1 year ago

I Got Drenched By Nasty Toilet Water!

A few months ago, my crush Darren took me out to this Mexican restaurant. It was great! But I was so nervous that I drank WAY too much water and had to go to the bathroom right away.

When I got into the girls’ room, I noticed that the ONLY toilet that was free was completely clogged with toilet paper. But I REALLY had to go. So I did my business and then tried to flush.

Big mistake! The toilet backed up immediately and soon the water spilled over the edge, all over my nice dress and shoes. It even spurted onto my face! EEEEWWW!

I was completely soaked in nasty water, soggy toilet paper and pee. And, of course, there was no place to go change and detox myself.

I was so upset, I basically just sat in the bathroom and cried. At one point, Darren knocked to see what was going on, and I eventually had to come out and show him what a mess I was.

And that’s how my love life got flushed down the toilet. But what else could I have done? Hold it in?

 
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i know right???

 
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by the way, if youre crush wont talk to u just becuz of 1 stupid accident, he's a butt.

 
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by the way, if youre crush wont talk to u just becuz of 1 stupid accident, he's a butt.

 
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1 thing u could've done is not flushed the toilet! duh. eh, you had 2 go and u werent thinking oh well. it was an accident.

 
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it was an accident. it's not like it was your fault. but if he still dosen't talk to you, then hes a jerk and he dosent deserve you. you deserve someone who would understand. don't let things like this get to you. they happen to everyone. but i would wait for a better toilet next time.

 
 
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lol

 
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True......but u should've told the manageror something,that's awful!U should've left it like that and save ur self the embarrasment.

 
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thats so stupid!! y the poop did u flush it!

 
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u never flush a toilet when its already clogged

 
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why would you ever flush if the toilet was already clogged!!!!????????

 
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haha wooooooow, that really sucks!!! you shouldn't have flushed!!!!!

 
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awwwww its not ur fault!!..but u shouldnt of flushed cos a clogged toilet neva flushed!!!

 
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Did the toilet water cause a leak and did anybody fix it?

 
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rosie162472 read for once

 
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that is bull

 
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just dont flush. duh.

 
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omg person below me try reading the story

 
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WAS THERE ANY OTHER TOILETS

 
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OMJJ just dont flush it

 
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right now

 
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right now

 
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nasty

 
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OMJJ (oh my joe jonas; if u see OMJJ in any other comment slots its the same anonymous person) wait 4 another. what did u think was happening? all the girls were under constepasion???

 
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wow thats emmbaressing( i know i spelled it wrong) did he talk 2 u again

 
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omg im so sorry that happened! did he talk to u again?

 
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i feel sorry for u lol

 
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that sux

 
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Anonymous under me: dont u mean hold it and wait till anothers open? i hope so. If she didnt hold it in she would just pee in her DRESS and if it went through her underwear it would fall on the floor. That would b embarassing and a whole other story......

 
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no dont hold it in just wait until another ones open DUH

 
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wow.. and gross..

 
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he sould ha been more understanding

 
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anomymos its agirl

 
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wat did he say after that??????

 
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be my boyfriend

 
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You could have not tried to flush it if it looked clogged maybe..?

 
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the guy shoulda understood i mean i understand your issues it happens

 
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Dude you toally should have flushed and then went!!!! Or you should have told somebody that worked there!!!!

 
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all you should have done is gone to the bathroom do your thing and not flush! it was already clogged anyway. wat is another dump?

 
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u shouldnt of flushed

 
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You shoulda peed in the sink,if no one else was in there!!! lol. I feel bad 4 u.

 
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i feel so bad for you?

 
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awwww its good that you told him and that he could tell you were upset about it at least...

 
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cheer up dont wrooie about it

 
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yeah dont flush next time hahahahahahaha, srry kindy funny ewwwwww

 
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eeewww!!!

 
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i know it's gross but maybe not flush next time.

 
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Da

 
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something similar happened to me one time at an applebees lol. i was there at lunch with like 3 of my friends. i had to pee rrly badly so i went to the bathroom. there were two stalls, one was "out of order" so i went in the other one but when i tried to flush, nothing happened. so i flushed again. still nothing. so i flushed a third time and it LOOKED like it was going down then it suddenly like started to fill up and i was like "oh sh*t". it overflowed got SOAKED my brand new uggs and sprayed nasty toilet water on my shirt, pants, and face... i told the manager and she was wayyyy pissed... needless to say, we left.

 
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omg im so sorry. i would die. and Darren didnt try to help you? honesty if that guy walked in to find his date crying bc a toilet exploded on her, he should have helped you. and if he just walked out on you then he dosnt deserve you. im sure you can do alot better hon. keep looking =]

 
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