but i'm gonna win the DS!

 
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yeah, I would have taken that wish too!

 
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i think thats funny...but i could maybe do better

 
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I wonder if that was my brother?These r the questions that haunt me...

 
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la la lol idk