1 year ago

My Bro Put My Secret Diary On MySpace!

My 9 year-old brother Nolan is super nosy and it's REALLY annoying. Even though I try to lock my room to keep him out, he always finds a way to get in and snoop through my stuff.

One weekend, we were having a little fight. Okay, I broke his Xbox controller by accident...so sue me! Anyway, Nolan decided to get his revenge.

While I was out at the mall, Nolan snuck into my room and found my super secret diary hidden under my mattress...

The worst part was that Nolan totally knows how to upload stuff to MySpace...and he created a whole page devoted to my most private confessions!

I won't go into everything that was on there (I made him take it down IMMEDIATELY). But basically, it revealed that I had a HUGE crush on my best friend's boyfriend, that I only pretended to like the JoBros (when I really didn't) and that I still occasionally wet the bed. Arrgggh!

After that, I basically wanted to download a major whoopin' to bratty Nolan. But was it my own fault for not finding a better hiding spot for my diary?

What would YOU have done to your sib if they did that?

 
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shoved a cup of noddles up his ass

 
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shoved a cup of noddles up his ass

 
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guge, kick his ass lol

 
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i would of typed sorry that was my dumb *** brother and would of hid it and make a plan for serious revenge

 
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find a pillow with a zipper and hide it in there

 
 
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i'm lucky because i have no brothers or sister but i'd punch him like a pinata

 
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kissing game dont worry dis isnt scary hold you breath copy and past dis add this 2 1 story if you can hold ur breath ur a good kisser

 
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kissing game dont worry dis isnt scary hold you breath copy and past dis add this 2 1 story if you can hold ur breath ur a good kisser

 
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kissing game dont worry dis isnt scary hold you breath copy and past dis add this 2 1 story if you can hold ur breath ur a good kisser

 
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kissing game dont worry dis isnt scary hold you breath copy and past dis add this 2 1 story if you can hold ur breath ur a good kisser

 
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kissing game dont worry dis isnt scary hold you breath copy and past dis add this 2 1 story if you can hold ur breath ur a good kisser

 
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kissing game dont worry dis isnt scary hold you breath copy and past dis add this 2 1 story if you can hold ur breath ur a good kisser

 
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i would b so mad i would b ready 2 fight him literally.I would tell everyone all his friends a secret.All is fair in love and war.

 
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she should hide it in her laundry basket- nobody would look there

 
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i would hve screamed, possiblie cried, and told my 'rentz. and i would so hve brought sumthn of theirs(lke a teddy bear they sleep w/ or a drooled on pillow) and shown it to their whole skool

 
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jo bros STICK yo go girl

 
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dont keep a diary

 
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First of all, I would KILL him! Okay, not really, but I would totally get even. And how couldn't you like the jobros??!!?? You shouldn't lie.

 
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how could u NOT like the jobros????????????????

 
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kissing game dont worry dis isnt scary hold you breath copy and past dis add this 2 1 story if you can hold ur breath ur a good kisser

 
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I'd punch him

 
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I woulda been real mad

 
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I would seriously tape him to a punching bag

 
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wow am i glad my brothers wouldn't do that. but i would smack him silly and snoop around in HIS stuff and find out his biggest secret and blackmail him using it. that's the perfect way to get revenge.

 
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told my parents, they yell REALLY LOUD! :)

 
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smack him silly

 
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Its ur fault, u broke his XBOX controller. what did u expect him to do? XBOX IS LIFE!

 
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smack them so hard thats for sure

 
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weeks ago sorry about this... when u r reading this dont stop or something bad will happen! my name is summer i am 15 years old i have blonde hair ,many scars no nose or ears.. i am dead. if u dont copy this just like from the ring, copy n post this on 5 more sites.. or.. i will appear one dark quiet night when ur not expecting it by your bed with a knife and kill u. this is no joke something good will happen to u if you post this on 5 more pages

 
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i would have killed them. and tried to send them to military school

 
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um my bro wldnt b alive if that happened

 
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i would try and be friends with my brother, maybe he`ll stop being so nosy

 
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ElizabethGomes1 ur parents r abusive no offense +

 
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I would TELL UR PARNETS AND DELETE HIS ACCOUNT OR EMBRASS HIM IN FRONT OF HIS FRIENDS

 
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I would TELL UR PARNETS AND DELETE HIS ACCOUNT OR EMBRASS HIM IN FRONT OF HIS FRIENDS

 
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WOW, THAT SUCKS.You should find a better spot but it's not REALLY your fault. You have a crush on ur BBF'S BF,that's kinda bad.My brother takes my stuff too, I pinch him so hard he crys,but i do tgus when my rents arn't home. I alway get my revenge.

 
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next time if u have one of those memory foam pillows, unzip it and put it in there! its fool proof cuz i have one and thats where i put it

 
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i have a %&*#$% annoying lil bro,he tells all my secrets to everyone.ide kill him myself but that's illegel and i cant do that cuz it would be a sin.ide tell my parents and trust me,my mom would make him bleed.shedid to me but it didnt hurt that much cuz i ran away.my brother is always a victum

 
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i have a freakin annoying bro too!ok,i left some pads in my room and he showed them to his hot friends!i hid my face for the rest of that year.now im called paddy maddy

 
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i have a freakin annoying bro too!ok,i left some pads in my room and he showed them to his hot friends!i hid my face for the rest of that year.now im called paddy maddy

 
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i have a freakin annoying bro too!ok,i left some pads in my room and he showed them to his hot friends!i hid my face for the rest of that year.now im called paddy maddy

 
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i have a freakin annoying bro too!ok,i left some pads in my room and he showed them to his hot friends!i hid my face for the rest of that year.now im called paddy maddy

 
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i have a freakin annoying bro too!ok,i left some pads in my room and he showed them to his hot friends!i hid my face for the rest of that year.now im called paddy maddy

 
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i have a freakin annoying bro too!ok,i left some pads in my room and he showed them to his hot friends!i hid my face for the rest of that year.now im called paddy maddy

 
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i have a freakin annoying bro too!ok,i left some pads in my room and he showed them to his hot friends!i hid my face for the rest of that year.now im called paddy maddy

 
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i have a freakin annoying bro too!ok,i left some pads in my room and he showed them to his hot friends!i hid my face for the rest of that year.now im called paddy maddy

 
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i have a freakin annoying bro too!ok,i left some pads in my room and he showed them to his hot friends!i hid my face for the rest of that year.now im called paddy maddy

 
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anonymous 3 days ago.. lol

 
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I'm an only child, but if my sibling(s) would have done something like that, I would have killed them (not really, but close).

 
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i'd lock him in the closet for life. thats would be the solution to my problem.

 
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